Billionaire
MARK & HAECHAN Lyrics

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
I have a strong desire to become a billionaire.

Buy all of the things I never had
I want to be able to purchase all the things I never had the opportunity to buy before.

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
I strive to be successful and well-known enough to be featured on the front of Forbes magazine.

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
I want to be respected and admired by people like Oprah and the Queen, who are successful and influential in their own right.

Oh every time I close my eyes
I often think about and daydream of the future ahead of me and the successful life I aspire to have.

I see my name in shining lights
I envision myself being recognized and celebrated for my accomplishments and success.

A different city every night oh
I plan to have a lavish lifestyle that includes travelling and exploring new cities on a regular basis.

I swear the world better prepare
I am confident in my abilities and my future success, and I warn the world to be ready for what's to come.

Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
If I achieve my goal of becoming a billionaire, I would like to have a successful talk show similar to Oprah's.

I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
In my talk show, I would make an effort to spread holiday cheer and goodwill year-round.

Give Artie a wish list
I would offer my friends and family members the chance to make a wish list, and I would try my best to fulfill each of their wishes.

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
Like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, I would consider adopting children who are less fortunate and in need of a loving home.

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it
I would like to make a positive difference in the lives of children who may have had a difficult start in life.

Give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
As a successful billionaire, I would enjoy giving expensive gifts to the people I care about and love.

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
I would feel fulfilled and gratified to be able to grant someone's dying wish and make their last days on Earth positive and meaningful.

It's been a couple months that I've been single so
Since I have not been in a relationship for a couple of months, I could jokingly be referred to as 'Artie Claus without the ho ho.'

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho Ho
As a play on words, with the reference to 'Santa Claus' coming to town during the holiday season.

Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
I would make an effort to help and make a difference in the lives of those affected by natural disasters, such as Hurricane Katrina.

And damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
I would take action and initiative to aid those affected by natural disasters and do more than just rely on government aid.

Yeah can't forget about me stupid
It's important to remember myself and my own needs during the pursuit of my goals.

Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme music
As a successful billionaire, I would enjoy having my own theme music and making a statement everywhere I go.

I'll be playing basketball with the President
If I were to become a billionaire, I could possibly play basketball with the President of the United States.

Dunking on his delegates
I would enjoy defeating the President's staff at basketball and being victorious in that regard.

Then I'll complement him on his political etiquette
After playing basketball and winning, I would praise the President for his good manners and proper behavior.

Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
As a billionaire, I would have the financial freedom to throw around large sums of money, even if it is for no particular reason.

But keep the fives, twentys, tens and bens completely separate
Despite being able to throw large sums of money, I would still organize and handle my finances wisely and responsibly.

And yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
Becoming a billionaire would inevitably place me in a new, higher tax bracket.

We in recession but let me take a crack at it
Despite the current economic recession, I still believe that I have a chance at becoming a successful billionaire.

I'll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
After making charitable contributions and other necessary expenses, I would distribute the rest of my earnings to the people I care about.

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
I would like to share my success and wealth with the people who are important to me.

And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
I would like to ensure that the people around me are never hungry or in need of food.

Eating good sleeping soundly
As a result of my financial success, I would like to have a comfortable and secure lifestyle where I can eat well and sleep comfortably.

I know we all have a similar dream
I acknowledge that many people share my dream of becoming a successful billionaire.

Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
I am encouraging others to make an effort to pursue their own dreams and financial goals.

And put it in the air and sing
I am suggesting that people should express their desire and ambition for financial success and sing their own success stories.