He has appeared on many of Williams Street Studios' shows on Adult Swim, most notably Aqua Teen Hunger Force (as the crude and often misguided MC Pee Pants) and Sealab 2021 (in some bit parts, consistently recurring as the also crude and often misguided Hesh), and a part in The Brak Show. He also wrote for Sealab 2021 and The Brak Show, and later lent a track to the online music game Flash Flash Revolution.
Chris has released ten albums, the first of which is downloadable for free on his website. The albums are:
[2001] Life's A Bitch and I'm her Pimp
[2003] Knowing is Half the Hassle
[2004] Eating's Not Cheating (Re-Released in 2005 with additional tracks)
[2006] Dungeon Master of Ceremonies
[2008] mc chris Is Dead
[2009] Part Six Part One/Two/Three
[2011] Marshmellow Playground
[2011] Race Wars
[2014] Foreverrr
[2016] mc chris is dreaming
He completed several successful tours across the U.S. In October of 2004, he announced his resignation from Cartoon Network to the public on his blog to focus on his recording career (roughly halfway through the entry), but has said that he is willing to return to William Street when needed. He has since toured throughout the continental United States in an effort to expose all of America to the growing genre of nerdcore rap. mc chris encourages fans to mix his songs and play their own role in the growth of what is a relatively new genre.
In January of 2006, mc chris was a nominee for Spin Magazine's "Band of the Year" contest at Spin.com. But after gaining an over 20% margin in his first round battle with Demander, the voting was suspiciously shut down "for maintenance" and when it came back online Demander had been declared the winner. Demander has since denounced the results.
Boys Don't Cry
MC Chris Lyrics
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I feared the worst but the more I learned it all became clear
you were a female peer, just a few years younger than I
and you wrote the longest letters, the very best size
You live in London, used slang like prat,
you were dating the gym one akin to tight abs
I’d spend the days half, trying to make you laugh
well after one week. i knew i was hooked
you'd blush at each key stroke xo without' getting one look
At the other side guy his pics might be fake
this type of shit happens every day.
I’m no rock star, a clock watching drone
who's breath stinks of liquor, all stoned like lawn gnomes
No girlfriend, no hook ups just lovelorn and fucked up
no friend to just vent on, one who'll, say all bets off
concert was cancelled, you answered my email
Turns out your bummed out didn’t want to give details
A mate had od'd, I could feel your heart beat
I miss you never met you, xo mc
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
why ya gotta be so far away
why do plane tickets gotta cost an arm and a leg
maybe i should save a couple dollars a day
so without delay, i can look at your face
smell your hair, rest my hand on your neck
never mind neckin, you know that comes next
I’ll buy you a dress at that place owned by Dodi Fayed
give ya head every night before bed
but you might not d-i-g m-c,
might think me to brash or condescending
a sad finish Without taking a first step
can't avoid saying something that I will regret
but I bet that we would hit it off great I could come to you
or you could come to the states get you a job at mtv
whatever you need, I’m a slave 4 u like Britney was to JT
romance is a cruel trick, playin me like school kids
don't know if I should do this, if i'm stupid or just foolish
can't help but pursue this, despite you being half a world from me
what I wouldn't give to sit and sip a cup of tea
while you nibbled on a crumpet I’d love it indeed
sincerely yours, xo mc
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
The song “Boys Don’t Cry” by MC Chris is a tribute to a female peer he met on Friendster. At the beginning of the song, MC Chris talks about how he was initially hesitant to talk to her because of her unusual name on Friendster. But as they started interacting, he realized that she was a few years younger than him and was from London. They started talking often, and he found her long letters to be a delight, which prompted him to try and make her laugh. It all started as just pure banter, but soon MC Chris realized that he was hooked and wanted to see her in person.
The second paragraph takes a darker turn as the female peer cancels their concert because her friend OD’d. Over the course of the song, the musician talks about how he would like to see her in person and how he would go to great lengths to make that happen. The chorus talks about how boys don’t cry, but they love to ball and have teardrops falling. The song ends with MC Chris saying that he would love to sit and sip tea with the female peer while she nibbled on a crumpet.
The song captures the innocence and longing of a long-distance friendship where two people have never met. MC Chris’s vivid storytelling takes you on a journey of emotions where you can feel the longing and desire of two people who have never met.
Line by Line Meaning
I met you on friendster, your name was all weird
I first encountered you on Friendster, and initially, your name seemed odd to me
I feared the worst but the more I learned it all became clear
At first, I was anxious about corresponding with you, but as I got to know you better, that feeling faded away
you were a female peer, just a few years younger than I, and you wrote the longest letters, the very best size
I discovered that you were a young woman, just a bit younger than me, and that you wrote wonderfully long and interesting letters
You live in London, used slang like prat, you were dating the gym one akin to tight abs
I found out that you reside in London, used slang like 'prat', and were romantically involved with a man who was really fit
I’d spend the days half, trying to make you laugh, you would and write back give me some more of that
I spent hours trying to make you smile, and you always responded positively and even encouraged me to keep doing it
well after one week. i knew i was hooked, you'd blush at each key stroke xo without' getting one look
After a short while, I realized that I was completely enamored with you, and I could tell that you were too from the way you responded to my messages
At the other side guy his pics might be fake, this type of shit happens every day.
There could be a guy on the other side of the messages pretending to be someone he's not, and it's a common occurrence in online interactions
I’m no rock star, a clock watching drone who's breath stinks of liquor, all stoned like lawn gnomes
I'm nothing special, just a regular guy with a mundane job and a tendency to drink too much and get high
No girlfriend, no hook ups just lovelorn and fucked up, no friend to just vent on, one who'll, say all bets off
I'm single and not interested in casual sex, and I feel miserable and helpless; I don't have a close friend who can listen to my problems and help me make decisions
concert was cancelled, you answered my email, Turns out your bummed out didn’t want to give details
When a show I was supposed to attend got canceled, you replied to my email explaining that you were feeling down and didn't feel like talking about it in depth
A mate had od'd, I could feel your heart beat, I miss you never met you, xo mc
You revealed that a friend of yours overdosed on drugs, and I could sense how much that tragedy affected you; even though we've never met in person, I already miss you
why ya gotta be so far away, why do plane tickets gotta cost an arm and a leg
I'm frustrated that you live so far away from me, and that the cost of traveling to see you is exceptionally high
maybe i should save a couple dollars a day, so without delay, i can look at your face
I'm considering starting to save money little by little every day so that I can afford to finally meet you in person without any further delay
smell your hair, rest my hand on your neck, never mind neckin, you know that comes next
I can't wait to be able to smell your hair, feel your skin, and kiss you deeply
I’ll buy you a dress at that place owned by Dodi Fayed, give ya head every night before bed
I plan to take you to a fancy store owned by Dodi Fayed to buy you a beautiful dress, and I also promise to pleasure you every night before we go to sleep
but you might not d-i-g m-c, might think me to brash or condescending
You might not like me as much as I like you, and you might find me too pushy or arrogant at times
can't avoid saying something that I will regret, but I bet that we would hit it off great I could come to you
I'm worried that I might say something stupid or hurtful, but at the same time, I'm confident that we would get along great if we finally met in person
or you could come to the states get you a job at mtv, whatever you need, I’m a slave 4 u like Britney was to JT
Alternatively, you could visit me in the United States and work at MTV if that's what you want; I'll happily do anything to make you happy
romance is a cruel trick, playin me like school kids, don't know if I should do this, if i'm stupid or just foolish
I'm aware that love can be painful and deceptive, and I'm not sure if pursuing a romantic relationship with you is worth the risk; I might be naive and foolish for even considering it
can't help but pursue this, despite you being half a world from me, what I wouldn't give to sit and sip a cup of tea
However, I can't resist the temptation of chasing after you, even though you're so far away from me; all I want is to have a simple moment with you, like drinking tea together
while you nibbled on a crumpet I’d love it indeed, sincerely yours, xo mc
I'd be so happy to see you enjoy a crumpet while we chat, and I genuinely mean all of this; love, MC
Contributed by Isabelle D. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Anthony Fritsch
I met you on friendster, your name was all weird
I feared the worst but the more I learned it all became clear
you were a female peer, just a few years younger than I
and you wrote the longest letters, the very best size
You live in London, used slang like prat,
you were dating the gym one akin to tight abs
I’d spend the days half, trying to make you laugh
you would and write back give me some more of that
well after one week. i knew i was hooked
you'd blush at each key stroke xo without' getting one look
At the other side guy his pics might be fake
this type of shit happens every day.
I’m no rock star, a clock watching drone
who's breath stinks of liquor, all stoned like lawn gnomes
No girlfriend, no hook ups just lovelorn and fucked up
no friend to just vent on, one who'll, say all bets off
concert was cancelled, you answered my email
Turns out your bummed out didn’t want to give details
A mate had od'd, I could feel your heart beat
I miss you never met you, xo mc
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
why ya gotta be so far away
why do plane tickets gotta cost an arm and a leg
maybe i should save a couple dollars a day
so without delay, i can look at your face
smell your hair, rest my hand on your neck
never mind neckin, you know that comes next
I’ll buy you a dress at that place owned by Dodi Fayed
give ya head every night before bed
but you might not d-i-g m-c,
might think me to brash or condescending
a sad finish Without taking a first step
can't avoid saying something that I will regret
but I bet that we would hit it off great I could come to you
or you could come to the states get you a job at mtv
whatever you need, I’m a slave 4 u like Britney was to JT
romance is a cruel trick, playin me like school kids
don't know if I should do this, if i'm stupid or just foolish
can't help but pursue this, despite you being half a world from me
what I wouldn't give to sit and sip a cup of tea
while you nibbled on a crumpet I’d love it indeed
sincerely yours, xo mc
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Boys don't cry they prefer bawlin' not shot callin' teardrops fallin
I’m jonesin harder than gollum, please god say that's London callin'
Patrick Cooney
this is so different from his other songs, and so amazing. i always listen to this over and over again
Whatthefernando
I saw him in concert when I was 19, and after a bunch of us went to go see Grindhouse in theaters.. It was a amazing night. He's a down to earth guy,,
Mel Star 💫
I was Introduced to this by my boyfriend, who lives in the US & I myself in England. My man is much more capable of writing something much more profound, but it was early days & I appreciated the sentiment way much more than he knew. Long distance relationships are so effin hard, but we're still going strong! I'll always save this silly little song bc it'll forever remind me of that early time & how infatuated we both were with one another! 🫶🏼💜🫶🏼
funzjake
That was cleverly worded. Thank you I enjoyed it.
Aleena Guerrero
My boyfriend showed me this song..then he moved away and i listen to this song everyday :'( i miss him
Starfish Prime
Goddamn, MC Chris, how did you know? Story of my fucking life.
Engel the Mage
this song is worth buying instead of illegally downloading it as i was planning wen i clicked on this vid
Laughing Man
Boys don't cry, they prefer ballin
And shot callin, tear drops fallin
I'm jonzin harder than Gollum
MistaMahoney
a decade later i learned that that line was "i'm jonesing harder than gollum" because of this comment. thnx.
djToRMeNTeD
but it's bawlin, not ballin. also not shot callin. not trying to be a grammar nazi but it changes the whole meaning 🤘🏻