He has appeared on many of Williams Street Studios' shows on Adult Swim, most notably Aqua Teen Hunger Force (as the crude and often misguided MC Pee Pants) and Sealab 2021 (in some bit parts, consistently recurring as the also crude and often misguided Hesh), and a part in The Brak Show. He also wrote for Sealab 2021 and The Brak Show, and later lent a track to the online music game Flash Flash Revolution.
Chris has released ten albums, the first of which is downloadable for free on his website. The albums are:
[2001] Life's A Bitch and I'm her Pimp
[2003] Knowing is Half the Hassle
[2004] Eating's Not Cheating (Re-Released in 2005 with additional tracks)
[2006] Dungeon Master of Ceremonies
[2008] mc chris Is Dead
[2009] Part Six Part One/Two/Three
[2011] Marshmellow Playground
[2011] Race Wars
[2014] Foreverrr
[2016] mc chris is dreaming
He completed several successful tours across the U.S. In October of 2004, he announced his resignation from Cartoon Network to the public on his blog to focus on his recording career (roughly halfway through the entry), but has said that he is willing to return to William Street when needed. He has since toured throughout the continental United States in an effort to expose all of America to the growing genre of nerdcore rap. mc chris encourages fans to mix his songs and play their own role in the growth of what is a relatively new genre.
In January of 2006, mc chris was a nominee for Spin Magazine's "Band of the Year" contest at Spin.com. But after gaining an over 20% margin in his first round battle with Demander, the voting was suspiciously shut down "for maintenance" and when it came back online Demander had been declared the winner. Demander has since denounced the results.
Evergreen
MC Chris Lyrics
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A bag of shrooms and some LSD
We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees
But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog
We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
Get in fights getting drunk coz we're bad kids
Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters
Cold air's what we breathe
Our vests have no sleeves
It's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
We smell like evergreens
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy
Even though my nose is runny get the honey's coz I'm money
But I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
With my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
You see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
Put your back seat down and I'll take your ass to tree town
Your daughter's giving me the eye
So I am giving her a ride
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
As long as I get all up in her tights
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy
The lyrics to mc chris's "Evergreen" tell a story of a group of rebellious teenagers who spend their Christmas season engaging in risky behaviors. They start by receiving drugs from their dealer and head to a park to steal Christmas trees. However, they get caught by the cops and are forced to leave. Throughout the song, the group talks about their delinquent behaviors and their love for the holiday season. The chorus of the song is a humorous take on the classic Christmas song "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth." The group sings about their desires for mistletoe, money, fixed snowmobile treads, and a woman free of disease.
The group's rebellious and carefree attitudes are reflected in the lyrics, particularly in lines like "We're not too bright we flunk all of our classes" and "We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters." The group's love for the holiday season is also evident in lines like "We crunch on candy canes" and "We smell like evergreens."
Overall, the song tells a humorous story of delinquent behavior during the holiday season. It takes a lighthearted approach to the sweet and happy Christmas songs often heard during this time of year.
Line by Line Meaning
On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me
The singer's drug dealer gave them shrooms and LSD for Christmas.
A bag of shrooms and some LSD
The specific drugs the dealer gave the singer as a gift.
We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees
The singer and their friends trespassed and stole some trees for Christmas.
But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
The authorities arrived and asked the artist and their friends to leave.
We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog
The artist and their friends have consumed a lot of alcohol.
We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
The group is snacking on candy canes while also preparing to cut down more trees with chainsaws.
You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
The group will provide tree wrapping services for an additional thirty dollars.
We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
The group plans to use the money earned from the tree-wrapping service to purchase marijuana.
We're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
The group is not academically successful and fails many of their classes.
Get in fights getting drunk coz we're bad kids
The group often gets into physical altercations when they are drinking because they are considered to be rebellious youths.
Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
The singer and their friends come from unstable family situations where their fathers are absent and their mothers are often intoxicated.
We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters
Despite their privileged suburban upbringing, the group tries to emulate the lifestyle of gangsters.
Cold air's what we breathe
The group is working outside in freezing temperatures.
Our vests have no sleeves
The singer and their friends are not wearing appropriate clothing for the cold weather.
It's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
Cutting and transporting trees in extremely cold weather is difficult.
We smell like evergreens
The group has picked up the scent of the freshly cut trees they are working with.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
The artist is making a humorous reference to wanting their front teeth for Christmas.
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
The singer would like to have mistletoe present for the holiday season.
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
The singer is looking for a romantic partner who is healthy.
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
The artist also wants some money for Christmas.
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
The artist has a snowmobile that needs some repairs.
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
The artist wants a sexual partner who will not be deterred by the fact that their snowsuit does not fit properly.
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
The singer is selling Christmas trees but also enjoys cutting down trees themselves for fun.
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy
The artist is aware that the father of their romantic interest does not approve of them and it is causing some tension.
Even though my nose is runny get the honey's coz I'm money
Despite having a runny nose, the singer is confident in their ability to attract women because of their financial status.
But I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
Despite their wealth, the singer is having difficulty finding sexual partners and also struggles with dressing appropriately for the cold weather.
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
The singer does not use drugs heavily but enjoys dipping tobacco and listening to country music.
With my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
The artist has a crude sense of humor and enjoys urinating to write their name in the snow.
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
The artist enjoys the lifestyle of working with trees and being outdoors during the winter season.
You see dead tree and I see a cash cow
The singer is focused on the financial benefits of selling Christmas trees and does not have an emotional attachment to them.
I never bargain and I never back down
The singer is a skilled negotiator and refuses to back down from asking prices for their trees.
Put your back seat down and I'll take your ass to tree town
The artist is offering to give their romantic interest a ride to where the Christmas trees are being sold.
Your daughter's giving me the eye
The artist's romantic interest's daughter is showing them interest.
So I am giving her a ride
The artist is taking the daughter of their romantic interest for a ride to the Christmas tree lot.
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
The singer is offering to take care of decorating the Christmas tree.
As long as I get all up in her tights
The artist is using the promise of decorating the Christmas tree as a way to pursue a sexual relationship with their romantic interest's daughter.
Contributed by Eli D. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@robertshearer1532
All i want for Christmas is mc chris to make a comeback
@whereismyheart
Best Christmas song ever.
@dragonqueen5786
This makes me feel powerful
@Z0J0
THIS SONG NEEDS TO GO TO APPLE MUSIC SO I CAN OWN IT PLEASE
@jacobcasmus1882
MC did this song for me as a request back in 2012-2013? Idr but it was Awesome! This is by far my favorite MC song! Holds up to any Rapper fr fr 💯, don't even try and deny it
@SuperGalliam
My favorite
@captaintoyota3171
Yes this song rules i remember all the lyrics
@xwolfgamerx978
MC FOR PRESIDENT
@LampreyKisses
"your daughter's givin' me the eye, so I am givin' her a ride" -my high school days summarized.
@EmeraldCityRiz
MC Chris in the house!