I Want Candy
MC Chris Lyrics

I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
I crave a variety of sweets like candy, bubble gum, and taffy.

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
I'm holding hands with my girlfriend Sandy and we're running to the candy store.

Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I have enough money to buy my girlfriend candy and thus, am like her 'sugar daddy.'

I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
I am referring to the acting couple Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy and using them as a metaphor for me and my girlfriend. We both want candy!

Put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
Let's add all of our candy together and split it equally like 50/50.

Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
This means that instead of a movie called 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind,' my experience with candy is like a close encounter but instead, of aliens, it's cavities.

I'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I'm not just talking about ordinary candy, but also specific types like liquorice and chocodiles, which are a brand of chocolate-filled crocodile-shaped snack cakes.

I want candy, I got a sugar tooth
I'm addicted to candy and have a sweet tooth that craves it.

Put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock boots
In this line 'knock boots' is used as slang for sex. By wearing shin guards, Sandy won't be kicked accidentally when we are engaging in sexual activities.

Lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
This line is an innuendo for oral sex. In this case, I'm referring to my 'peppermint stick' as my penis and the 'lollipop' as Sandy's tongue.

Gumdrop that don't stop til' its licked knot loose
I want Sandy to keep sucking until the gumdrop candy is dissolved completely.

(ladies) Candy... candy...
The ladies in this line are chanting and talking about candy, singing 'candy... candy.'

I need candy bubble gum, and taffy
I have a strong need and desire for candy, bubble gum, and taffy.

Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
If anyone tries to stop me from getting candy, I will become violent and aggressive.

Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
I'm encouraging my listeners to secretly buy and eat candy, even if it means doing something embarrassing or shameful – like hiding candy in their pants – so your family wouldn't have to know about it.

Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
If someone gets in the way of me and my candy, I may become irrational and defensive about it.

I need candy, any kind'll do
I'm desperate for candy and will accept any type of candy regardless of its nutrition value or health effects.

Don't care if it's nutritious or 'FDA approved'
I don't care if the candy is nutritious or approved by the Food and Drug Administration. I just want candy.

It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
Eating candy will cause me to become hyper and excited like bobcats affected by alcohol.

A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
My body's reaction to candy is an energy burst that only I can generate.

And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
This line is a reference to his villain character MC Pee Pants from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, where he tries to drill into Hell using a giant drill and the power from candy.

Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
By drilling into Hell, we'll be releasing ancient demons from their captive sleep forever.

So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
Once released, the ancient demons will walk on Earth and change the pattern of our society.

And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
The freed demons will advertise MC Pee Pant's diet pills to us, resulting in negative impacts on our bodies.

I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I have a very strong desire and need for candy, and I'm willing to eat it until I die.

I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
I'm willing to go to extreme measures, including killing, to get my hands on candy. I demand those around me be cooperative in fulfilling this need.

Where you keepin' all the candy?!
This is a statement of my frustration about a candy shortage, and I'm demanding to know where it is kept.

Who made you candy king?!
This line implies that someone is hoarding all the candy and demands to know who appointed them as 'candy king'

If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
On reaching severe frustration, I will take out my vexation on innocent people such as women or ladies.

(ladies) Candy, in the morning, candy on the way to school Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon Candy, its good, on your way home from school Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!
The ladies are talking about their love for candy and how they can eat candy at any time of the day - during breakfast, on their way to school, during school lunch, after school, during dinner, and even as a midnight snack!

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess Come on down yo, here's the address At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,
This line suggests that if everything is too order and too routine, mix things up and change things around a bit, be spontaneous! The listener is now invited to join, and the given address leads to MC Chris' sweet shop.

Right next to, gentlemen's club.
The sweet shop is located right next to a gentlemen's club which is a strip club for men.