Super Hoe Cakes
MF DOOM Lyrics

Keep your hoes in check
Remain in control of your romantic partners

I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
I have a female companion who desires intimacy

I told her I'll come scoop her around eight, she said (super)
I informed her that I will pick her up at the designated time, to which she expressed enthusiasm and agreement with the word 'super'

That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
She responded positively and is eager to participate, despite any challenges or obstacles that may arise

No matter what I need her to do, she be like (super)
She is consistently supportive and enthusiastic about any requests or situations that may occur

Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
MF DOOM is a powerful leader in his field, with a sense of authority and dominance over others

On the microphone he flossed the ring (super)
MF DOOM is highly skilled and confident in his rap abilities, exhibiting them prominently

Average emcees is like a TV blooper
Most other rappers are considered to be poor performers and viewed as comical failures, similar to bloopers on television

MF DOOM, he's like D.B. Cooper
MF DOOM is compared to the elusive criminal D.B. Cooper, known for his heist and escape from an airplane, highlighting DOOM's ability to evade capture and be shrouded in mystery

Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
With my money, I allowed my female companion to purchase a new set of clothing

Just to cool her off she said "Niggas ain't about shit"
She expressed disappointment in men as a collective group, likely due to negative experiences with them

I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
I question whether or not she genuinely believes her statement, as I am skeptical of her sincerity

The way it be in her mouth she can't live without it
She enjoys having sex and performing oral sex, to the point where she becomes almost addicted to it

And can't live with this, handle your business
She cannot handle the situation themselves, and requests that I deal with any issues that may arise

Villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list
MF DOOM is aware of the negative opinions and rumors surrounding him from women, specifically those with whom he has intimate relationships

One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper
A request to purchase a package of cookies from a shopkeeper named Mr. Hooper

It's fun smacking rookies, he is the (super)
MF DOOM enjoys and is skilled at insulting and outperforming novice rappers, solidifying his reputation as a notable figure in the industry

Look like a black Wookie when he let his beard grow
MF DOOM resembles the Star Wars character Chewbacca when he allows his facial hair to grow

Weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
MF DOOM has an unconventional appearance, with dark skin and consistently trimmed hair

Rumors has it it's a S-Curl accident
There are rumors that MF DOOM's distinct hair style was not intentional, but rather the result of a mishap with a hair product called S-Curl

DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent
MF DOOM was reputed for being skilled in intimate situations, and able to satisfy his partners in a physically demanding manner

Some say it's the eyes, some say the accent
MF DOOM's attractiveness to women is attributed to either his physical eyes or his unique manner of speaking

A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went
Many individuals question where their money has gone after having an intimate relationship with MF DOOM, as he is viewed as a figure who enjoys wealth and success

I call her thunder thighs with the fatty swolla
MF DOOM has given his female companion the nickname 'thunder thighs' due to her large and attractive legs, and acknowledges that she is sexually confident and enjoys attention

Only mess with high rollers, do what daddy told her
She is only interested in being with individuals who have large amounts of wealth, likely due to parental instruction or personal desire for a luxurious lifestyle

No matter the city she with me to do the thang thang
She is committed and willing to participate in sexual activity with MF DOOM, regardless of their location or circumstances

Work in the coochie, hoopti chitty chitty bang bang
They are having sex in a vehicle with limited space and low cost, but still able to enjoy the experience

Same name on the titty as on the name ring
MF DOOM's female companion has a tattoo with his name on her chest, which also matches the name she calls him by

Pretty like Baby D off "All in the Same Gang"
She is considered as attractive as a character named Baby D in a song called "All in the Same Gang"

Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
MF DOOM is cautious and suspicious of his female companion

But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut
MF DOOM feels protective of his female companion and has instructed her on how to experience sexual pleasure

And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa
MF DOOM has the ability to escalate tense situations into violent conflicts, and enjoys doing so

Teach her how to hold it, of course he is the (super)
MF DOOM has instructed his female companion on how to handle firearms, as he is an experienced and knowledgeable figure in weapon usage

See most cats treat her like Foofur
Other individuals treat his female companion poorly or rudely, much like the character Foofur in an animated series

Or beat her to a stupor, take it from the (super)
Some engage in domestic violence with his female companion, which MF DOOM views as unacceptable and condemns

You need to make her feel cuter
She desires to feel attractive and receives validation from partners

And lay down the G like Luther, everything'll be (super)
If one can provide her with security and wealth, she will be content and satisfied in the relationship

Do for her, keep her in a new fur
In order to maintain her affection and loyalty, she must be continuously provided with luxurious items like fur clothing

So she look sweet when she go to meet the (super)
She desires to have an attractive appearance and style when interacting with others, in order to be envied and admired

Got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
They have acquired marijuana and are preparing to smoke it

Put it in the air, come here, kiss it
They are smoking and enjoying marijuana, encouraging others to participate and pass it around

Listen here scooter, let her try to bag you
MF DOOM gives advice to others, warning them about the potentially manipulative nature of his female companion

When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
He instructs that one must not allow her to cook tomato sauce when menstruating, as it may result in contamination

Which'll have you under some type of spell crying "dag boo"
If one is not cautious, they may fall under her influence and become prone to emotional distress

Her name on your back in a tattoo
She may use affection or intimacy to manipulate others into getting tattoos of her name on their bodies

Whether a bourgie broad, nerd ho, street chick
Regardless of societal background or interests, MF DOOM has the ability to seduce and captivate women from diverse backgrounds

Don't call her wifey if you met her at the Freaknik
MF DOOM advises against expressing romantic commitment to women met at casual events or parties, such as the Freaknik festival

You don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll dupe her
If one is not genuinely interested in pursuing a relationship with his female companion, they should not lead her on or deceive her

And be a father to your child like the (super)
MF DOOM will assume the role of a father figure for the child, even if the relationship with the mother does not continue

He keep his hoes in check
MF DOOM maintains control over his romantic partners and ensures their loyalty and obedience

Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks
MF DOOM sends his female companions on errands to obtain jewelry or other adornments from wealthy individuals

Tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real
He instructs them to steal clothing and leave the target unclothed, in a state of embarrassment and humiliation

Better yet, get him for the check off the record deal
They may also attempt to fraudulently obtain money or payment from a music or entertainment industry professional

Find out where he keep the Tec and the blue steel
MF DOOM encourages his female companions to gather information about the whereabouts of dangerous weapons or firearms, which could be useful in future conflicts or confrontations

Make sure for extra wreck let him know how you feel
They may also express anger or violence towards the target, in order to assert their dominance and control

And while he's running down to All-Star Weekend to ball
As the victim is participating in a sports event, they will be particularly distracted or vulnerable

I'm coming with the U-HAUL (Super)
MF DOOM will arrive with a vehicle to transport the stolen goods or items