Explaining food metaphors in XXL Magazine:
"It had to be two things: It had to be a food people could relate to and there had to be another play on the word. For instance, I’d say con queso, like cheese. Everyone knows “cheese” has a reference in the street, as money and whatnot. And cheese is something that’s always added in addition to a cheeseburger or a beef patty. So it’s about finding a word where you can take two different approaches to it."
Kon Queso
MF Doom Lyrics
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This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart
They thought they saw the worst verse
From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
Once they get to know us people dig us
Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas
Inventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt it
This go for if you're bout it bout it or rowdy, rowdy
Who every hooker heard of but now, ho, no
If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
Have no fear, the ninja here
Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinking ginger beer
When it's on loco head gon' lay low
And heat it like beef patty, coco bread kon queso
If you say so lace the whole case load
They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
And keep more cash in the stash than a peso
Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
Tie 'em up in the crib and leave they place hollow
Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking truce, truce
Today on intense wreck week
We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
It's all part of my mental techniques
Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
Train the same brain to a insane train of thought
On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
Charge cash for a autograph
Say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass
See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
Do something and never be back once he leaves the scene
Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
For his own side wreck with no known side effects
Before you press charges use your noodle
So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles
Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
It would be awfully rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo
Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
(Doom!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
Maintain and say it, don't spray it
You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
I'll have a cool mill for my sons in trust funds
When I was broker than a broke dick dog
I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
One, two, microphone checker
First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
This is back when he was like crib age
When he hit the stage it's like a gauge to the rib cage
Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar
And jump off the stage like, yee haw
The song "Kon Queso" by MF DOOM begins with a warning to the listener to brace themselves for the pain that the song is going to inflict. It then goes on to describe the team of G men, who at first seem like nerds, but are actually leaders in the fight for equal rights. MF DOOM asserts himself as the inventor of the more demented flow, setting himself apart from other rappers in the game. He goes on to say that his crew walks with pitchforks and halos, setting themselves apart as both good and evil. The song has a lot of wordplay and clever rhymes, and it is clear that MF DOOM is a master of his craft.
The rest of the song is an exploration of various topics, from the importance of keeping your mouth shut to the love of Mary Jane. The song is filled with witty quips and clever references, all delivered in MF DOOM's signature flow. Overall, the song is a showcase of MF DOOM's mastery of the art of rap, as well as his unique style and perspective.
Line by Line Meaning
Give it a sec for the pain to start
Let's take a moment before starting this intense and challenging experience.
This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart
This task or event is not suitable for those who are easily scared or discouraged.
They thought they saw the worst verse
Our previous verses might have been difficult, but they haven't seen anything yet.
From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first
Despite appearing uncool, we are a group of powerful and intelligent individuals.
Once they get to know us people dig us
After getting to know us, people appreciate us and our message.
Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas
We are activists fighting for equality for the black community.
Inventor of the more dementeder flow, no bout a-doubt it
We created a unique and twisted style of rap that is unmatched.
This go for if you're bout it bout it or rowdy, rowdy
Our message is for those who are fearless and ready to take action.
Whatever's clever, the master fold
We are experts at this craft and can adapt to any situation.
Who every hooker heard of but now, ho, no
Our fame and influence is widespread and impressive.
If we see tomorrow, the next day classes
If we make it through this dangerous lifestyle, we will continue to educate and enlighten others.
The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses
I am the menacing figure lurking in the shadows with a powerful perspective.
Have no fear, the ninja here
Do not be afraid, I am here to protect and guide you.
Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinking ginger beer
Our message will resonate with you and leave a lasting impression.
When it's on loco head gon' lay low
When the situation gets intense, it's best to keep a low profile and stay out of trouble.
And heat it like beef patty, coco bread kon queso
We will bring the heat and intensity like a spicy Caribbean meal.
If you say so lace the whole case load
We are confident in our abilities and will go all out if necessary.
They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show
I wear a mask to hide my identity and remain mysterious and enigmatic.
He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's
Other rappers are weak and lack substance compared to us.
His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos
My team consists of both sinister and holy individuals, representing both sides of humanity.
Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O
If you've never worked hard for what you have, don't talk to us.
And keep more cash in the stash than a peso
We are financially successful and have more money than we need.
Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow
We are leaders and people should trust and follow us.
Tie 'em up in the crib and leave they place hollow
We will conquer our enemies and leave them without any power or control.
Oh, shoot, the goose is loose
Things are getting intense and unpredictable.
So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice
This event is so chaotic and crazy that it cannot be tamed.
Frown like the first time you taste cous cous
This experience might be new and strange, but don't let that discourage you.
Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking truce, truce
Hide your weapons and prepare for peace negotiations.
Today on intense wreck week
This is a challenging and intense period of time.
We have the super villain in his own defense to speak
I am here to defend myself against accusations and criticisms.
It's all part of my mental techniques
My tactics are planned and strategic.
Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks
Our message is open to and accepted by all kinds of people.
Train the same brain to a insane train of thought
We have trained our minds to think in unconventional and unconventional ways.
On a campaign trail he came to gain your support
We are trying to win over the hearts and minds of our listeners.
Charge cash for a autograph
We are famous and valuable enough to charge for our signatures.
Say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass
We can be both playful and vicious in our lyrics.
See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen
Our success and influence extends to the film industry.
Do something and never be back once he leaves the scene
We make an impact and then disappear, leaving people in awe and wondering what happened.
Keep more medicated pads than Stridex
We are prepared for any physical discomfort or pain with ample supplies.
For his own side wreck with no known side effects
Our actions might have negative consequences but we are willing to take that risk for our cause.
Before you press charges use your noodle
Think before you act and make sure you have a good reason before condemning anyone.
So what when he grab the mic he crush your cute cuticles
When I take the stage, I will impress and dominate my listeners.
Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful
If you avoid stirring up trouble, everything will be smooth and harmonious.
It would be awfully rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo
It would be impolite to disrupt your peaceful existence, so mind your own business.
Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it
The potential conflict and stress isn't worth it, so let's avoid it altogether.
From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate
I am a sly and stealthy criminal who defeats other rappers with ease.
Soon as he stepped in he lit the room
My presence and energy is powerful and noticeable.
Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume
I am so busy and in demand that I need to change my schedule at the last minute.
(Doom!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing
I am addicted to weed and it is my true passion.
Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain
I obtained my weed from Spiderman, who is naive and foolish.
Maintain and say it, don't spray it
Stay calm and composed while delivering your message instead of getting angry and aggressive.
You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it
If you want to keep your loved ones safe, be prepared to pay a price.
If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns
If I received payment for every rapper who talked tough and carried guns, I would be extremely wealthy.
I'll have a cool mill for my sons in trust funds
The amount of these fake gangsters is so high that I could make a lot of money and provide for my children.
When I was broker than a broke dick dog
I used to be very poor and impoverished.
I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog
Despite my financial struggles, I always made sure to have a joint to smoke in any condition.
When it rain it sure do thunderstorm
When things go wrong, they can get really bad and overwhelming.
I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms
I have an abundance of lyrics and creativity that pours out like sweat in the summer.
One, two, microphone checker
I am testing the microphone to make sure it works properly.
First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker
I first learned about sexual behavior from a classmate during Home Economics class.
This is back when he was like crib age
This memory is from when he was very young.
When he hit the stage it's like a gauge to the rib cage
When I perform, it is so powerful and intense that it physically affects my listeners.
Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar
I am so intense and passionate while performing that I can damage my equipment and surroundings.
And jump off the stage like, yee haw
I am so wild and fearless that I will jump off the stage in excitement.
Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: Daniel Thompson
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