Make-Out Bandit
Mac Lethal Lyrics

We got another pub anthem
This song is yet another catchy tune that will likely be popular in bars and pubs.

This song right here, is about makin out with somebody
The lyrics of this song describe the act of making out with someone, without any expectation of a relationship beyond that moment.

And never talkin to them again (laughter)
The singer finds it amusing that he and the person he is making out with will likely never speak again after their encounter.

And basically, how jealousy is a weak emotion.
The artist believes that jealousy is a negative emotion that holds people back and can lead to destructive behavior.

And how it's ruining the world. (That's right)
The artist believes that jealousy is a pervasive problem in society that is causing significant harm.

Make out with the universe now
The singer suggests that instead of becoming jealous and possessive over romantic partners, people should instead focus on experiencing pleasure and intimacy with the world around them.

I wanna walk into a bar, find myself a girl
The singer is describing his desire to find a willing female partner in a social setting.

Introduce myself, tell her that I like her shoes
The artist plans on making a comment about the woman's shoes as a conversation starter.

Tell her she can buy her own drinks
The artist is expressing that he doesn't feel the need to pay for the woman's drinks and is encouraging her to be independent.

I pull her to a dark corner, kiss her and make her heart sink
The artist takes the woman to a secluded area and passionately kisses her in a way that makes her feel overwhelmed with emotion.

It's funny when the thugs with the tattoos think
The singer finds it amusing that his appearance leads some people to assume that he is not a desirable partner, but instead a nerdy outcast.

That I'm a nerdy ass first base classroom geek
The artist is poking fun at himself and implying that some people may view him as a nerd rather than a cool, desirable partner.

They walk by me and they don't even speak (word)
The people who have stereotyped the singer as a social outcast do not acknowledge him when they walk by.

Then they find their girlfriend propped up on the bathroom sink
The singer has engaged in a romantic encounter with the girlfriends of these people, which may cause them to feel jealous and upset.

She's kissing me
The singer is experiencing physical romance with the girlfriend of another man, which could lead to emotional complications.

We feelin the rhythm of slow drums givin delicate kisses with little to no tongue
The artist is enjoying the art of kissing in a slow, gentle manner that eschews aggressive, tongue-heavy techniques.

It's so fun
The artist is having a good time engaging in physical intimacy with another person.

She happily will follow the mirage
The woman is willing to engage in a non-committal, physical relationship rather than seeking something more serious.

She's warm like a bottle of Shiraz (Goddamn)
The singer is metaphorically comparing the woman's embrace to the sensation of drinking warm red wine.

There's something so especially unique about a girl that thinks her boyfriend's jealousy is weak
The artist is drawn to women who are independent and do not value jealousy as a positive trait in a relationship.

So right before he punches me and breaks my nose
The artist is describing a scenario where the boyfriend of the woman he is making out with becomes violent and physically attacks him.

I touch her whole entire body with the makeout rows
The artist is insinuating that he proceeds to engage in physical intimacy with the woman, despite the fact that her boyfriend may become upset and aggressive.

(Chorus)
The chorus of the song repeats the phrase 'I'm a makeout bandit' to emphasize the singer's tendency to engage in physical encounters without commitment or expectation.

She wants to walk into a bar, find herself a boy
The artist is describing a scenario where a woman approaches a male partner in a social setting.

Introduce herself, tell him that she likes his ink
The woman comments on the man's tattoos as an opener for conversation.

Tell him she can buy her own drinks
The woman asserts her independence and desire to share costs with the person she is interacting with.

Pull him to a dark corner, bite his neck and make his heart sink
The woman engages in passionate physical intimacy with the male partner she has connected with.

Play the harp strings in him, feel the sharp sting lightly
The artist describes experiencing sensations of both pleasure and a mild pinching sensation during the physical encounter.

She got a sweet burn like a Long Beach ice tea
The artist is metaphorically comparing the physical sensation he is experiencing to the taste of a sweet, alcoholic beverage.

He feels flattered, he feels like such a bachelor
The male partner is enjoying the attention and validation he is experiencing from the woman's advances.

He asks for her name, but she says it doesn't matter
The woman is prioritizing the physical intimacy between them over any need to exchange personal details or continue a relationship beyond the encounter.

Like "Listen up boy, you're not my boo you're not my king
The woman is communicating to the male partner that their connection is purely physical and temporary, without any expectations of deeper commitment or romantic attachment.

Don't say another word you're gonna ruin everything
The woman is apparently insistent that the encounter remain physical without any further emotional attachment or conversation.

I'm just choosin every dream that I've had with my flavor"
The woman is following through on a fantasy of hers and pursuing a physical connection with someone in a social setting.

She's a humanitarian, she's not a player (damn)
The singer is emphasizing that the woman he has engaged in physical intimacy with is not manipulative or playing games, but is instead pursuing her own desires in an honest and direct way.

She doesn't drink til she can't comprehend
The woman apparently does not drink to the point of losing control or awareness of her actions.

Therefore she doesn't wake up next to random body skin
The woman is apparently careful about who she engages in physical encounters with to avoid undesirable consequences such as waking up next to an unknown partner.

And she'll keep every bobby pin, bracelet, and necklace
The singer is implying that the woman is collecting keepsakes or souvenirs from her various physical encounters.

Tells him you will not regret this
The woman assures the male partner that their physical encounter will be memorable and enjoyable, without any need for deeper attachment or regret.

You gotta put away the jealousy and drama, let it go (let it go)
The artist is encouraging listeners to avoid negative emotions such as jealousy and drama, and instead embrace experiences of pleasure and intimacy without complications.

You gotta put away the guns in your rap songs, let 'em go (let 'em go)
The artist is alluding to the prevalence of violent imagery and language in some types of music, and is advocating for a more peaceful and positive approach to creative expression.

You gotta swallow that weak-ass anger, let it go (let it go)
The singer is suggesting that feeling angry or possessive over romantic partners is a 'weak' emotion, and that people should let go of these feelings in order to experience greater satisfaction and pleasure in their lives.

You gotta stop takin life so serious and let it go
The singer is encouraging listeners to prioritize enjoyment and fun over seriousness and stress in their approach to life and relationships.

(make out with the universe)
The song concludes with the repeated phrase 'make out with the universe', which is a metaphorical expression of the idea that people should embrace pleasure and connection with the wider world around them, rather than focusing solely on romantic or sexual partners.