Don't Mind If I Do
Mac Miller Lyrics

Hey, it seems like every day
I receive a lot of messages from women who want to come over to my home because they heard I'm living on my own.

Ladies tryna text me
Women are trying to contact me through text messages.

And they heard that I'm livin on my own
These women know that I am now living alone.

So they wanna come to the crib
These women want to come to my home.

Maybe cook me some supper
They offer to cook me dinner.

But I'm busy, so I'm ignorin her
I am too busy to respond to their messages.

Yeah I just touched down in California
I have just arrived in California.

Now I'm headed to the beach
I am going to the beach.

Gon' swim in the water
I am planning to swim in the ocean.

Like I'm tryna sneak in across the border
I am going to the beach with the attitude of someone trying to cross a border illegally.

I do, all different types of crazy shit
I am involved in a variety of crazy activities.

I'm the youngen hoes tryna make a baby with
I am the young man who many women want to have a baby with.

'cause it'll make 'em rich
These women believe having my baby will bring them wealth or success.

Know I'm headed to the money
I am working hard to make a lot of money.

So these funny little girls wanna take a trip
These women want to go on a trip with me.

But no, only the M.O.S.T. dope with me
I only hang out with the coolest people, not these girls.

Other fools homo, Roy and Siegfried
I see other people as lesser or foolish because they are not as cool as Roy and Siegfried.

No disrespect though
I'm not trying to disrespect anyone.

I gotta get that cigarette flow
I need to take a break and smoke a cigarette.

For the green pesto, presto
I am smoking weed before getting back to work.

I'd like to make myself believe
I want to believe that life is simple and easy.

That planet earth turns, slowly
I wish life was as slow-paced and peaceful as the planet earth turning slowly.

It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm a sleep
It's difficult to decide if I should stay awake or rest.

'Cause everything is never as it seems
Life is often different than what it appears to be.

Me I'm highly underestimated
People often underestimate my abilities and potential.

So educated that gettin paid quick
I am highly educated and able to make money quickly.

If you ever hated anticipate that I'm famous
If anyone ever hated on me, I plan on becoming famous and successful.

Got a bunch of bitches to sip on the champagne with
I have a group of women who want to drink champagne with me.

Celebrate that we seein' another day, life good
We are celebrating the fact that we are alive and things are going well.

Never wanna end this
I don't want this good time to end.

Me & Mary Jane got a really nice friendship
I have a good relationship with weed.

Yeah they give me money
People pay me money.

But I gotta go and spend it
I have to spend my money on things I need.

Man, I been a bad little jew
I have not been good at managing my money like a responsible Jewish person should.

But I gotta pay the bills now
I have to use my money to pay for things I need.

So I gotta chill out
I need to relax and not spend so much money.

I ain't walkin round like I'm splurging wit a mil now
I am not flashing my money around like I have a million dollars.

Feel like the kid workin at the mill now
I feel like I am working long hours like a kid working at a mill.

Used to just chill and smoke joints up at Bills house
I used to relax and smoke with friends at Bill's house.

Now I gotta schedule, things I gotta do
I have a busy schedule with things I need to accomplish.

Doin' interviews, see it up on youtube
I am doing interviews that people can watch on YouTube.

I say it feels just like a dream
I feel like my current situation is surreal, like a dream.

'bout to wake up from a nap
I feel like I'm about to wake up from a nap and everything will be different.

Just some motha fuckin' kids
I am just a young person.

We just some motha fuckin' kids
My friends and I are just young people who are still figuring things out.