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Madd Rapper Lyrics

Uh, hell yea man, hm
I am enthusiastically agreeing with everything that's about to be said.

Oh fuck yeah
I am in total agreement with the upcoming lyrics.

When I'm not at home beating my shit to death
When I'm not at home masturbating excessively.

I'm listening to The Madd Rapper's album
I'm listening to music made by Madd Rapper.

This is Ken Kaniff and I'm still mad as hell
This is Ken Kaniff and I'm still really angry about something.

Fuck you
I don't like you at all.

I'm crazy with this razor, with this razor, I'm crazy
I'm really crazy with this razor I have.

With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed, I'm crazy
I'm so crazy that even when I talk about this razor in a ridiculous way, I still sound crazy.

(Okay, I'm reloaded) go bring Jay-Z
(Okay, I'm ready again) go bring Jay-Z here.

(Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him) on Dre's beats
(Tell him that I'll write songs for him without receiving any credit) on beats provided by Dr. Dre.

Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank at the clerk
I walked into a bank with a tank and shot a blank bullet at the clerk.

And handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
I then tied her up and thanked her.

But I ain't take nothing (thanks)
I didn't actually steal anything from the bank, but thanks anyway.

Every bullet came from the same gun, just from different angles
All of the bullets I shot came from the same gun, but I was shooting from strange angles.

(Man, I bet you fifty bucks you won't jump out the window, Shady)
(Man, I bet you fifty dollars that you won't jump out of this window, Shady).

(Ah) pay me
(Ah) give me the money.

Psych, no bread, fucked up in the head
Just kidding, I don't actually have any money and I'm insane.

Shot my girl and my sister 'cause I caught 'em in bed
I shot my girlfriend and sister because I caught them having sexual relations.

I'm a crazy motherfucker, might shoot me a fed
I'm so crazy that I might even shoot a federal agent.

See as far as the dough go, I go loco
When it comes to money, I'm insane.

Stuck off the hydro, mixed with cocoa
I'm really high on marijuana that's mixed with cocaine.

Jump turn styles, then run from po-po
I jump over turnstiles and then run from the police.

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son, we crazy
Life sucks, but we don't care because we're insane.

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
We go to clubs and use drugs because we're crazy.

Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
We have sex with crazy women and shoot guns because we're insane.

Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy
Both Madd Rapper and Slim Shady are insane.

I got a beautiful wife, kids, and a gorgeous home
I have a lovely family and a great house.

What would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
Why would I ever contemplate killing myself with an appliance while in the bathtub?

I'm straight vicious, I hit you with plates and dishes
I'm really violent and will harm you with plates and dishes.

(goddammit, Spike)
(exclamation indicating frustration with the dog named Spike)

Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
I'm feeling really insane and might lose control.

Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like
Slim Shady gave me hallucinogenic mushrooms and I might have a bad trip.

(Eh, oh, dude)
(expression of confusion)

(Yo, this shit is crazy)
(expression of amazement at how insane things have become)

(Oh, this is incredible, oh)
(expression of disbelief at how crazy things have become)

Fuck that, Slim, keep that for yourself
I don't want any more drugs, Slim Shady can keep them for himself.

You a crazy white dude and you need some help, word
You're a really insane white guy and you could use some help.

Slut, don't be nice to me, I've had it with girls
Don't be nice to me, I'm really fed up with women.

And I'll still be mad at the world even if it apologized to me (sorry)
I'll still be angry at the world even if it apologized to me.

You're hearing the last thoughts of a man
This is the last thing you'll hear from me before I die.

About to blow his fucking brains out
I'm going to kill myself by shooting myself in the head.

Fall back with a blood-stained blouse
I will fall backwards with a shirt covered in blood.

On top of his spouse, spread out on a blood stained couch
I will fall on top of my significant other who is lying dead and bloody on the couch.

In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
I also killed my children and they are in the same room.

I'm sicker than Boy George picturing Michael Jackson
I'm really sick and disturbed, even more so than Boy George imagining Michael Jackson.

In little boys' drawers shopping at toy stores
I'm picturing Michael Jackson shopping in the underwear section of a toy store, looking at clothes for young boys.

Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
Slim Shady said he's crazy and I agree, I'm also really insane.

I'll throw a stroller at you, with a baby in it
I'll throw a baby carriage at you, even if there's a baby inside.

Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you
If you try to disconnect my life support, I'll still be crazy enough to hit you.

I just dropped a fucking pill mom, don't vacuum
I just dropped a pill on the floor, don't vacuum it up.