Land of Hope and Glory
Madness Lyrics


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Yawn, what's the time?
I was trying to get some sleep
Attention, aah!
Bridges
Sharkey
Nutley
Jackson
Thompson (master!)
Well, as you can see we've got a new recruit to this land of hope and glory
Hands behind backs and legs apart and tell us all of your unfortunate story
Who me, sir?
Yes, you sir!
I was an innocent man till someone grassed me of a plan
Of earning some big-a-money
If I hadn't mouthed it about, I am sure without doubt
I'd 'ave missed this land of hope and glory
Well, you poor, poor sod, here you're up sharp at six-thirty
Cold shower, down to breakfast, can't have you looking dirty
I suggest you eat what's given you even if it doesn't agree with you
'Cause it's all you're be getting up until twelve-thirty
In-between it's time to stay up in your room, you can dream of life's good things
Two years of my teen age life given to this stand-to-attention life
Of land of hope and glory
I get so bored as time goes by, I think I'll do something dirty
I pick at the floor for juicy butts and I'll make myself a smoke
A bog roll and envelope stick-it, all this helps to pass my time
As the evening drags on, you can watch a little telly
Hot Gossip pans people with a little bit of belly
Hot drink served cold with the heat of yesterday
Don't complain, learn the game and you'll get through another day
I watch the second hand on the clock at long-last, it's nine thirty
Off to bed, straight to sleep as I leave this land of hope and glory
But only for a few seconds am I in ecstasy
Before the bell rings to let me know, sharp at six-thirty




A-one, a-two, a-six, a-ta'
Come on you lot, come on, lights out

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Madness's song "Land of Hope and Glory" describe the mundane and regimented life of a new recruit in a military boot camp. The song opens with the singer struggling to sleep and being interrupted by a roll call. The names mentioned - Bridges, Sharkey, Nutley, Jackson, and Thompson - are likely other recruits. The drill instructor then orders the singer to recount their story, and he explains that he was wrongly accused of planning to earn money illegally. The instructor responds with scorn and orders the singer to follow the strict schedule of boot camp.


The rest of the song describes the monotony and boredom of life in boot camp, and the singer's attempts to relieve it by smoking and watching TV. However, the day begins anew at 6:30 AM with a cold shower and a stern warning to stay in line. As the day drags on, the singer watches the clock until it's time for bed, only to repeat the cycle tomorrow. The lyrics convey a sense of hopelessness and despair, and it's easy to imagine the frustration of someone stuck in a life they didn't choose.


Line by Line Meaning

Yawn, what's the time?
I'm exhausted, what time is it?


I was trying to get some sleep
I couldn't get any rest


Attention, aah!
Hey, listen up!


Bridges
Full name call outs for attendance


Sharkey
Full name call outs for attendance


Nutley
Full name call outs for attendance


Jackson
Full name call outs for attendance


Thompson (master!)
Full name call outs for attendance, with emphasis on the master


Well, as you can see we've got a new recruit to this land of hope and glory
We have a fresh person in our restrictive lifestyle


Hands behind backs and legs apart and tell us all of your unfortunate story
Assume the position and share your tale of woe


Who me, sir?
Are you asking me, sir?


Yes, you sir!
Indeed, I'm speaking to you


I was an innocent man till someone grassed me of a plan
I was blameless until someone snitched me off for scheming


Of earning some big-a-money
Trying to make a lot of cash


If I hadn't mouthed it about, I am sure without doubt
If I kept it to myself, I'm convinced firmly


I'd 'ave missed this land of hope and glory
I wouldn't be stuck in this place


Well, you poor, poor sod, here you're up sharp at six-thirty
You unlucky guy, you need to be awake and ready at 6:30am


Cold shower, down to breakfast, can't have you looking dirty
Quick shower, then eat, you better not appear unkempt


I suggest you eat what's given you even if it doesn't agree with you
Consume what's offered, regardless of your preferences


'Cause it's all you're be getting up until twelve-thirty
Because it's the only food you'll get before lunchtime


In-between it's time to stay up in your room, you can dream of life's good things
Between meals, hang out in your room and think about the good things in life


Two years of my teen age life given to this stand-to-attention life
I've given two years of my teenage years to this military-style lifestyle


Of land of hope and glory
This is the land of opportunity and prosperity


I get so bored as time goes by, I think I'll do something dirty
As time passes, I become bored and feel like being rebellious


I pick at the floor for juicy butts and I'll make myself a smoke
I search the floor for cigarette butts to make my own cigarette


A bog roll and envelope stick-it, all this helps to pass my time
Using toilet paper and glue to pass the time


As the evening drags on, you can watch a little telly
As the evening goes by slowly, you can watch some TV


Hot Gossip pans people with a little bit of belly
Hot Gossip discusses overweight people


Hot drink served cold with the heat of yesterday
Cold drink made from the previous day's hot drink


Don't complain, learn the game and you'll get through another day
Don't whine, understand how it works and you'll survive another day


I watch the second hand on the clock at long-last, it's nine thirty
Finally, I look at the second hand of the clock and it's 9:30pm


Off to bed, straight to sleep as I leave this land of hope and glory
Going to bed, sleep immediately, and leave this place


But only for a few seconds am I in ecstasy
But for only a brief moment do I feel euphoria


Before the bell rings to let me know, sharp at six-thirty
Before the alarm sounds at sharp 6:30am


A-one, a-two, a-six, a-ta'
Military-style one, two, six, halt


Come on you lot, come on, lights out
Everyone, turn off the lights




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: CATHAL JOSEPH SMYTH, CHRISTOPHER FOREMAN, CHRISTOPHER JOHN FOREMAN, DANIEL MARK WOODGATE, GRAHAM MCPHERSON, LEE THOMPSON, LEE JAY THOMPSON, MARK WILLIAM BEDFORD, MICHAEL BARSON

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gregg horner

The Bass player earned his way on this one. Great riffs.

Zionistathome123

Madness pulled me trough the worst days in the army, serving with the UN forces in the Lebanon.1982. Thx.

Paul Dunne

Zionistathome123 Where you an Irish soldier?

skyloungers

Love it!

SOQQUADRO CAOS

AMAZING ALBUM

therebackintheday

Love the drum intro - pure Max Wall

speleokeir

Madness keeps me sane.

tomoruncorn

classic by one of the best uk SKA groups..

Zelda Fitzgerald

Since when was this a ska song?

OCGG92841

Great Tune!!!!

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