Space Ho's Coast to Coast
Madvillain Lyrics

How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal
Wondering how Tad Ghostal got his own show

Any given second he could go mad postal
Tad Ghostal is known to have outbursts of anger

Stay wavin′ that power band space cannon
Tad Ghostal carries a powerful space weapon at all times

And have the nerve to jump in the face of Race Bannon
Tad Ghostal is not afraid to confront others, even if they are intimidating like Race Bannon

Punked out; luckily he deaded it
Tad Ghostal avoided a confrontation by backing down

And guess who's the schmuck whose credited with editing it?
Moltar is credited with editing the show that Tad Ghostal was on

Your man Moltar, the cop out
Moltar is a disappointing and unreliable person

Ain′t have no other career choice, he dropped out
Moltar didn't have any other career options besides dropping out

Since when the Way-Outs included Zorak
Wondering when Zorak became a part of the Way-Outs

Way back he used to rub his thorax in Borax
Zorak used to clean himself with Borax a long time ago

I'm not the one that sold him to it
The singer did not introduce Zorak to the Way-Outs or encourage him to join

If he won't admit it, I'm not gonna hold him to it
The artist will not demand that someone take responsibility for something he didn't do

It's all love and no hate though
Despite any issues or disagreements, there is no ill will among the singers

For all that, the Villain need to get his own late show
Although they get along, the singer feels he deserves his own show

Do a monologue and jest with the guests
The singer wants to entertain and interact with guests on his own show

Madlib, switch the beat and walk him to the desk
Madlib will change the music and the artist will walk to the desk to start his show

With Danger holding down the control room
Danger is in charge of the control room and making sure everything runs smoothly

Late again returning from commercial - I told you Doom!
Doom is late returning from a commercial break and the singer predicted it would happen

Early, he's on B.P.T
Doom is sometimes early to work and on time

Catch him on public access free TV
Doom's show is available to watch for free on public access TV

And we′re back, live on the air with Brak
The show has returned from a break and Brak is the guest on the show

So Brak, how your man got a show that's so whack?
Asking how Brak's friend got a bad show

Have you ever thought to work with Err and Ignignokt an′ them?
Asking if Brak has considered working with Err and Ignignokt

And do you got enough oxygen from this toxic phlegm?
Wondering if Brak is breathing comfortably in the toxic environment

Another sec', his neck woulda got flames
Referring to a hypothetical situation where Brak would be in danger

Mouse switched the screen to some hot dames
Someone changed the screen to show attractive women

Tonight′s audience will receive miscreant video games
The audience will get video games with inappropriate content

And fifteen seconds of fame - pitiful lames!
The people who get 15 seconds of fame are typically not worth anything

It's just a shame; I'm zonin
The artist is feeling apathetic or disinterested in the situation

Competin for the same prime time slot as Conan
The singer's show is in competition with Conan's show for viewership

No dummy, Edogawa
Referring to someone named Edogawa who is not foolish

Announcement free lunch to any stunt who lets me plow her
Offering a free lunch to anyone who lets him have sex with her

In the shower for an hour, the kids'sposed to be asleep
The artist is having sex in the shower when the kids are supposed to be sleeping

Or else to join it sound like Road Runner - BEEP BEEP!
Urging the other person to hurry up because they might be caught, like the Road Runner

Later this week - Big Ben Klingon
A Klingon named Big Ben will be on the show later in the week

After him there′s no one else we could afford to bring on
Big Ben is the only affordable guest the show could book

... Keep it ghetto
Keep the show authentic and true to its urban roots

And let 'em know, B.Y.O.B. from the get go
Let the audience know to bring their own drinks from the beginning

I′d like to propose a toast
The singer would like to make a toast

To the grossest host, Space Ho's Coast to Coast
Toast to Tad Ghostal, the host of Space Ho's Coast to Coast

That destructo ray's a played out gag
Tad Ghostal's weapon, the destructo ray, is no longer funny or interesting

And the cape and the pants suit, lookin like a straight out... Dag!
Tad Ghostal's outfit (cape and pants suit) look foolish or ridiculous

Don't mean to sound crunchy
The singer does not mean to sound judgmental or critical

Hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchie
Having rough sex with a woman and damaging her hair tie

A light snack, hungry munchie
Feeling slightly hungry and wanting a small snack

Felt a funny hunch, then she told him donkey punch me
The woman requested a sexual act (donkey punch) that the artist found strange

Tomorrow it′s Father Guido Sarducci
Father Guido Sarducci will be a guest on the show tomorrow

Father MC, and Charo "Coochie Coochie"
Father MC and Charo will also be guests on the show

With her new best seller, "Who You Call a Hoochie?"
Charo has a new best-selling book titled "Who You Call a Hoochie?"

A proud sponsor of the snoochie boochie noochies
The show is a sponsor of the snoochie boochie noochies, whatever that may be

Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs
The singer wants Leela's undivided attention

And find out how to get inside them sugar pie walls
The artist wants to know how to have sex with Leela

Our next guest a real cutey specimen
The artist's next guest is an attractive person

And she's startin to get a little booty, Miss Judy Jetson
The attractive person is Judy Jetson and she is gaining weight in her butt

So Judy; boxers, briefs or fig leaf?
Asking Judy what type of underwear she wears

As you know I wear my boxers so my big
The artist wears boxers to accommodate his large genitals

Cue the rapper tell him bring what little he got
Preparing to bring on a rapper who does not have much talent

Up against the Villy, it's really not diddly-squat
Even though the rapper does not have much talent, he is still no match for the artist

Until they head hurts - when it come to wreck
The singer is confident in his ability to freestyle and impress people until they get a headache

Crews is like them dudes in red shirts off Star Trek
Referring to the Star Trek characters in red shirts who are expendable and likely to die

He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy
The singer assigns Star Trek roles to people on his crew

Been b-boy, since you jerks first squeezed toys
The singer has been a breakdancer for a long time, unlike the others who are inexperienced

Born to be the host with the most
The singer believes he was born to be a great TV host

When it's on it's on, Space Ho's Coast to Coast
When the artist is hosting his show, it is always amazing, even if the show itself is not great