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Madvillain (Daniel Dumile and Madlib) Lyrics

So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty having me
I'm so sick that it's almost a crime to have me perform

Daily told the people "You can call me Your Majesty!"
I demand respect from my fans and followers, like royalty

Keep your battery charged
Make sure you're always ready and prepared, especially for what's to come

You know it won't stick, yo
You already know that what you're trying to do won't work or be successful

And it's not his fault you kick slow
Don't blame me for your lack of skills or talent

Should've let your trick 'ho chick hold your sick glow
You should have let your girlfriend show off your weak skills, instead of trying to do it yourself

Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go
Once I start doing what I do, nobody can stop me or interfere

And you know I know that's a bunch of snow
I know that's a lie and you know it too

The beat is so butter
The instrumental track is so smooth and perfect

Peep the slow cutter
Notice the laid-back, yet precise rhyming style

As he utter the calm flow (Your mother)
As I smoothly deliver these rhymes (which are so good, they make your mother proud)

Don't talk about my moms, yo
Don't disrespect my family or bring them into the conversation

Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
I can change my rhyming style at any time, to match the beat or my mood

Or vice versa
Or the other way around

Whip up a slice of nice verse pie
Create a perfect, delicious flow of rhymes

Hit it on the first try
Make it work flawlessly the first time

Villain: the worst guy
I'm the baddest and most dangerous rapper in the game

Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses
I can easily recognize great instrumental tracks, just like I can spot attractive women

Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses
Drinking straight shots of high-quality scotch, even from unconventional glasses

And he won't stop 'til he got the masses
I won't quit until I've won over and have the support of the entire audience

And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses
Teach them something new and impressive, through my smooth and fluid rhyming style

Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo
Dance and move like a robot, then do classic breakdance moves like a headspin and the boogaloo

Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo
It took me a short amount of time to impress and win over the average, doubtful listener

It's ugly, like look at you
The situation is bad or unattractive, just like the listener's appearance

It's a damn shame
It's really unfortunate and regrettable

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
Make sure to write my name in all capital letters to show respect and emphasize my greatness

And you know it like a poet, like baby doll
You know it very well, like a skilled wordsmith or a beautiful woman

I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball
I bet a woman tried to claim she gave me her all or was committed to me, but it wasn't true - she was just pretending

All bets off! The Villain got the dice rigged
Anything goes when I'm in control - I control the outcome, like I'm rolling loaded dice

And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig
Rumor has it that I attacked a man with a very distinctive and unusual hairstyle

Allegedly; the investigation is still ongoing
It's just a claim at this point and the authorities are still looking into it

In this pesky nation he gots the best con flowin'
In this tricky and difficult world, I have the smoothest and most convincing way of speaking

The pot doubles, now they really got troubles
The stakes just got higher and the risks are greater, so they're in even more trouble

Madman never go *pop!* like snot bubbles
I'm too skilled and too experienced to fail or disappear quickly, like a snot bubble popping