Blonde
Maisie Peters Lyrics

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I will cause chaos and disrupt your entire existence while embodying the persona of a blonde woman.

Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned
There is nothing more terrifying than a woman who has been wronged and seeks revenge.

And a box of bleach
Referring to using hair bleach to transform her appearance and symbolically wash away the past.

You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought
You believed I would always remain the same, but I'm about to prove you wrong.

I'd go so extreme
I will take drastic measures to show you how much you underestimated me.

I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more
I cut ties with you little by little, removing myself from your influence and toxic words.

Starting with you and every single thing you said to me
I'm starting the process of moving on from you and rejecting all the hurtful things you said.

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
If you considered me a problem before,

Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
You will despise the consequences that await you in the future.

Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
It will be like experiencing your worst fears intensified.

Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Mocking the idea that she could be seen as an angelic figure, instead emphasizing that she is your former partner seeking retribution.

Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
Recollect the mistakes you made when I had brown hair, implying that things will be much worse now.

I don't think you knew just what you'd done
You were unaware of the full extent of the harm you caused.

I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love
She is adopting the styles and attitudes of famous blonde icons like Gwen Stefani and Courtney Love to assert her newfound confidence and independence.

I'm heading out of your league
I am leaving behind the realm in which you can reach me, elevating myself to a higher position.

I'm gonna make your friends say, 'Man, you messed that up'
I will make your friends realize how badly you screwed up by losing someone like me.

And I would have to agree
Even I would agree that you made a terrible mistake.

Had some emotional baggage, oh, but I cut it off
She acknowledges having emotional baggage, but declares that she has now severed those ties with the past.

Ending with you just wanna talk but I'm just never free
Conveying her lack of interest or availability to engage in any further conversation with him.

La-la-la-la-la
Repetitive syllables indicating a transition to the next section of lyrics.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (yeah)
Reasserting her determination to disrupt his life by leveraging her newfound identity as a blonde.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (it's funny)
Finding humor in the irony of how her transformation will affect and cause chaos in his life.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
Continuing to emphasize her intention to bring turmoil into his life through her blonde persona.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
Reiterating her determination to cause disruption and upheaval in his life.

You'll rue the day you did me wrong
You will deeply regret the day you mistreated and wronged me.

I'll put your name in all my songs
She will use her music as a platform to expose and name him for his actions.

I'll twist the knife, it will be fun
She will figuratively twist the knife of revenge, deriving pleasure from her retaliatory actions.

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Repeating the earlier line to emphasize the escalating consequences he will face.

La-la-la-la-la
Repetitive syllables signaling another shift in the lyrics.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
Restating her determination to cause chaos in his life using her identity as a blonde.

La-la-la-la-la (as a blonde)
Continuing the repetition and specifying that her actions are linked to her blonde appearance.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (find it funny, no? It is)
Finding amusement in the situation and taunting him with her ability to wreak havoc in his life.

I'll fuck your life up as a blo-
Interrupted, indicating that the sentence will be completed in the following line.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
Continuing from the previous line, reiterating her intention to disrupt his life as a blonde.

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
Repeating the line again to emphasize her determination and plans for revenge.