Waterbear
Mal Webb Lyrics


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I wish I were a waterbear
Then I'd be comfy anywhere
In a vacuum, boiled or frozen
Centuries of happy dozing
Pressure never leaves you in despair
When you're a waterbear

I wish I were a waterbear
Politically so unaware
No more fashion, pain or gain
'Cos with a microscopic brain
Your heaven is a clump of moss to share
When you're a waterbear

I wish I were a waterbear
A mighty mite with time to spare
Never have to prove your worth
A minor impact on the Earth
And little need for water, food or air




That's why I really want to
Be a waterbear.....(sing along!)

Overall Meaning

The song "Waterbear" by Mal Webb is an ode to the microscopic creature known as tardigrades, or waterbears. In the first stanza, the lyrics suggest that if the singer were a waterbear, they would be able to withstand any extreme condition, from vacuum to boiling to freezing, and still be able to happily "doze" for centuries. This is a reference to the fact that tardigrades are known for their resilience and ability to survive in extreme environments, including outer space. The second stanza references the waterbear's lack of political awareness and concern with fashion, pain, or gain. Instead, the waterbear's simple life revolves around finding a clump of moss to share, and this is presented as a form of heaven. The final stanza describes the waterbear's seemingly carefree existence, where one's worth is not something that needs to be proven and there is little need for basic necessities such as water, food, or air.


Line by Line Meaning

I wish I were a waterbear
I desire to be a tardigrade


Then I'd be comfy anywhere
As a tardigrade, I could be comfortable in any environment


In a vacuum, boiled or frozen
I could survive extreme environments such as vacuums, boiling waters, or freezing temperatures


Centuries of happy dozing
As tardigrades can go into a state of suspended animation, I could rest for long periods of time


Pressure never leaves you in despair
Tardigrades can tolerate high pressure, which would not cause me distress


When you're a waterbear
This is what you experience when you're a tardigrade


Politically so unaware
Tardigrades have no political awareness


No more fashion, pain or gain
Tardigrades do not experience fashion, pain, or gain


'Cos with a microscopic brain
Tardigrades have a small brain


Your heaven is a clump of moss to share
Tardigrades find comfort in sharing a clump of moss


A mighty mite with time to spare
Tardigrades are tiny organisms with a lot of time on their hands


Never have to prove your worth
Tardigrades do not have to prove their worth


A minor impact on the Earth
Tardigrades have a minor ecological impact on the Earth


And little need for water, food or air
Tardigrades require minimal amounts of water, food, or air to survive


That's why I really want to
That's why I truly long to become


Be a waterbear.....(sing along!)
Be a tardigrade (and sing along)




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Comments from YouTube:

@GG-SwiftieHarrie

Be a Waterbear! Music to my ears! Fav song of ALL time!

@shielatubber

Saw you live in Ann Arbor MI, US when my kids were little. You left a lifelong impression on all of us. We will never forget you!

@skyehildyard2162

Best song ever

@webbstar303

he is a total dude, and even better live, you will be singing along by the end!

@malwebb1

Nyaw, you're too kind!

@idontexist2037

I so clearly remember this guy from an episode of Spicks and Specks I watched as a kid. For whatever reason, this song has lived somewhere in my subconscious for 15 years.

@bram_anwick

it could probably survive in your subconscious for a lot longer than 15 years - in fact maybe put a note in your will in case the water bear refrain sneaks out when all else has become quite silent

@Cheese7324

I met him

@the_paleopro

Thanks Steve!

@nicolapickering5995

love it
great song

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