Cumpleaños Feliz
Mamá Ladilla Lyrics

Cuchillas en el flan,
Adding sharp blades to a dessert dish like a caramel pudding that is usually sweet and soft is like betraying someone's trust.

cicuta en el faisán,
If you add poison to a banquet meal prepared for a meal, it's the most insidious act of cruelty.

tornillos en el pan.
Putting Hardware items like screws or nuts on bread, which is known for being soft and spongy, resembles breaking someone's spirit.

Verruga en el pezón,
Like having a wart on a sensitive part of a body, it's a source of discomfort and vulnerability.

patada en el riñón,
A kick to the lower back, the vulnerable area of a person's body, is a violent act that causes great distress.

especie en extinción.
The world is home to a wide variety of species. Endangering plant and animal species disturbs the ecosystem.

Mordisco de caimán,
A crocodile bite is synonymous with being off-guard and unprepared, signaling an unavoidable danger.

gobierno talibán,
A government that ignores the basic human rights and freedoms of its citizens is an oppressive regime.

canción de Llorlli Dan.
Referring to Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 track, the comparison seems absurd and irrelevant.

Frenazo en el calzón,
Stopping a vehicle suddenly, much like unexpected actions, causes discomfort and pain.

secuestro en el avión,
Hijacking an airplane is a malicious act that causes severe distress to passengers and their loved ones.

rotura de condón.
A damaged contraceptive device means that something unwanted and unexpected is brewing.

Latidos en la sien,
Hearing one's heartbeat rate in one's cranial bones is a signal of an impending doom.

relleno en el sostén,
Anything false or fake cannot guarantee happiness and satisfaction in life.

choque frontal de tren.
When two opposite entities collide, which usually causes a severe accident, there will be terrible consequences.

Mojón en el jardín,
Dog's excrement in a beautiful park is a disturbing, foul, and inappropriate thing to see.

maestro de latín,
Having a superior command of a dying or archaic language is nothing significant in the current world.

disco rallao de Queen.
A scratched record from a legendary band's most popular album conveys a sense of frustration and disappointment.

Fuego en el almacén,
Fire in a confined space is deadly and suffocating, leading to severe burns, let alone death.

cornudo en el Belén,
Being betrayed by one's intimate partner, especially during Christmas, is a significant blunder.

ratón en la sartén.
It's a nasty and shameful act to find rodents in your cooking utensils, especially in the kitchen.

Moco de Mr Bean,
Comedian Rowan Atkinson's character's disgusting habit of wiping his nose with his hand is a gross and immature act.

señor con peluquín,
Hiding behind masks or pretentious hairstyles is dishonest and deceitful, leading to shame and regret.

emanación de orín
The smell of someone's urine or pee is extremely unpleasant and repulsive, prompting them to leave in disgust.

Enterradores glam,
Turning death, which is sombre and painful, into glamorizing an event is both disrespectful and disgusting.

veneno de alacrán,
Scorpion's poison, the deadliest of all poisons, is deadly to humans, making it a severe threat.

cancelación de plan.
The sudden cancellation of an awaited plan or event can cause disappointment and frustration to the participants or attendees.

Rotura de tendón,
Having one's tendons damage causes immense pain and a feeling of helplessness, making it impossible to move or walk.

visita de gorrón,
Someone who visits without contributing or bringing anything is annoying and undesirable.

cartón de Don Simón.
An inferior quality wine with low alcohol content is nothing to celebrate or rejoice in.

Abuela de Froilán,
The grandmother of a controversial personality's name may elicit mixed emotions or opinions.

deposición de can,
Refers to a dog's bowel movement, which is not a happy sight for either the dog owner or the passerby.

composición de Onán.
Onanism, another word for masturbation, is condemned and frowned upon in our society.

Castigo en el rincón,
Being punished like a child, forcing them to sit in a corner, is humiliating and diminishes self-esteem.

colirio de limón,
Lemon extract used in eye drops is not only painful but can cause permanent damage to the eye.

tu cuerpo en el cajón.
A final resting place for a human's physical remains is a sombre thought.