Aquaman's Lament
Mark Aaron James Lyrics


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You stay here, Batman. I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious.
*dolphin chirp*


Whoa! Whoa-oh!

Sitting in the Hall of Justice
But is there justice after all
'Cause after all, when you discuss us
I am the last name you recall

So he might sell a few more comics
As soberly he saves the world
But I've had seven gin and tonics
And I want you to be my girl

I can take you to Atlantis
It makes that cave look like a hole
We'll tie one on on the Titanic
Vicki Vale, my heart you stole

Whoa! Whoa-oh!
Whoa! Whoa-oh!

Have you ever got the notion
That he's just a rat with wings
Well, I'm the king of seven oceans
And Vicki, you're my everything

Barring maritime disasters
I have got some time to spare
While he's all tied up with Robin
In a cape and underwear

I can take you to Atlantis
It makes that cave look like a hole
We'll tie one on on the Titanic
Vicki Vale, my heat you stole

If you see it with perspective
He is just Bruce Wayne in tights
But you could be a bit selective
And have free seafood every night

Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!

Well, I could understand it if he were Superman
'Cause after all, that cat can fly
But take away that Batmobile, that boat, that belt, that butler
He's just another boring guy

But I could take you to Atlantis
It makes that cave look like a hole
We'll tie one on on the Titanic
Vicki Vale, my heart you stole

If you look at it from my side
Of the heroes that you've met




He's a bit more on the dry side
Everything's better when wet

Overall Meaning

Mark Aaron James's song "Aquaman's Lament" is a witty and humorous take on the character of Aquaman, a member of the Justice League who has often been relegated to the background in popular culture. The song starts with a humorous exchange between Aquaman and Batman, as Aquaman boasts about being able to talk to dolphins and other aquatic creatures. The song then moves on to Aquaman's frustration with his lack of recognition and appreciation as a superhero. Despite his many abilities, Aquaman is often overlooked in comparison to more popular superheroes like Batman and Superman. The lyrics playfully suggest that Aquaman could have more success with the ladies if he could take them to Atlantis, a place that makes Batman's Batcave look like a hole.


The song is full of clever wordplay and pop culture references, from the line "While he's all tied up with Robin in a cape and underwear" to the reference to Vicki Vale, a journalist who has appeared in Batman comics and film adaptations.


Overall, "Aquaman's Lament" is a tongue-in-cheek ode to a superhero who has often been dismissed and ridiculed in popular culture, but who has his own unique strengths and abilities.


Line by Line Meaning

You stay here, Batman. I'll go ask my aquatic friends if they've seen anything suspicious.
Aquaman is leaving Batman to inquire about anything suspicious in the waters from his aquatic friends.


Sitting in the Hall of Justice
Aquaman is in the Hall of Justice.


But is there justice after all
Aquaman questions if justice exists.


'Cause after all, when you discuss us
Despite Aquaman's contributions to the team, he is usually the last mentioned and discussed.


I am the last name you recall
Similar to the above line, Aquaman is usually the last name recalled.


So he might sell a few more comics
Aquaman recognizes that Batman may be more popular in comics than he is.


As soberly he saves the world
Batman saves the world while maintaining a serious demeanor.


But I've had seven gin and tonics
Aquaman has had several gin and tonics.


And I want you to be my girl
Aquaman wants Vicki Vale to be his girl.


I can take you to Atlantis
Aquaman can take Vicki Vale to Atlantis.


It makes that cave look like a hole
Atlantis is much more exciting than the Batcave.


We'll tie one on on the Titanic
Aquaman and Vicki Vale will have fun on the Titanic while drinking.


Vicki Vale, my heart you stole
Vicki Vale has stolen Aquaman's heart.


Have you ever got the notion
Aquaman questions if Vicki Vale has ever considered that Batman is just a rat with wings.


That he's just a rat with wings
Aquaman believes that Batman is not as impressive as he seems.


Well, I'm the king of seven oceans
Aquaman is the king of seven oceans.


And Vicki, you're my everything
Vicki Vale is everything to Aquaman.


Barring maritime disasters
Assuming there are no maritime disasters, Aquaman has some time to spare.


While he's all tied up with Robin
While Batman is busy with Robin.


In a cape and underwear
Batman is in costume.


If you see it with perspective
Aquaman encourages Vicki Vale to see things from his perspective.


He is just Bruce Wayne in tights
Batman is just Bruce Wayne in a costume.


But you could be a bit selective
Vicki Vale could be selective with her choice of hero.


And have free seafood every night
If Vicki Vale were with Aquaman, she would have access to free seafood.


Well, I could understand it if he were Superman
Aquaman can reason why people are impressed by Superman.


'Cause after all, that cat can fly
Superman can fly, making him more impressive than Batman.


But take away that Batmobile, that boat, that belt, that butler
Without Batman's tools and resources, he is just an ordinary man.


He's just another boring guy
Batman is boring without his tools and resources.


If you look at it from my side
Aquaman believes that if Vicki Vale saw things from his perspective, she would choose him over Batman.


Of the heroes that you've met
Aquaman is comparing himself to the other heroes Vicki Vale has met.


He's a bit more on the dry side
Aquaman's abilities revolve around water, making him more interesting than Batman.


Everything's better when wet
Aquaman implies that everything is better when it involves water.




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Comments from YouTube:

Mark Aaron James

Thanks, so glad you liked it. There is actually a part 2 to it called "Batman's Reply" on my current CD. Hope you enjoy that as well, among the other songs.

QuantumSatsang

I don't know if you're famous yet or not, but this song is really cool it's stuck in my head and I think as a singer that's your goal :)

Matrix452

I heard this song and about died laughing....such a good song i went and bought the MP3 of it! Cant wait to go through and find more songs

Nazley Looka

I find myself constantly playing this song in my head, kudos to you, Mark, for making such an incredible track.

Erica Cochrane

i stumbled across this song many years ago, and even though i'm not a huge comic fan, this song quickly became and remainded one of my all time favourite songs. I just adore it! funny, romantic and just plain AWESOME! Thank mark (amd michael!) for this amazing song :D

TheTaylorJohnson1

This song really shows how a great a Super Hero Aquaman really is

Faith Howard

Hey Mark! I discovered you (along with Jonathan Coulton) via Pandora on my "They Might Be Giants" station - I love songs with playful, silly lyrics like this. Thanks for sharing it - keep up the awesome work!

George Boria

Me too

Mark Aaron James

Thanks Dave. Hope you dig the rest of the CD as well. More power to ya . MAJ

Mark Aaron James

Thanks. It is included on my CD "Just a Satellite" and a live CD that I have coming out this month. I hope you dig the rest of them.

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