Me Versus Me
Markie Biz Lyrics

I'm the original B-I-Z
I am the original Biz Markie.

The Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E
My name is spelled E-M-E-Z-A-E-M-E-Z-A-E-M-E-Z-A-E-M-E-Z-A-A-R-R-A-H-K-I-E.

Everywhere I go, I always G
Wherever I go, I am always G (cool or great).

I'm thinkin somethin that you never could see
I am thinking of something that you could never imagine.

Doin the beatbox and the R-A-P
I am beatboxing and rapping.

That's why I'm the Inhuman Orchestra, Biz Markie
That is why I am known as the Inhuman Orchestra, Biz Markie.

I'm here just doin my J-O-B
I am just here doing my job.

So I can reach the T-O-P
I am working hard to reach the top.

As soon as I get to the T-O-P
Once I reach the top,

Then I will be D-O-N with the E
I will be done with the E.

I rock New Jersey and N.Y.C.
I am popular in New Jersey and New York City.

Whether it's at a club or a block party
Whether I am performing in a club or a block party.

To my man Capri, Starchild and Brucie Bee
Shoutout to my friends Capri, Starchild, and Brucie Bee.

{?}, Baby J, and DJ Marty
Acknowledging {?}, Baby J, and DJ Marty.

The title of the song in the place to be
The title of this song is 'Me Versus Me'.

Is not this or that, it's "Me Versus Me"
The song is not about anything else, it is about 'Me Versus Me'.

Me versus me
The battle is between myself and my own inner struggles.

I think it's time to act up and throw a fit
I feel like it's time to be disruptive and throw a tantrum.

'Cause I'm rockin' to a beat that just won't quit
Because the beat I am performing to is so good and doesn't stop.

This is the real thing, not counterfeit
This is genuine and real, not a copy or fake.

'Cause everything you hear, I'm doin' it
Everything you hear is being done by me.

The name of a baseball glove is a mitt
A baseball glove is also known as a mitt.

And what I need on my BMW is a kit
I need a kit for my BMW.

A preacher preaches from a pulpit
A preacher delivers their sermon from a pulpit.

And my man Benny Hill, got a lot of wit
Benny Hill is known for his comedic wit.

The rhymes that I say are the ultimate
The rhymes that I say are the best and ultimate.

And the way out anywhere is called an exit
The way out of any place is called an exit.

A real short play is called a skit
A short play is commonly referred to as a skit.

And New Balance sneakers are legit
New Balance sneakers are legitimate and cool.

The past tense for bite, is called a bit
The past tense of bite is referred to as a bit.

Everywhere that I go, all attention I get
Everywhere I go, I receive a lot of attention.

I used to live by the North conduit
I used to live by the North conduit.

The Biz Markie will always make a hit!
I will always make a hit as the Biz Markie.

This is one thing, that I like to say
There is one thing that I like to say.

This is a different kind of rhythm and rap display
I am showcasing a unique style of rhythm and rap.

I'm not Frankie Crocker or Lamarr Renee
I am not Frankie Crocker or Lamarr Renee.

'Cause both of them are radio DJ's
They are both radio DJs.

Otis Redding be sittin by the dock of the bay
Otis Redding's famous song is titled 'Sitting by the Dock of the Bay'.

I'm bound to wreck your body to the break of day
I am going to perform so hard that you will be wrecked until dawn.

And if you wanna see me at a show, you gotta pay
If you want to see me perform, you have to pay for a ticket.

'Cause if you don't you will have, a little delay
If you don't have a ticket, you will not be able to attend without delay.

Zip-de-doo-dah, zip-de-day
A phrase to express happiness or excitement.

I'm the S-K the B-I-Z the Emezah-A-R-K
My name is spelled S-K B-I-Z E-m-e-z-a-h A-R-K.

And even if I'm buggin' on out, around the way
Even if I am acting strange, around my neighborhood.

You'll never see me drinkin' Tanqueray
You will never see me drinking Tanqueray gin.

Swan, G. Rap, Kane, Shan and Shante
Shoutout to musicians Swan, G. Rap, Kane, Shan, and Shante.

Always been down with the capital J
Always associated with the J (possibly meaning justice).

I got a homeboy by the name of Dr. Bombay
I have a friend named Dr. Bombay.

My favorite color is grey! Uhh
My favorite color is grey, uhh.

I can't forget I like reggae
I enjoy listening to reggae music.

I'm Biz Markie, and my DJ
I am Biz Markie, and my DJ.

C-double-O-L V to the break of day
My DJ's name is C-double-O-L V and performs until daybreak.

Hold up, bricka-bricka-bay
Pausing momentarily with a scratching sound effect.

Rockin' to the rhythm, to the break of day
I am rapping and performing to the beat until daybreak.

Best to sing, and appointed rap king, to the break of day
I am the best at singing and appointed the rap king until daybreak.

Everywhere I go I like break your way
Everywhere I go, I like to leave an impression on the audience.

And it don't matter to me, as long I give you a display
It does not matter to me as long as I give you a good performance.

Zip-a-dee-do-dah rock the microphone and you say
Happily rock the microphone and you will see.

The king of romance will like break your day
I, the king of romance, will impress and entertain you.

I'm Biz Mark, I'd like to say okay
I am Biz Mark, and I am okay with everything.

And my favorite drink is called OJ
My favorite drink is orange juice.

Hippin' to hop then to break your way
Performing hip hop then leaving an impression on the audience.

Listen to me as I rock and I, say okay
Listen to me as I rock and perform, and say okay.

To my man Rud and Superlover Cee ay
Shoutout to my friends Rud and Superlover Cee ay.

I rock to the rhythm and oh say okay
I am rapping to the beat and I say okay.

Can't forget my man, G-A, U-L
I cannot forget my friend G-A, U-L.

Hold up - it don't matter to me I rock swell
It does not matter to me, as long as I perform well.

Hold up - you know it's, me, the
Wait a moment - you know it's me, the one and only.

Original B-I-Z, the Emeza-A-Rrah-K-I-E
The original Biz Markie, spelled E-m-e-z-a-A-R-r-a-h-K-I-e.

The original with the material and the ladies always know
I am the original with the style and women always recognize me.

I'm bound to wreck in like a Lincoln, always steal a show
I will always perform great like a Lincoln car and captivate the audience.

To kick it with swing, to rock the thing, ha-heh-ha-ha-ha-hee
To have fun with the music and perform well.

Known to me as the original B
I am known to myself as the original B (Biz Markie).

It don't matter long as I say stuff you see
It does not matter as long as I deliver a good performance and leave an impression.

Kickin' records of a rap technique and
Performing records with a unique style of rap.

Down to wreck your body, your moms be freakin'
I am here to perform so hard that even your mother will be impressed.

To my man Godfather Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-AHHH!
Shoutout to my friend Godfather De-AHHH!