Nobody Beats the Biz
Markie Biz Lyrics

Yes, y'all-and, to the like beat-and
I am here to lay down some sick beats and rhymes so get ready to dance!

You could either dance or just have a seat and
You can dance to my music or just chill and enjoy the show

Listen to the way-in, what I am displayin'
Pay close attention to my unique and innovative style of rap

A different kind of rapper language that I am sayin'
My rhyming style is different from the norm and I'm proud of it

To all the party people, (?) the info
I'm here to give you all the information you need to party hard

When it come to rockin' parties I-am-a-nympho-maniac
I am a party animal when it comes to performing at events

Brainiac for doin' my dance
I'm a lyrical genius when it comes to crafting my rhymes

And my record Make the Music, will put you in a trance-and
My hit song 'Make the Music' has the power to mesmerize you and keep you dancing

Hypnotize your body-and, like you do Bacardi-and
My music has the ability to hypnotize your body as much as Bacardi rum does

You won't be fightin' or illin', you just be partyin'
My music has the power to make you forget your troubles and just let loose and have fun

Down, with the funky sound with yours truly
Get down and groove to my funky and unique style of music, performed by me

I'm the original be -I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-be-the-E and
I am the one and only original Biz Markie, known for my unique style of rhyming

I came to have fun and, not be number one-and
I'm not here to compete with anyone, just to enjoy the party

just hear to let you know, who's like runnin the place
I'm here to make sure everyone knows who's in charge of this party

and everywhere that I perform and do a show
Wherever I go to perform, I bring the same energy and fun to every show

*beatboxing sound* as long as you know, that *beatbox drumbeat*
As long as you know that I'm the one running the show, everything will be good

Nobody beats the Biz!
No one else can match my unique style and energy on stage

You know me as the be -I-Z-M-A-are-K-I-E-and
You all know me as Biz Markie, the rapper with a unique style

I go for what I know doin a show for human beings
I perform my unique style of rap for people to enjoy

I'm guaranteed to rock I make the ladies scream and shout
I'm guaranteed to bring the energy and excitement that make the ladies scream and shout

I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn the party out
My music and performance will make you dance so hard that it will wreck your body and turn the party into a wild one

The Mardi rapper toe-tapper always have it flowin
My unique style of rap and performance always have a great flow to them

And when you hear the BizMarkie, I get the job done
When you hear me perform, you know that you're going to have a great time

I got the stutter step to keep in check my speed is so unique
I have a unique way of dancing that allows me to stay in control and perform at high speeds

They say I look and sound funny but I don't be carin
People may make fun of my unique style, but I don't care because I know that it works and people love it

I rock the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, Union Square and
I perform at all the hottest and most popular venues, including the Latin Quarter, Rooftop, and Union Square

Roseland, the Hassan?, Madison Square Garden
I also perform at other big and well-known concert venues like Roseland and Madison Square Garden

Even rock for the ?work fare at Jaffer Center?
I even perform at less glamorous venues like work fairs at the Jaffer Center

Pardon the way, that I be talkin bout the places I be rockin
Sorry for talking so much about the venues where I perform, but it's just part of my job and I love it

I love to perform, for the people that be clockin
I love performing for people who are fans of my music and following my career

Not sayin that you're on mine, you're on it like a hornet
I'm not saying you're obsessed with me, but you are definitely buzzing around my career like a hornet

But you pay for the performance, doggone it, you want it
You may be a fan, but you also pay to see me perform and want to enjoy the show

That's why I'm here, to be like lettin you knowin
That's why I'm here, to let you all know what I'm all about

I'ma highly recognized as the king of disco-and
I am highly recognized as the master of disco-inspired rap music

makin people as they have a lot of enjoyment
I create music that brings people a lot of joy and happiness

I'm the best person for this type of employment, that's why...
I am the best person to deliver this extremely enjoyable music because of my unique style, energy and creativity

On and on, to the break of dawn
I will keep rapping and performing until the break of dawn, I never quit

When you buy food cheap, you need a coupon
When you want to save money on food, you need a coupon

or catch a sale retail, before it gets stale
You can also save money by catching a sale on retail items before they become stale

So hurry up and get the WIC? check out the mail
When you get your WIC (Women, Infants, and Children) check in the mail, make sure you use it to buy food quickly

and shop non-stop, but how I hip-hop
You should shop non-stop, but as for me, I'm all about the hip-hop music

on the mic and like
I'm all about the microphone and my unique style on it

Make you co-op-er-ate with the rhythm, that is what I give em
My music and style make you cooperate with the rhythm of the beat and enjoy the show

Reagan is the Pres but I voted for Shirley Chilsholm
Even though Ronald Reagan is the current president, I voted for Shirley Chilsolm, showing my support for a woman presidential candidate

It might sound confusing, the style that I'm using
My unique style of rap and performance may be confusing to some, but it definitely works for me

But in the end I'm sure that you will find it quite amusing
In the end, I'm sure you will find my style of music and performance to be entertaining and enjoyable

and funny, oh honey, it's just ridiculous
My music and performance may seem funny and ridiculous, but that's just part of the charm that makes it great

Don't try to front, come on and admit you was
Don't pretend that you didn't enjoy my music and performance, come on and admit it

thrilled, chilled, your heart was all filled
My music and performance left you feeling thrilled, excited, and fulfilled

So respect the architect, as I begin to build
Respect me as the mastermind behind this unique style of music as I continue to create and perform

Science and my reliance is upon my rap
My unique style of rap is my special science and my reliance on it is what makes me great

Like Carl Lewis I get to it, so let's go the lap...
I jump into my music and performance just like Carl Lewis, so let's keep the energy going until the end

Nobody beats the Biz!
No one can match the unique style, energy and creativity of Biz Markie, the master of disco-inspired rap music

[TJ Swan]
Another artist, TJ Swan, jumps in to support the legendary Biz Markie

My name is TJ Swan, nobody beats the Biz
TJ Swan introduces himself and reminds everyone that no one can match the greatness of Biz Markie

I rock you on and on, nobody beats the Biz
TJ Swan continues to hype up the audience, reminding them that Biz Markie is the best in the game

You know nobody that beats the Biz
There is simply no one who can match the creativity, energy, and unique style of Biz Markie

I know nobody that beats the Biz
TJ Swan knows that no one can come close to the greatness of Biz Markie

Nobody beats the Biz, nobody beats the Biz
The chorus is repeated multiple times, emphasizing the fact that no one can match the unique style and greatness of Biz Markie

*BizMarkie does some beatboxing*
Biz Markie shows off his incredible beatboxing skills

*TJ Swan verse resung in this version several times*
TJ Swan's verse is repeated multiple times, with slight variations and variations in tempo and rhythm

*BizMarkie beatboxes again to the end but gets cut short*
Biz Markie showcases his incredible beatboxing skills again but the song ends abruptly