valerie
Marshall Crenshaw Lyrics


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Valerie, you put me on the rack
Valerie, you'll give me a heart attack
You say that I'm history
You say I'm no good

Then you want to be like two babes in the wood
That's what I wouldn't call playing to the gallery
I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for Valerie
Valerie, why don't you put that down?

Valerie, you're gonna choke and drown
If you don't give up off this junk food jag
They're gonna take you home in a body bag
I can't stand to see one more calorie
I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for Valerie

Well, I'm soft in the head, and I give her hard cash
She spends all my money on junk and trash
Nylon fur and plastic shoes
And fifty-seven things she's never gonna use
Never, never gonna use, Valerie

She's got a figure like this, lips like that
Red fingernails, teeth like a cat
I know she's going to be the ruin of me
She's got me running on nervous energy
Runnin' on nervous energy

Valerie, she wants to move out of town
Valerie, she wants the money down
Valerie, she wants leopard skin this and tiger skin that
Matching luggage and a matching hat
I can't afford her on my salary





I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for Valerie
I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for Valerie

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Marshall Crenshaw's song Valerie depict a tumultuous relationship between the singer and his lover, Valerie. The first verse finds Crenshaw frustrated with Valerie's fickle affections, as she alternately dismisses him as "history" and then seeks his company "like two babes in the wood." The second verse takes on a more serious tone, as the singer expresses concern for Valerie's well-being and tries to steer her away from a self-destructive path of junk food and excessive consumption. Despite these concerns, however, the singer is hopelessly drawn to Valerie's physical beauty and charisma, and he continues to be consumed by his infatuation with her.


The chorus of the song, "I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for Valerie" captures the singer's sense of helplessness and his belief that despite Valerie's flaws, he is powerless to resist her. Overall, the lyrics of the song convey the singer's struggle to reconcile his feelings of attraction and affection with his growing sense of disillusionment and frustration with Valerie's behavior.


Line by Line Meaning

Valerie, you put me on the rack
Valerie, your actions and words are causing me great stress and anxiety


Valerie, you'll give me a heart attack
Valerie, you're causing so much stress that it feels like it'll kill me


You say that I'm history
You think my time is up and I'm not relevant anymore


You say I'm no good
You think I'm worthless


Then you want to be like two babes in the wood
Then you want us to be in a peaceful and idyllic relationship


That's what I wouldn't call playing to the gallery
That's not something I would consider putting on for show or doing just for attention


I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for Valerie
I keep hoping you will come around and our relationship can improve


Valerie, why don't you put that down?
Valerie, why don't you stop eating junk food?


Valerie, you're gonna choke and drown
Valerie, your poor eating habits are going to kill you


If you don't give up off this junk food jag
If you don't stop eating unhealthy foods


They're gonna take you home in a body bag
You'll die and the only way you'll be taken out of your house will be in a body bag


I can't stand to see one more calorie
I can't bear to see you consume any more calories as it's affecting your health


Well, I'm soft in the head, and I give her hard cash
I'm naive and give her money easily


She spends all my money on junk and trash
She spends my money on things that are worthless and have no value


Nylon fur and plastic shoes
She spends my money on fake fur and cheap shoes


And fifty-seven things she's never gonna use
She buys unnecessary things that she will never use


Never, never gonna use, Valerie
She's never going to use these items but still buys them, Valerie


She's got a figure like this, lips like that
She has an attractive body and features


Red fingernails, teeth like a cat
Her fingernails are painted red and her teeth are sharp


I know she's going to be the ruin of me
I know she's going to destroy me and my life


She's got me running on nervous energy
I'm constantly anxious and on edge because of her


Valerie, she wants to move out of town
Valerie wants to leave the town we live in


Valerie, she wants the money down
Valerie wants the money upfront before she does anything


Valerie, she wants leopard skin this and tiger skin that
Valerie wants expensive clothes made from exotic animals


Matching luggage and a matching hat
She wants items that will match her other belongings


I can't afford her on my salary
I can't support her lifestyle with the money I make


I keep waiting, waiting, waiting for Valerie
Despite everything, I still wait and hope for our relationship to improve, Valerie




Lyrics © WARP MUSIC LIMITED
Written by: JAMES CARGILL, PATRICIA ANN KEENAN

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