No One Tells the President
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Lyrics


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Someday I'd like to be President.
It's a job that's caught my eye.
I know I'd enjoy being President
And here's the reason why.

No one tells the President how to dress.
No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.
And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone.

No one tells the President not to slouch.
No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch."
No one tells him "Company's here. Use your fork and spoon"
Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon.

Chorus
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President what to do.

No one tells the President not to run.
No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done"
No one says, "The Press is coming. Clean behind your ears"
Unless they want to have a "time out" for the next four years.

Chorus

She'll change all the rules.
The kids'll run the schools
She'll be on the side of girls and boys.
She'll fix all the laws.
She'll be like Santa Claus
And her cabinets will overflow with toys.

No one tells the President how to speak.
(Parent: Ashley!)
No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week."
(Parent: Time to eat!)
So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and "Where've you been"
I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.

'Cause no one tells the President
(Parent: Mary-Kate!)
No one tells the President,
(Come on!)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Time to wash up)
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President what to do.

(I'm gonna count to three.)

No one tells the President,
(One...)
No one tells the President,
(Two...)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Two and a half...)
No one tells the President,
(Girls!)
No one tells the President,
(I mean that!)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Now!)





Coming! See you on Election Day.

Overall Meaning

The song "No One Tells the President What to Do" by Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen is a fun and playful song that presents the idea of becoming the President and all of the power, freedom and perks that come with the role. The song starts with the lyrics "Someday I'd like to be President, It's a job that's caught my eye, I know I'd enjoy being President, And here's the reason why." From there, the song lists all of the things a President can do without anyone telling them what to do. The President has the freedom to dress however they want, keep their office messy, put their feet on furniture, and choose when and how to mow the White House lawn. The song also suggests that the President can speak freely, be on TV whenever they want, and eat whatever they want without anyone telling them what to do.


However, as the song progresses, it reveals that becoming President is not just about the freedom and perks. The song suggests that if you become a President, you can change laws, make new rules, and fix things that need fixing. The song ends on a playful note, with the Olsen twins counting down to when they are going to become President and take charge.


Overall, the song is a fun and lighthearted take on the idea of becoming the President. It presents the idea of being the President as a desirable role with many benefits, including freedom, power, and control.


Line by Line Meaning

Someday I'd like to be President.
I desire to be the President someday.


It's a job that's caught my eye.
The job of being the President is fascinating to me.


I know I'd enjoy being President
I am confident that I will enjoy being the President.


And here's the reason why.
The lyrics that follow will give the reason why I would enjoy being the President.


No one tells the President how to dress.
No one can dictate or give orders about the dress code of the President.


No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
No one bothers or criticizes the President if their office is in disorder.


No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.
Nobody commands the President to take care of the White House lawn.


And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone.
Anyone attempting to command the President would be terminated from their position.


No one tells the President not to slouch.
No one has the authority to instruct the President not to slouch.


No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch."
No one can warn the President not to place their feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch.


No one tells him "Company's here. Use your fork and spoon"
No one can tell the President how to behave or act in front of company.


Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon.
Unless they desire to lose their position and be removed from their role.


No one tells the President not to run.
No one can restrict or forbid the President from running.


No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done"
No one can delay, restrict or prohibit the President from having dessert until the speech is over.


No one says, "The Press is coming. Clean behind your ears"
No one can tell the President how to behave, act or respond when the Press is present or coming.


Unless they want to have a "time out" for the next four years.
Unless they desire to lose their role or job for the next four years.


No one tells the President how to speak.
No one can demand the manner or mode on how the President should speak.


(Parent: Ashley!)
Mary-Kate is talking to Ashley.


No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week."
No one can stop, impede or prohibit the President to appear on TV for one full week.


(Parent: Time to eat!)
An adult interrupts the conversation and calls the girls to eat.


So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and "Where've you been"
When I am done with being told to eat and being questioned about my whereabouts,


I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.
I will go to Washington to be sworn into the Presidency.


No one tells the President no one tells the President no one tells the President what to do.
The chorus repeats that no one has the power to tell the President what to do.


(I'm gonna count to three.)
This is the end of the song and leads into Election Day.


(One...) (Two...) (Two and a half...)
The lyric counts to three purposes for suspense.


(Girls!) (I mean that!) (Now!)
The girls add dramatic emphasis to the count down.


Coming! See you on Election Day.
Mary-Kate and Ashley will see you at Election Day.




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