No One Tells the President What to Do
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Lyrics


Someday I'd like to be President.
It's a job that's caught my eye.
I know I'd enjoy being President
And here's the reason why.

No one tells the President how to dress.
No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
No one tells him when it's time to mow the White House lawn.
And if anybody tried to you can be they'd soon be gone.
No one tells the President not to slouch.
No one says, "Don't put you feet on Mr. Lincoln's couch."
No one tells him "Company's here. Use your fork and spoon"
Unless they want to be the next Ambassador to the moon.

Chorus
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President what to do.

No one tells the President not to run.
No one says, "There's no dessert until that speech is done"
No one says, "The Press is coming. Clean behind your ears"
Unless they want to have a "time out" for the next four years.

Chorus

She'll change all the rules.
The kids'll run the schools
She'll be on the side of girls and boys.
She'll fix all the laws.
She'll be like Santa Claus
And her cabinets will overflow with toys.

No one tells the President how to speak.
(Parent: Ashley!)
No one says "You can't be on TV for one whole week."
(Parent: Time to eat!)
So when I've had enough of "Time to eat" and "Where've you been"
I'm headin' down to Washington to get myself sworn in.

'Cause no one tells the President
(Parent: Mary-Kate!)
No one tells the President,
(Come on!)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Time to wash up)
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President,
No one tells the President what to do.

(I'm gonna count to three.)

No one tells the President,
(One...)
No one tells the President,
(Two...)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Two and a half...)
No one tells the President,
(Girls!)
No one tells the President,
(I mean that!)
No one tells the President what to do.
(Now!)

Coming! See you on Election Day.

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

Brandon Reina

Then

Mary-Kate & Ashley: No one tells the president what to do

Now

Mary-Kate: No one tells the president what to do
President Trump: Oh really?
Mary-Kate: Huh? I was just singing my song
President Trump: GET OUT! [SLAMS HIS FIST ON HIS DESK] QUIT SINGING THAT STUPID SONG!
Mary-Kate: [Crying] You meanie! You are a meanie! That's what you are! A meanie!



All comments from YouTube:

Amy Atkinson

My whole childhood growing up, I thought that was really Bill Clinton in this video...now seeing it again as an adult I feel very stupid.

Tiff Prendergast

@Autumn bill too

DGT’s Movie Reviews

Lol

K T

So did I and when my parents told me it wasn't him, I insisted that it really was.

Autumn

I can't believe that Pat Rick is 72 years old now in 2021....

Kerri Wynne

I did two

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Baby Fox

The guy, Pat Rick, has made a small career of playing bill clinton in literally every movie that had the president in it when clinton was in office.

The Dog's Kneecaps

This is playing in Trump's head 24/7

Anon Ymous

Way to steal a popular Youtubers joke

jmull23

The Dog's Kneecaps you stole this from drew gooden

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