Give Us a Mystery
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Lyrics

Who stole the great Hope Diamond?
Asking a question about an unsolved mystery.

What killed the Dinosaurs?
Wondering about a scientific mystery.

Who makes the finest pizza?
Questioning a subjective matter of taste.

What's in your brother's dresser drawers?
Curious about someone's personal belongings.

Mysteries of life,
Mentioning the vastness of unanswered questions in the world.

Screaming to be solved.
Expressing a desire to find answers.

Here we stand in our trenchcoats,
Describing the detectives' appearance.

Dying to get involved.
Expressing eagerness to participate in solving mysteries.

Chorus:
Beginning the repeated chorus section of the song.

We're super-duper snoopers,
Describing their superior investigative skills.

First class private eyes.
Claiming to be the best of the best in solving mysteries.

Figure outers, clearer uppers,
List of ways they can solve mysteries.

Mistresses of disguise.
Highlighting their ability to blend in and go unnoticed.

We've got the know how,
Confident that they possess the required knowledge to solve mysteries.

We've got the knack.
Confident that they possess a natural ability for investigating.

Now all we need's a case to crack.
They are ready to solve a mystery, but need someone to request their services.

We're two super-duper snoopers.
Reinforcing their expertise in the field.

Give us a mystery.
Requesting a case to solve.

What is the Loch Ness Monster?
Asking a question about an unsolved mystery.

Why is the cherry on top?
Asking a lighthearted and whimsical question.

Where is Amelia Earhart?
Asking a question about an unsolved mystery.

Who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop?
Asking a silly and abstract question.

Are tomatoes a veggie or a fruit?
Asking a question about a common confusion in food classification.

What is in that Barney suit?
Curiosity about something behind the scenes.

To find out why or how, call who?
Asking a question that can be answered by the detectives.

Us! When? Now!
Encouraging people to seek their services.

Give us a thing that makes no sense, look at us gather evidence.
Asking for an unusual or perplexing situation to investigate.

A fingerprint, a ball of lint,
Examples of evidence the detectives may gather in their investigations.

The slight aroma of peppermint.
An example of a lesser-known detail that could eventually lead to solving a mystery.

A film of soap, a trand of rope,
Additional examples of evidence.

Throw it beneath our microscope.
Inspecting the evidence for any clues.

Let's see...What can it be? Suddenly...Aha!
The detectives are struck with an idea or breakthrough in the investigation.

We've go the gear and everything.
Confident that they are fully equipped to solve any mystery.

Now if the phone would only ring.
Waiting for someone to request their services.

Give us a mystery! (Whoa!)
Repeating the chorus and asking for a mystery to solve.

Give us a mystery! (Oh yeah!)
Repeating the chorus and emphasizing their desire for a case to solve.

Give us a mystery!
Repeating the chorus and reiterating their desire to solve a case.

We need a mystery!
Emphasizing their eagerness to solve a case, and perhaps indicating that they are bored until then.