Straight outa Rikers. Straight outa Cook County, straight outa that prison … Read Full Bio ↴Straight outa Rikers. Straight outa Cook County, straight outa that prison in Louisiana that everyone says is horrible, but I can’t be bothered to Google, it’s MASKED INTRUDER, four melodious felons in ski masks with rap sheets, matching converse and some of the catchiest tunes this side of Johnny Cash, Live in Folsom Prison, and they’re coming at you with their second full length, the semi eponymously titled M.I., scheduled to break out on Fat Wreck Chords on May 27, 2014.
Some say they hail from Wisconsin, some say their accents on stage betray a New Jersey heritage and some people think they’re just Chixdiggit in disguise, but one thing’s for sure, Blue and the gang have been crafting some of the sweetest pop-punk gems about breaking and entering, stalking, and muggings that you’ve ever heard. Not many grown men in ski masks can claim to be the very favorite band of Fat Mike’s daughter, for example (not many men in ski masks should be around children at all) but that’s what makes Masked Intruder so special. They’re more than a gimmick. They’ve got chops. They’re weird, kinda arty, fairly goofy, vaguely dumb, relentlessly smart and they appeal to pretty much everyone, from their fellow hardened criminals to little girls and everyone in between.
Now, they’re back on the lam in support of M.I., featuring thirteen tracks of broken hearts, broken promises and breaking and entering. Recorded by Matt Alison at Atlas Studios in Chicago (Alkaline Trio, Lawrence Arms, Menzingers), M.I. boasts the Intruders at their toe tapping, jewelry stealing best. I mean, if there’s a better title for a love song than Don’t Run Away, I sure as hell haven’t heard it.
In support of M.I., and in order to stay a step ahead of their parole officers, the Intruder duders are hitting the road nonstop, traversing the globe, from Europe to Australia to the US of A, with bands like the Dwarves, Face To Face and more, bringing their heart-stealing songs to the people, all while merch dude, stage security and exquisitely mustached lawman Officer Bradford makes sure that hearts are the only things Masked Intruder steals. Officer Bradford may not wear a smile during a Masked Intruder show, but everyone else in the house sure is, and you can bet your ass that whether live or on record, the boys in Masked Intruder are sure to have you singing along and looking for your wallet. Oh, that prison in Louisiana is called Angola. Score one for memory. Take that, Google.

B & E
Masked Intruder Lyrics

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Everybody listen up and shut your mouth. As a matter of fact, you better write this down. Don't you ever wish that you had more stuff? Follow what I say and we'll get you hooked up.
Don't even worry about the haters. Think about yourself for once. Go on and get you some.
Go do a b&e. It's so cool, you gotta see. You can get your kicks and so much shit you almost can't believe, so come on.
I'll keep a lookout just to make sure it's safe, you go do the work and gimme half the take. If the cops show up, I'm leaving with or without you. If you can't pay attention then I'm sorry bout you.
Don't even worry about the haters - think about yourself for once. Find a nice spot, no one home, no dogs, then just avoid the cops and the neighborhood watch.
Go do a b&e. It's so cool, you gotta see. You can get your kicks and so much shit you almost can't believe. So go do a b&e. You'll live out all of your wildest dreams, so long as all your wildest dreams are pawning jewelry. So cool, you can't believe. So, come on.

Overall Meaning

The song "B&E" by Masked Intruder is a fast-paced punk rock track that can be interpreted as glorifying breaking and entering, which is a serious crime. The song encourages the listener to engage in a B&E process in order to acquire possessions that they may not have. The lyrics describe how one can do a B&E successfully to get their hands on valuable items. The song also implies that complying with the law and social norms is for "haters" and encourages the listener to think about themselves and acquire items that they desire by breaking in.

The song's tone and message can be seen as problematic and irresponsible if taken too seriously, promoting criminal activity and disregarding the safety of others. It is an interesting notion of where the line is drawn when it comes to art and music, and how the context and intent of the artist can be taken into account in interpreting the message. The song, therefore, can be seen as both a cautionary tale against criminal activity and a commentary on society's materialistic desires and its effects.

Line by Line Meaning

Everybody listen up and shut your mouth.
I have something important to say, and I expect your full attention.

As a matter of fact, you better write this down.
This information is valuable, and I want you to remember it.

Don't you ever wish that you had more stuff?
Everyone wants more possessions, right?

Follow what I say and we'll get you hooked up.
I know the secret to obtaining these desired possessions and I'm willing to share it.

Don't even worry about the haters.
Ignore anyone who doesn't support you and focus on your own goals.

Think about yourself for once. Go on and get you some.
Prioritize your own wants and needs and take action to fulfill them.

Go do a b&e. It's so cool, you gotta see.
Commit a burglary and experience the rush and excitement for yourself.

You can get your kicks and so much shit you almost can't believe, so come on.
Not only will you have an exhilarating experience, but you'll also acquire valuable items.

I'll keep a lookout just to make sure it's safe, you go do the work and gimme half the take.
I'll provide the necessary lookout while you do the potentially risky work, and we'll split the spoils equally.

If the cops show up, I'm leaving with or without you.
We need to be prepared for the possibility of getting caught, and I will prioritize my own safety above yours.

If you can't pay attention then I'm sorry 'bout you.
If you're not able to focus on the task at hand, you're on your own.

Find a nice spot, no one home, no dogs, then just avoid the cops and the neighborhood watch.
Choose a location that has minimal security measures and try to evade any law enforcement or citizen patrols.

You'll live out all of your wildest dreams, so long as all your wildest dreams are pawning jewelry.
For those who desire money and material possessions, this act will satisfy those cravings, at least temporarily.

So cool, you can't believe. So, come on.
This opportunity is too exciting to pass up, so let's take action and commit this crime together.

Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: Intruder Blue

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