If
Master P Lyrics

Yeah shorty, we could be like Bonnie & Clyde, ya heard
Let's be partners in crime and ride for each other like Bonnie and Clyde did.

Go out there and get this paper
Let's go out and make some money.

You wit it? (yeah I'm wit it)
Are you on board with this plan? (Yes, I am)

Then let's ride then (alright)
Then let's do it. (Okay)

If them people find that steal (I'll take a case for you)
If we get caught stealing, I will take the blame for you.

If I go to jail (I'm a wait for you)
If I get arrested, I will wait for you to come back to me.

If they question you (I ain't gonna say nothin')
If the police question you, I won't say anything.

If I need bail (I'm a bring the money)
If I need bail money, I will provide it.

I ain't checkin' you shorty
I'm not judging you, girl

But it's somethin' I need to know
But there are some things I need to ask you.

How serious this relationship is
How committed are we to this relationship?

And how far can it go
How long-term can this be?

See, love and respect is somethin' you gotta earn
Love and respect aren't just given, they have to be earned.

And if we don't keep up with each other, then somebody else get a turn
If we don't maintain our relationship, someone else will take our place.

Would you ask me why if I told you to carry a gun
If I asked you to carry a gun, would you question me about it?

And do you know how to spur me if I just wanted to have some fun
Do you know how to motivate me to have fun?

Can a thug get a massage if I needed your hands
If I needed a massage, would you give it to me?

And would you jump in the ride if I told you to bring me them thangs
If I told you to bring me something, would you go get it for me?

If a nigga tried to get at me would you ride for me
If someone tried to attack me, would you defend me?

And if you couldn't swim would you take a dive for me
If I was drowning and you couldn't swim, would you jump in the water to save me?

I know you like gifts, so I could buy you things
I know you enjoy receiving gifts, so I could give you things.

Like Benzs, Jaguars, ?? bubble-eyed Range
Like luxury cars - Mercedes-Benz, Jaguar, or Range Rover.

No obligation, I'm just tryin' to keep it real
I'm not expecting anything in return, I'm just being honest.

Would you argue, fuss and fight when I need you to chill
Would you stop arguing and fighting if I asked you to calm down?

Can you be cute and still be freakin'
Can you be attractive and still be sexually adventurous?

When I leave out the door you ain't gonna try to be sneakin'
When I leave, you won't be hiding anything from me.

If I go to jail you can ?? my people
If I go to jail, you can contact my people for help.

I need you Lord till I come home and be the sequel
I need you, my girl, until I come home and the next chapter in our relationship begins.

I been through a lot of girls in my life
I've been with many women before.

But never found one who down to ride like you ride
But I've never found anyone as willing to stick with me through thick and thin like you are.

If it's a problem then you gon' be right by my side
If there's ever a problem, you'll be beside me.

Even if I got a couple keys I need you to hide
Even if I have illegal goods, I trust you to keep them hidden for me.

'Cause you a real chick
You're a real woman.

One that I can chill with and bill with
Someone I can relax with and make money with.

Help me get my hustle on, climb up on the mill with
Help me work hard and make more money.

Even through the trouble you don't want a nigga still with
Even through tough times, you don't abandon me.

When it's said and done gon' be the one I have my kids with
When our time together is over, you'll be the woman I have children with.

Yeah you my baby girl, livin' in this crazy world
You're my girl, living in this chaotic world.

Wanted you a burner so I bought you a 380 girl
I bought you a gun for protection.

You understand my life and know that it's hard for me
You understand the difficulties of my life.

And you the kind of girl I know my mama would want for me
You're the kind of girl my mother would approve of.

And if the coppers stop us I know you'll take the charge for me
If the police stop us, I know you'll take the blame for me.

Makin' sure, stack some bricks in the trunk of your car for me
Making sure you hide drugs in the trunk of your car for me.

We live the lifestyle of ballers and stars and shit
We live the glamorous, luxurious lifestyle.

And I'm out here grindin' to make sure we can afford the shit
I'm working hard to make sure we can afford it all.

[Chorus: x 2]
The chorus repeats multiple times throughout the song.