Captain Hook
Megan Thee Stallion Lyrics


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Real Hot Girl shit, ah
(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)

Ay, bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'
You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless
He want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion
Don't want your nigga 'cause I want his daddy
I like to switch up my style every week
I gotta switch up my hair every day
I ain't no ho, but I do be on go
And I promise my nigga's gon' love me the same
I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home
I wear the shit that be showing my thong
I like to drink and I like to have sex
I fuck the niggas that's cutting the checks
Dance on the dick, now, you been served
I like a dick with a little bit of curve
Hit this pussy with an uppercut
Call that nigga Captain Hook

Ay, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ay, yeah
Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ay, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ay, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

I love niggas with conversation
That find the clit with no navigation
Mandatory that I get the head
But no guarantees on the penetration (huh)
I be texting with a bi chick
We both freaky, just trying shit (mwah)
Main nigga getting super jealous
He don't even know about the other fellas
I need a Mr. Clean, make that pussy beam (ooh, ooh)
Okay, I just might need a baker, make that pussy cream (pussy cream)
Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you ain't brush your teeth
Mm-mm-mm, that's just super sad, fuck it, carpe diem, ah
I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (but I'm wifey)
I just want a nigga who gon' slurp me like an Icee (slurp me like an Icee)
Bitches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (put them on a diet)
Bitch, this ain't no tryout
So lil' ho, you better not try me (ho, you better not try me)
I got a man, I got a bitch
I'm a banana, they gotta split (hey, hey, ah)
One in your top, one in your tip (hey, hey)
One for the club, one for the crib (one for the crib)
My nigga fine, I wanna fuck
Ice in his mouth, eat me up
Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring
Gettin' some brain, ah, ah, ah

Ay, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ay, yeah
Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ay, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ay, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

Hot Girl Summer, I ain't fucking with no drama, huh (fuckin' with no drama)
He was tripping, so I hung out with his partner, huh (hey, with his partner)
Fuck him good, introduce me to his mama, huh (to his mama)
Thought he had me 'til I came out with the condom, huh (with the condom)
Drinking D'USSÉ out the motherfuckin' bottle, hey (out the motherfuckin' bottle)
I'm a rapper, not no motherfuckin' model, huh (not no motherfuckin' model)
Got a nigga, but I think I'll have another, huh (think I'll have another)
I'm too sexy to be fucking under covers, huh

I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce shit, hmm (introduce shit)
Same crew, I ain't hanging with no new bitch, hmm (hangin' with no new bitch)
I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new shit, hmm (bitch, I rock new shit)
I ain't fucking with that nigga, I got new dick, hmm (whoa)
Please don't try me lil' bitch
You know I'm with that, hmm (bitch, you know I'm 'bout that)
I'll break a ho in half like a Kit-Kat, hmm (like a Kit-Kat)
Please don't ask me 'bout it
If you know I did that, huh (bitch, you know I did that)
Not a stylist, but I'll push your fucking wig back, huh





Real Hot Girl shit, ah, mwah

Overall Meaning

Captain Hook by Megan Thee Stallion is a sexually empowered anthem that affirms the rapper's independence and confidence. The lyrics are brash and unapologetic, with Megan boasting about her sexual prowess and demanding respect on her own terms. She takes charge of her own pleasure, proudly stating that she likes to switch up her style every week, and her hair every day. She also asserts her expectations from men, insisting that she won't settle for less than what she deserves, and that she'll only date someone who treats her with respect.


The song's chorus, "Hit this pussy with an uppercut, call that nigga Captain Hook" is a reference to the popular hook from the children's fairy tale "Peter Pan", where Captain Hook reaches out with his hook to capture and ensnare his prey. Megan is using this metaphor to convey her demand for sexual satisfaction, and her warning that any man who can't deliver will be left behind. The verse, "I'm too sexy to be fucking under covers" is another example of Megan's unapologetic self-confidence, and her refusal to be boxed into outdated societal expectations of how a woman should behave.


Line by Line Meaning

Real Hot Girl shit, ah
Confidently stating that she embodies the essence of the hot girl summer lifestyle.


(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)
Acknowledging the producer of the song.


Ay, bitch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'
Proclaiming that she's a woman to be reckoned with and no one can take her down.


You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless
Ignoring any hate or negativity because she knows she's popular and successful regardless.


He want a bitch look like Megan Thee Stallion
Describing how some men desire a woman that looks like her.


Don't want your nigga 'cause I want his daddy
Declaring that she's not interested in dating someone her own age, but desires an older man.


I like to switch up my style every week
Expressing her interest in fashion and trying out different looks frequently.


I gotta switch up my hair every day
Stating how she changes her hairstyle daily.


I ain't no ho, but I do be on go
Rejecting the label of 'ho' but admitting that she's always on the move and active.


And I promise my nigga's gon' love me the same
Assuring her partner(s) that they will always love her regardless of what she does.


I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home
Warning others not to try to replicate her lifestyle as a 'hot girl'.


I wear the shit that be showing my thong
Describing that she likes to wear revealing clothing.


I like to drink and I like to have sex
Admitting that she enjoys drinking and having sexual experiences.


I fuck the niggas that's cutting the checks
Implying that she may have sexual relationships with men she works with.


Dance on the dick, now, you been served
Describing sexual activity in a playful way.


I like a dick with a little bit of curve
Expressing a particular preference in sexual anatomy.


Hit this pussy with an uppercut
Using a boxing metaphor to describe sexual activity.


Call that nigga Captain Hook
Nicknaming a male partner for his sexual prowess.


Ay, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ay, yeah
Describing her shopping habits and how she buys whatever she wants.


Bitches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ay, look
Saying that others copy her style and actions.


He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ay, yeah
Complimenting a male partner's actions in the bedroom.


Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'
Describing how enjoyable the sexual experience is for both partners.


I love niggas with conversation
Expressing a desire for men that can hold a conversation.


That find the clit with no navigation
Using a metaphor to describe a man who knows how to please a woman without needing direction.


Mandatory that I get the head
Stating that oral sex is required for her sexual satisfaction.


But no guarantees on the penetration (huh)
Implying that not every sexual encounter includes penetrative sex.


I be texting with a bi chick
Describing a friendship or romantic interest with a bisexual woman.


We both freaky, just trying shit (mwah)
Imagining sexual experimentation with another woman.


Main nigga getting super jealous
Admitting that her main partner can get jealous.


He don't even know about the other fellas
Keeping other partners secret from her main partner.


I need a Mr. Clean, make that pussy beam (ooh, ooh)
Describing an ideal male partner that can make her feel a certain way emotionally and physically.


Okay, I just might need a baker, make that pussy cream (pussy cream)
Using another baking metaphor to describe how a man can make her feel.


Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you ain't brush your teeth
Telling a partner that they woke up with an attitude, even though they didn't even brush their teeth yet.


Mm-mm-mm, that's just super sad, fuck it, carpe diem, ah
Feeling like the partner's attitude is sad, but choosing to seize the day regardless of their mood.


I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (but I'm wifey)
Admitting that she's indecisive and can't commit to one person, but can still fill the role of a wife/girlfriend.


I just want a nigga who gon' slurp me like an Icee (slurp me like an Icee)
Expressing a preference for a man that can please her orally.


Bitches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (put them on a diet)
Saying that other women try to copy or compete with her so much that they are 'biting' her style.


Bitch, this ain't no tryout
Asserting herself and telling others that they can't simply 'tryout' for the lifestyle or personality that she embodies.


So lil' ho, you better not try me (ho, you better not try me)
Issuing a warning to others to not attempt to compete or copy her.


I got a man, I got a bitch
Describing herself as being in both a heterosexual and homosexual relationship.


I'm a banana, they gotta split (hey, hey, ah)
Using a fruit metaphor to describe how she's balancing multiple partners.


One in your top, one in your tip (hey, hey)
Using more sexual innuendos to describe her partners.


One for the club, one for the crib (one for the crib)
Implying that she has different partners for different occasions or settings.


My nigga fine, I wanna fuck
Expressing sexual attraction towards a male partner.


Ice in his mouth, eat me up
Using another metaphor to describe how a male partner 'pleases' her.


Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring
Describing how she takes on physical aspects of a relationship with a male partner.


Gettin' some brain, ah, ah, ah
Using another sexual metaphor to describe a satisfying experience.


Hot Girl Summer, I ain't fucking with no drama, huh (fuckin' with no drama)
Declaring her allegiance to the hot girl summer lifestyle and stating that she avoids drama.


He was tripping, so I hung out with his partner, huh (hey, with his partner)
Describing a situation where she spent time with someone her partner didn't like, possibly as retaliation or to cause jealousy.


Fuck him good, introduce me to his mama, huh (to his mama)
Saying that she wants to have sexual satisfaction with a male partner and meet his family as well.


Thought he had me 'til I came out with the condom, huh (with the condom)
Suggesting that a male partner thought that they had a chance with her until she revealed that she protected herself during sex.


Drinking D'USSÉ out the motherfuckin' bottle, hey (out the motherfuckin' bottle)
Describing a scene where she drinks straight out of a bottle of D'USSÉ, a cognac brand.


I'm a rapper, not no motherfuckin' model, huh (not no motherfuckin' model)
Defining herself as a rapper, and not just someone who models or takes photos for their image.


Got a nigga, but I think I'll have another, huh (think I'll have another)
Admitting that she has a boyfriend, but is considering finding a new male partner as well.


I'm too sexy to be fucking under covers, huh
Declaring that she's too confident in herself and her body to want to hide it under covers during sex.


I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce shit, hmm (introduce shit)
Saying that she's already widely known and doesn't need to introduce herself or her lifestyle to others.


Same crew, I ain't hanging with no new bitch, hmm (hangin' with no new bitch)
Stating that she is loyal to her current friends and doesn't need or want to meet any new ones.


I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new shit, hmm (bitch, I rock new shit)
Saying that she has the money and power to buy what she wants and wear new styles before others even know about them.


I ain't fucking with that nigga, I got new dick, hmm (whoa)
Stating that she's moved on from one male partner and is now with a new one.


Please don't try me lil' bitch
Issuing a warning to others not to test her.


You know I'm with that, hmm (bitch, you know I'm 'bout that)
Asserting that she is not afraid to engage in certain behaviors or confrontations.


I'll break a ho in half like a Kit-Kat, hmm (like a Kit-Kat)
Using a popular candy brand to describe how she can handle or defeat someone (partially through physical force).


Please don't ask me 'bout it
Telling others not to ask about her private life or actions.


If you know I did that, huh (bitch, you know I did that)
Asserting that people are already aware of certain actions or experiences she may have had.


Not a stylist, but I'll push your fucking wig back, huh
Using violence as a metaphor to describe how she can defeat someone (in this case, unseat someone's wig).


Real Hot Girl shit, ah, mwah
Finalizing her statement that she embodies the hot girl summer lifestyle.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Julian Martrel Mason, Megan J. Pete

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