Last Week in H Tx
Megan Thee Stallion Lyrics

Okay, last week we was eatin' peanut butter jelly
Last week, all we could afford was peanut butter jelly sandwiches as we were struggling financially.

Then I hit a lick, now we countin' Benja-mellys
I successfully committed a robbery and now we have a lot of money to count.

Met him in the telly Doing whatever he let me
I met a guy and had sex with him in a hotel room, doing whatever he wanted me to do.

I got love for my nigga like I'm Tionne off of Belly
I have strong feelings of affection for my boyfriend, similar to the character Tionne in the movie Belly.

Everybody thinkin' bad bitches got it easy
Many people assume that women who appear glamorous and successful have an easy life and do not face any difficulties.

Last week I had to make a hunnid dollas stretch Every muthafuckin' night I was eatin' cheese eggs
I had to stretch a small amount of money (hundred dollars) for the entire week and could only afford to eat cheese eggs every night.

Bitches tell these stories cuz these whores don't know me
Other women spread rumors and talk behind my back without actually knowing me.

See me by myself and got to trippin wit' yo' homie I bet if you touch me, you go missin' like you Dory
People see me alone and try to start trouble with me or flirt with your boyfriend. If you even try to touch me, you will disappear like the character Dory from Finding Nemo.

Bitch that's why yo' nigga wanna kick it wit' the horsey
Your boyfriend is interested in me because I am confident and powerful like a horse, unlike you who is insecure and weak.

Uh-oh I ain't never ran from a hoe And I never let a bitch get a stain on my clothes (no-o) Ridin' with me hands in the air Got yo' nigga on the side with his fingers on my ooh-yeah yeah
I am fearless and never back down from a confrontation with another woman. I always keep myself clean and polished. I am riding in a car with my hands in the air, while your boyfriend is sitting next to me, touching me inappropriately.

Just bought a fifth of the Hen' Pocket full of white men named Benjamin
I just purchased a bottle of Hennessy and have a pocket full of one-hundred dollar bills with pictures of white men (Benjamin Franklin) on them.

Looking for a hot boy with some fine friends And yo' baby daddy wanna be my boyfriend
I am seeking an attractive man who also has good-looking friends. Furthermore, your child's father is interested in me and wants to be my boyfriend.

I ain't got no time for no nigga tryna nag Cuz I'm in love wit' my money like my name Mr. Krabs
I have no patience for men who constantly complain or annoy me because I am more focused on my wealth and finances, just like the character Mr. Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants.

And I got the winnin' ticket Middle finger to them niggas and them bitches You was wishin' that I'd stay slippin' Throwin' all them peelings You was dissin' You ain't see the vision, like you eyes was Christian Tryna curse me, I just pray to God they keep the devil off
I have achieved success and have everything I need, while others who were hoping for my downfall are now jealous and still trying to insult me. They cannot see my vision or understand my struggles, but I pray to God to protect me from any negativity or evil influences.

Stalli don't bend or fold for no hoe Don't give convo to those I don't know Niggas try to play me close to get my info Only time I disclose is when I disrobe
I am tough and do not back down to anyone, especially not other women who try to talk to me. Men try to get close to me to find out information about me, but I only reveal myself when I am taking my clothes off during sex.

And when I'm with my crew, just be cool Unless you wanna see some real bitches act a fool
When I am with my group of friends, just stay calm and relaxed or else you might witness some wild and crazy behavior from us.

Sippin' on mimosa, while he lick on my pinocha (ahh!) Cameras around his neck that say "Stallion" cuz I own him
I am drinking a mimosa (champagne and orange juice) while a man performs oral sex on me. He wears a necklace with a camera that says my name (Stallion) because I am in control of him.

Haters never see me, I ain't hangin' where it's local Drink my henny outta china, black and boujee like I'm Oprah
People who dislike me cannot find me because I am not hanging out in familiar places. I drink my cognac out of China cups and have an elegant and sophisticated lifestyle, similar to Oprah Winfrey.

Stallion for president Snatchin' all the brethren Foot up in a rap bitch ass without no lubricant
I am a strong and powerful woman who wants to be president. I am attracting all the men and women towards me. I am not afraid of anyone, especially other female rappers, and will dominate them without any mercy.

She's borin', I ain't hearing it Who the fuck is hypin' this? It's something off about her like she missin' some ingredients
Other female rappers are not interesting or creative enough, and I don't even want to listen to them. People who support them must have something wrong with their taste, as these rappers are missing some essential qualities to be successful.

I'm sexual, no deviant I like my man obedient Don't want it missionary cuz it's boring I need freaky shit
I am very sexual and open about my preferences in bed. I like my men to be submissive and obedient towards me. I dislike standard missionary sex because it's too boring and prefer something more kinky and adventurous.

Walk up in the house and bust a pipe Get it leakin' shit All up on my booty while you do me on some Pinky shit
When I enter a house, I want to have sex and make it as messy as possible. I want to feel something leak from my genitals. And while having sex, I want men to be all up on my butt, just like they are in porn videos featuring a pornographic actress named Pinky.

Yes I got big breasts, so I like to say shit wit' my chest And I'm not sayin' I'm not humble I just feel like I'm the best
I have large breasts and use my confidence to express myself boldly. I am not claiming to be arrogant or boastful, but I truly believe that I am the best in what I do.

Who's my competition It's like all y'all that same bitch And y'all be beefin', I'm a vegan Stupid bitches make me itch
All the other female rappers in the industry are not unique or creative, and they all seem similar to me. They frequently get into arguments with each other while I stay out of it (like a vegan). I am annoyed by their stupidity and ignorance.

And I keep me a full set I keep some ice around my neck I keep a box around yo' nigga cuz I keep his ass in check
I keep a full set of everything I need, and I always wear jewelry (ice) that is expensive and extravagant. I also keep other women's boyfriends (which I refer to as 'yo nigga') under control by keeping them in check.

Now I'm done wit' bein' broke So don't get mad if I ain't spoke Bitch I'm chillin out in Houston come and see me if you want
I have had enough of being poor, so don't get mad at me if I have not spoken to you in a while. I am now enjoying my life in Houston and you can come and visit me if you want.