Island Christmas
Michael Franks Lyrics


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I don't want to smell those chestnuts roasting on an open fire
I can peel you a banana, if your heart desires

I want an island Christmas this year
I need an island Christmas this year

I want no more Christmas Carols counting birds up in pear trees
I want you to smear some sunscreen, all over me

I want an island Christmas this year
I need an island Christmas this year

Pack that see-through summer dress, you wore last summer
Just let me, kidnap you

Underneath the coco palms on Christmas morn
So slowly, I'll unwrap you

Pack that see-through summer dress, you wore last summer
Just let me, kidnap you

Underneath the coco palms on Christmas morn
So slowly, I'll unwrap you

Let's call up and buy those tickets
Quality not quantity
'Cause the greatest gift we have to give is you and me

We need an island Christmas this year
Let's have an island Christmas this year

We'll decorate a mango tree
And you can string some lights on me

No snow to shovel Christmas Day
We'll snorkle through a turquoise bay

While others plod through Jingle Bells
We'll roam the beach, collecting shells

I understand flannel pajamas
Are not allowed in the Bahamas





Handel's Messiah is far too long,
A repertoire for the steel drum

Overall Meaning

The lyrics describe the desire of the singer to have a Christmas that is not like the usual Christmas most people have experienced. Instead of the cold weather and snow, the singer wants an island Christmas with sun, sand, and sea. The use of the phrase "I don't want to smell those chestnuts roasting on an open fire" signifies the desire of the singer to have something different than traditional Christmas practices. The line "I can peel you a banana, if your heart desires" is an example of wordplay as the singer suggests that he can do something tropical rather than something commonly associated with the holiday season.


The singer wants to escape the monotonous activities during Christmas, such as singing carols and decorating trees. Instead, he wants to be with his partner in a tropical paradise, where they can enjoy the sun together. The desire to be with his partner is evident from the lyrics "Pack that see-through summer dress, you wore last summer, Just let me kidnap you, Underneath the coco palms on Christmas morn, So slowly, I'll unwrap you". The song is an expression of the singer's whimsical desire to have a Christmas that is away from the snow and cold and into the warmth and beauty of nature.


Overall, the song Island Christmas by Michael Franks is an expression of the desire for a different kind of Christmas- one that is out of the ordinary, and embraces summer's warmth and beauty. The lyrics describe an island paradise where the singer and his partner can escape the traditional Christmas activities they are used to and just appreciate each other's company.


Line by Line Meaning

I don't want to smell those chestnuts roasting on an open fire
I don't want to experience the traditional Christmas festivities


I can peel you a banana, if your heart desires
I would like to do something extraordinary for you


I want an island Christmas this year
I desire to have a different kind of Christmas celebration this year


I need an island Christmas this year
I think spending time on an island during Christmas will refresh me


I want no more Christmas Carols counting birds up in pear trees
I don't want to listen to the traditional Christmas Carols


I want you to smear some sunscreen, all over me
I want you to apply sunscreen so that we can enjoy our time outside


Pack that see-through summer dress, you wore last summer
I want you to pack the dress you wore last summer


Just let me, kidnap you
I want to spend all my time with you


Underneath the coco palms on Christmas morn
I want to spend an amazing Christmas morning with you, under the palm trees


So slowly, I'll unwrap you
I want to open your gifts at a relaxed pace


Let's call up and buy those tickets
We should buy the tickets and leave for an island soon


Quality not quantity
We should focus on how well we spend our time, rather than how much time we spend


'Cause the greatest gift we have to give is you and me
The time we spend together will be the greatest gift we will give each other


We need an island Christmas this year
Spending Christmas on an island will freshen our souls


Let's have an island Christmas this year
We should celebrate Christmas on an island this year


We'll decorate a mango tree
We should decorate a mango tree for Christmas


And you can string some lights on me
I want you to add lights on me in a fun way


No snow to shovel Christmas Day
We don't have to shovel snow on Christmas day


We'll snorkle through a turquoise bay
We will swim through a beautiful turquoise bay


While others plod through Jingle Bells
As others suffer through the traditional celebration, we'll be having fun in the sun


We'll roam the beach, collecting shells
We can walk on the beach and collect unique shells


I understand flannel pajamas
I know that flannel pajamas are not appropriate for an island Christmas


Are not allowed in the Bahamas
People are not allowed to wear flannel pajamas to the Bahamas


Handel's Messiah is far too long,
Handel's Messiah is long and might get boring


A repertoire for the steel drum
Steel drums would make a great substitute for Handel's Messiah




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