Michael Z. Land is a composer renowned for his soundtracks to video games. … Read Full Bio ↴Michael Z. Land is a composer renowned for his soundtracks to video games. His most well-known works are those for LucasArts' adventure games, including the Monkey Island series and his groundbreaking electronic scoring of The Dig. He has collaborated with other artists such as Clint Bajakian, Peter McConnell, and even John Williams.

The Cannibal Village
Michael Land Lyrics

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A Pirate I Was Meant To Be Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates! Edward: A saili…
Thank You Thank you for your love, for your prayers, for the…

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Comments from YouTube:

@keywanziaian3181

29w↑5.4K

I was just about to commit cannibalism but since you said you don’t condone it, I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Thank you so much.

@JEredpanda

29w↑11

😳

@user-he4ef9br7z

29w↑37

I will still.... I don't care how many of you refuse to condone it.

@dinorex4105

26w↑12

Espera que-

@Dan-mm1yl

26w↑30

Oh wished I paid more attention when he said he didn't condone it
I feel bad but full now

@Tyler-cf8jl

25w↑13

So you don't want any baby back ribs then?

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@tommytoolbag3076

2y↑45K

I’m glad that you cleared up the fact that you do not condone cannibalism, thank you for your transparency.

@Ty91681

2y↑3.5K

That's exactly what a cannibal would say

@nillehessy

2y↑1.5K

eat the rich

@RemingtonSteel

@@nillehessy The rich made the phone you are on. They provide good and services. Eat the poor. They consume more than they create

@joanbaczek2575

2y↑81

😂

@nillehessy

2y↑45

@@RemingtonSteel really they made that phone?
they provide the goods and services?
yr outta yr mind there ye little trekpik

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@tiagosoarespomponet2373

1y↑542

"where's rockefeller?"

suscipiciously rockefeller shaped tribe: i dont know

@ratacid77

4w↑8

LMFAO

@nathanielmathews2617

I hate you. Enjoy the like

@extremelysmallscrewdriver

2w↑3

"Rockefeller shaped"

@Distant_INC

1y↑3.1K

I can see Micheal hiding in a hut and one of the villagers being like "Mike, the spirits are here looking for you!" and he goes "just tell them you ate me!" 😂

@gregcushing1716

38w↑14

😂

@christinechapotokamoo2367

34w↑12

😂😂😂😂

@The_Don_

Best comment I've ever read LMAO

@TheRestedOne

4w↑2

I can't. Michael concealing himself in a tribe and requesting they sell the idea that he was cannibalized is just pure selfishness. The positive-spin on the story could bring so much investment into a neglected country that it makes zero sense at all that no one would try and capitalize from the tale.

@ediskey

3y↑6.3K

"either way he became a part of them" Dad no!

@greteb1951

3y↑94

Classic dad jokes

@Offishalxptv

3y↑19

WenDADgoon 🤣🤣

@abechung4738

3y↑1

I am glad you are the top comment!

@haydenshaffer6384

3y↑3

Nah that was funny af

@boneman-calciumenjoyer8290

3y↑16

Hmm, getting eaten by cannibals or becoming a cannibal... that's a hard nut to crack.

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@RossPitSharkHunter

3y↑3.1K

-Successfully swims 12 miles through a raging storm to get to safety.
-Fucking dies 5 minutes later.

@GorlicBreadz

3y↑111

Literally video game vibes lmao

@canadianrage5224

3y↑259

Imagine actually reaching shore after swimming 12 miles through a fuckin storm, just to see a couple guys with spears pull up.

@dudeman7738

3y↑60

@@canadianrage5224 Bad Rockefeller ending :_:

@MrCrasherdog

3y↑18

“Ripe for the pickings”

@deaththekid9208

3y↑13

Y’all different different

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@degiguess

31w↑408

Honestly big michael theory makes sense considering everytime people showed up to ask the natives about michael they just happened to hear some natives saying "oh don't tell them we ate him" and "well now that you ask yeah we ate him" like surely these dudes could lie better than that

@coliosucc7468

4w↑2

The languages in new ginuea are very diverse so i bet they got it all wrong.

@JCSmooth

52w↑1.1K

Man, I still just find it hard to believe this dude did 12 miles (swimming)in a storm with shark and crocodile infested waters. Like wtf. Regardless of what happened to him, if he pulled that off alone, that dude is a f’en legend.

@CMStrawbridge

39w↑119

I'm thinking that's really what happened, and the Islanders just ate his washed up remains

@gregcushing1716

38w

Thinking the same thing 😂

@burstyourbubble3500

37w↑15

sharks don't usually attack people though

@boney2982

36w↑80

@@burstyourbubble3500 the crocs would tho

@saintadolf5639

35w↑1

@@burstyourbubble3500Uh, yeah, they certainly do attack people. Bonehead.

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@killroy2221

3y↑9.5K

"Either they ate him or he joined their tribe either way he became a part of them". There's always a silver lining

@owllymannstein7113

3y↑362

To be fair even if he did join them that doesn't mean he wasn't eaten later.

@jacobpugpoirier3350

3y↑32

Owlly Mannstein 👁👄👁

@jacques9515

3y↑11

Your pic so dank

@ahandgrenade3640

2y↑58

Yall ever heard of that Scottish man who lived with a tribe sorta like this one?. There's a guy called lindybeige who has a video titled the white headhunter.

@kelleylakisha8519

2y↑12

I know I shouldn't have lmao 🤣🤣🤣 but this ish right here had me 😭😭😂😂

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@KBXband

3y↑4.7K

Damn they remembered the name of a dude they ate 50 years prior? I cant even remember who I ate for breakfast

@esethuntloko3288

3y↑39

😭😂

@thirtythreeflavors

3y↑303

I see who you did there.

@catleeper

3y↑7

😂

@paranormalsoulcircle3176

3y↑2

Lol

@increiblepelotudo

3y↑3

I see what you did there. Laffin', such savage tactics indeed!

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@CMStrawbridge

39w↑325

I find the hardest part to believe is that he actually made it through that storm to the island alive. I think he was basically dead when he washed to shore, and as you said- wasteful, they were not.

@sertorrhenclegane

25w↑132

Old Man: Never saw him.
Investigator: Aren't you wearing glasses?
Old Man: Yes.
Investigator: Where did you get them?
Old Man: Internet.

@jarredthomas6057

3y↑6.4K

Man goes to study cannibals
boat flips
“Oh no”

@Mustachioed_Mollusk

3y↑303

Cannibals: Anyways

@aeoteroa818

3y↑375

gets studied by cannibals

@theactualslapmaster2466

3y↑31

@@Mustachioed_Mollusk CLARKSON

@druwu7

3y↑4

@backwoods dwelleryes

@poutinedream5066

3y↑7

Ridiculously wealthy American: I'm sure we'll be fine

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@Dylanquinn666

3y↑6.4K

Village elder wearing Michael's face as a hat and his fingers on a necklace:
"No sir, I don't believe I've ever seen that young man in my life."

@cnutsack

3y↑603

"Now, would you be interested in drinking some water out of a skull that definitely did not belong to the man you're looking for"

@samuelakasam

3y↑62

🤣😂 omg I just burst out laughing

@davidshipley4676

3y↑44

God damn it this made me laugh so hard damn you.

@roundone235

3y↑9

Lol....I mean...can you believe this shit ???

@walshy2116

3y↑78

I tasted him but never saw him bud.

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@alexiathecringemaster4332

1y↑1.3K

As a Papuan, it's weird hearing these things from the perspective of an outsider. I'm well aware that my ancestors could have been cannibals but I've never heard about this Rockefeller case. It's insane but then again I'm from the smaller outer Islands not the main island of Papua New Guinea, so of course such things wouldn't be common knowledge with my background. Papua New Guinea has become very modernised over the past hundred years but you'd only see this modernization in the capital and towns. There are still hundreds of various tribes and provinces speaking over 800 different languages, many of whom remain isolated. It's this strange mix of modernization and tradition. I'm sorry for rambling, this case has just really made me think.

@goose9515

42w↑16

What's it like in port Moresby and the other cities? It sounds like a fascinating place to live

@clame3065

38w↑44

800 different languages??? i would fucking LOVE to learn about all of these different languages and cultures and such, this kind of stuff draws me in so quickly and easily. 800 different languages is astonishing to me, it just sounds so vast and interesting

@theprimalfuckhead526

38w

I mean eating one or two people a year I think is perfectly normal. Inferior or superior I think misses the point, which is there’s plenty they can learn from their perspective and plenty they can learn from our perspective. Probably more cuz we have books, but there’s a lot of information that isn’t in books

@vyhozshu

38w

your ancestors were eating the rich before it was cool!

@Kennypowers51

37w↑10

What do humans taste like?

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@SubtractZero

21w↑52

This channel proves that all you need is decent mic quality, a decent topic to cover, some good work ethic, and most importantly; an authentic personality

@Riley_Karp

1y↑14.8K

"You can say what you want about the cannibal tribe, but wasteful they were not".... thank you sir

@11Christys11

1y↑174

“They came on the island and said cut it out.” ….thank you as well!

@alyssacardinale2336

1y↑23

Best part of the video

@oathkeeper6287

Yes! Cannibalism is equal to Artificial Intelligence. How? If A.I. doesn’t mass murder us humans, us humans ought to mass murder & eat other humans. I would love to capture a Rockefeller or a Soros child & eat them for lunch. Kidnap their offspring, have sex with them & take their body parts one quartering at a time. A dash of the finest cognac w/white trash wealth posh hands for the beckoning. Eating wealthy humans would be such a delicacy. They eat the finest of foods & consume the finest of spirits. Equivalent to eating veal before it’s maturity rate into adulthood. Splendid spleens of wealthy famous humans.

@vittorioluchi2134

True.

Another Truth: Indigenous tribes are no more virtuous than the reverse racist narrative peddled by CRT, BLM, and virtue signalling progressives.

The concept of the savage indian certainly applues as well.

Now THAT is an Inconvenient Truth that should cause you virtur signalling, SJW to run and seek a safe space from reality.

@bridgetrodriguez4643

1y↑8

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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@drew5121

1y↑9.1K

“Either way, he became a part of them” has to be the best and most poetic conclusion statement I’ve heard in a while.

@theonlyonestanding8079

39w↑21

Or don't go into the jungle without a gun

@davidnguyen2476

36w↑6

your not gunna believe this but he is alive and living with them

@wesparebootyeatershoe3408

29w↑3

@@davidnguyen2476i heard this as well.

@astralclub5964

29w↑5

Rockefeller was a third rate missionary, but a first rate second course!

@wassicapone6623

27w↑1

2:44 33

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@babaganouche9605

44w↑227

I actually love the theory that he decided he wanted to join the tribe and his new friends covering for him so that he doesn't get dragged back to his old life.

@quakquak4945

20w↑20

I love that I have spent the last 10 plus years watching exclusively youtube and still come across random videos from a "new" youtuber and then realize they have MILLIONs of subscribers. theres SO much content on youtube ur always comin across something new. its wild that there are channels with MILLIONS of subs with content that I watch that havent been recommended in 10 plus years.

@Imperium83

3y↑4.7K

sees shore twelve miles away, straps empty gas cans to himself
"No disrespect, but I'm just built different."
plunges in the ocean

@batsuuri.gantulga

3y↑89

CHAD!

@kritizismmusics9737

3y↑10

Right XD

@nickgarcia3319

3y↑34

Im fukin ded

@ivanmendez4484

3y↑77

@@nickgarcia3319 like he is

@mykie5287

3y↑24

Ivan give me your phone. You’re grounded

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@colem631

3y↑17.6K

Imagine swimming 12 miles to safety only to find out that the capsized boat in the ocean was actually the better option

@chileanguyfleegman1908

3y↑720

Most of the times whenever disaster strikes to stay put is the better option. If you get lost, capsize or are injured.

@riograndedosulball248

3y↑468

That is more or less the process thought of the crew of the ship that inspired Moby Dick
"Alright lads there are islands very close to our position but I'm afraid they are packed full of cannibals (they weren't). anyways, were shooting for South America, that's it"

@Jake.The.Snake.

3y↑184

The straight where they capsized is an area known to be full of hungry sharks and crocodiles. To me, staying half in the water and half on the capsized boat would seem more dangerous than attempting the swim; atleast he had a chance to reason with the cannibals.

@sonofliberty78

3y↑161

North Sentinel Island fits that description too. I don’t think the Sentinelese tribe are cannibals, but they won’t hesitate to end outsiders quite quickly, (which is pretty wise, in current year).

@pacrat6271

3y↑89

@@Jake.The.Snake. yea but considering if they stayed still on the boat they are less likely to attract the sharks and crocs, cause both are interested in splashing and will check it out to see if its an animal. so staying put and trying to move as little as possible wouldve been the safest

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@LLBullrider

1y↑170

"You can say what you want... but wasteful they were not." And, "Either way, he became a part of them." These statements are Comedy Gold, international or not! 🤣 Bravo, Wendigoon!

@CharlieKellyEsq

1y↑49

Savages is such an outdated and offensive term.

Anyway after they cracked open his skull and ate his brain....

@skinlesswalnut6259

48w↑2

And its not okay when Dahmer does it lol

@cashwaynemusic777

3y↑32.2K

This takes the term “eat the rich” to a whole new level

@mauricejones7203

3y↑284

LMAO

@ryanb6503

3y↑952

And the blood ritual gives new meaning to "trickle-down"

@stubdteauzgautugaux

3y↑406

Should be the standard

@dangerousd1312

3y↑374

I'm sure rich people don't taste good

@TheManWithaGasMask

3y↑35

indeed

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@brianwade8649

3y↑5.7K

Isn't that life? One minute you're a set for life rich kid, the next minute your skull is traded for an outboard motor.

@EdieSexwitch

3y↑73

I laughed too hard at this😂

@TheDeadKingsRaven

3y↑98

Capitalism is beautiful sometimes 😂

@gethaunted

3y↑78

This happened to my buddy Eric

@TheMettaur

3y↑15

Just a typical Friday night for me, tell ya what.

@DiMagnolia

3y↑14

Just another statistic

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@yukoncornelius5014

23w↑47

Heres a tip kids. At 19:38 you can see the indigenous man smiling at Rockafeller. Now, if you ever catch someone, and i mean anyone, smiling at you like that, whatever happens next is not gonna be good. Always run strapped.

@thecov3n

6w↑1

thanks for the tip dad 🙏

@JohnRhodes-lv3rg

20w↑17

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

@BlueWallFull4331

3y↑9.8K

I cracked up in a room by myself when you said “say what you will about the cannibal tribe but wasteful they were not”

@naturalwomanbynature914

3y↑16

🤣😅💀🤣😅

@big4headedGangster

3y↑158

Thanks for telling me how you found that specific quote funny. & thanks to the reply showing what facial expressions they made to your reply.
Thanks for me to explain to you guys how thankful I am of your reactions.
& thanks for the random tribal people who ate Michael to give me a nice video to watch after cleaning the kitchen.
Also thanks to the patrons that this guys is thanking. & thanks to him for making this video as well.

Thanks.

@wondon2992

3y↑5

Omfg 😂

@nettaleafay9533

3y↑11

I came here to say the same thing! I'm like dude crazy and funny as hell. That comment of his floored me..🤭🤭😜😂😂

@MamaKitty-ub9fh

3y↑1

Same😂

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@calebmckinney4112

2y↑14.5K

Michael has to be the king of “wrong place, wrong time”. Imagine swimming 12 miles, making it to shore, only to be killed by an indigenous tribe who believes killing and consuming you would be vengeance for what the Dutch did to them 3 years prior. Plus 12 hours after you leave, the capsized boat was found and everyone else was saved. That has to be the worst timing in the history of ever.

@peenplays4219

2y↑1.5K

That’s pretty bad. I’ll have to contend that with the soldier who was killed one minute before the end of WW1

@calebmckinney4112

2y↑265

@@peenplays4219 dang….

@chrystalblue7170

2y↑13

Hahahaha

@notamoonraker

2y↑117

AND THEY SAID "LUCK" DOESN'T EXIST! ONLY HARD WORK? LOL.

@ribertfranhanreagen9821

2y↑102

@@notamoonraker that is a myth or lie used so worker work hard lol.

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@VaderPopsVicodin10

35w↑5

I always find myself coming back to this one.. one of my favorite Wendigoon uploads!

@rat_king2801

36w↑17

the theory about the old guy having michaels glasses.... you think he swam 12 miles of open sea and kept his glasses on?

@robertrazo7352

3y↑4.2K

We didn’t kill him.
Ok, we killed him.
But no, we didn’t.
Ok, we did.

@RealBradMiller

3y↑46

suspicious Philip J. Fry meme

@donbrashsux

3y↑30

Which ever it was the result is the same ..he’s dead

@alastor8091

3y↑6

We're not savages.

@donbrashsux

3y↑9

@@alastor8091 no we aren’t but we love making money from any source

@alastor8091

3y↑6

@@donbrashsux i was talking about the guys eating people that Windypuss was afraid to call savages.

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@big_gooch1601

3y↑6.8K

I like how you circled the photo of big Mike, just in case we didn't see the white bloke in the middle of the indigenous tribal people.

@shortchanged.

3y↑171

Now I gotta watch til this point at least

@x1prodigy0x

3y↑6

Lmaooo

@devindice1776

3y↑5

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@loslingos1232

3y↑29

I didn't even see him until he said something.
I was thinking he was not white but a bit darker so I assumed it was some other native.
(I sound racist now)

@orfeoonditi5870

3y↑7

@@loslingos1232 know you don't
Sound raciste, but that photo
Showe's a White guy, and concidere
That , at least in Summer One
Gett's pretty tanned going around
All day , practicaly clotheles.

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@user-uv5qi1el4c

50w↑27

It's cool to hear you say that your subscribers is about 415k, and now it's 2.59 million. Good on you, and well deserved! this was great :)

@philscherle7410

1y↑4

amazing how much the channel has grown. respect dude.

@canadianrage5224

3y↑3.5K

Imagine if he actually did just die from drowning and the tribal people acting sus were just fucking around because they were bored.

@davidwaynemain

3y↑217

Trolled. Gigglin about how ignorant the advanced society had become.

@Starry_Skye22

3y↑59

How can they tell a tribal person is acting sus. Wouldn't their actions be Different and strange to a non-tribal person ?!?!

@welp3764

3y↑325

@@Starry_Skye22 trolling is universal

@poginiranseee

3y↑1

Bruh your likes is cursed

@jadenvanhess2341

3y↑63

I could see it. or maybe the theory is true that Rockefeller faked his death, gave up his life of privilege and decided to live among the Tribe and they were just covering for him. Pretty far fetched but who knows, lol.

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@rotciv557

3y↑2.9K

It'd be hilarious if the old guy he talked to that supposedly had Rockefeller's glasses WAS Michael, he just got old and tanned and was being super fucking cheeky about it all

@Urd-Vidan

3y↑339

Would hilarious if he was. Bet he was laughing his ass off in his head if it were him.

@thefisherking78

3y↑28

Haha be nice yeah

@emmagnolia4271

3y↑207

I love the idea of that lol. He loved it there so it’s nice to think maybe he just had them hide him until the searches calmed down and lived out his life there with them

@dallasdean598

3y↑16

there was no mention of the old mane being white, so I doubt it

@rotciv557

3y↑166

@@dallasdean598 hence why I mentioned him being tanned, they could have assumed he was a native elder with paler skin than the others due to lack of sunlight when he was actually an older white guy who was very tanned.

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@badbonaxxchi

29w

i love your video so educational and you are such a good storyteller!

@slayerkifonna6831

18w↑4

I love how his response to the trolls in his ant hills video calling him a psyco was "What about it?"

@d1zzyy-

2y↑7.3K

I was considering cannibalism before your warning. Thank you for clearing up this misconception.

@derekwatson3416

1y↑45

Same

@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver

1y↑93

I'm still going to

@diggs1989

1y↑9

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver same

@antoniocorsetti3222

1y↑8

@@DelphineTheWorstBladeEver yo let me join

@goldenlight1922

1y↑4

Tittle?

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@castanon74

3y↑15.1K

It’s weird that the grand children of the richest man in the whole history of America was killed by a cannibal. Anything can happen in life

@tomasschuman6576

3y↑933

"Some even believe we (the Rockefeller family) are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as 'internationalists' and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." ~ David Rockefeller (Memoirs)

@aswiftshift5229

3y↑164

I mean this could just be talking about world peace

@luckystar3641

3y↑734

I mean, John F. Kenedy's Sister was lobotonized, soo...

@aswiftshift5229

3y↑51

@@luckystar3641 I've never heard of this why?

@Prodigi50

3y↑564

@@aswiftshift5229 Because the family didn't like talking about it, so it just kinda faded into the background.

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@thialove2121

1:21 minutes I've subscribed because love your honesty, & confidence what you do is worth something!

@TheOneMillionthRoger

45w↑6

"Alright boys lets fight the spirits"
"Damn, spirits got hands"

@Adam-nw8um

3y↑2.7K

The idea that everyone's covering for him is great. The old guy tells the kids about the white guy they killed, and the kids are like "what about that white dude who lives with us?" and the old guy's like "Oh that's...Dave. He's a completely different person."

@WRA1TH.

3y↑58

😂 exactly

@doctordavinci9731

3y↑7

These are the Dave's I know

https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo

@sadieireland8282

3y↑5

Omg 😆😂

@benjamingreen5601

3y↑4

@@doctordavinci9731 😆 😆! Good one

@doctordavinci9731

3y↑4

@@benjamingreen5601 Hey Mr. Green ... Any relation to Red?

Keep your stick on the ice :D

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@ashholiday123

3y↑6.2K

This story is CRAZY. Imagine randomly finding a picture of Jeff Bezos in some film from 50 years ago in a tribal ritual after he went missing on an island. Madness.

@bagandbroad

3y↑85

I definitely will

@worldofdoom995

3y↑394

John McAfee got into some pretty crazy shit over the years. Also in 1964 the Prime minister of Australia disappeared while swimming at the beach and was never seen again.

@kritizismmusics9737

3y↑72

@@worldofdoom995 yeah. Pretty sure he drowned tho. Or got knifed by a diver xD probably not the latter

@lukaszspychaj9210

3y↑99

@@kritizismmusics9737 There was also a 'theory' that a Chinese submarine surfaced near the shore and he boarded it and fled.

@DisDatK9

3y↑181

@@worldofdoom995 there’s a famous saying. “When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebra.” The simplest explanation is almost always the correct one.

(Sorry meant this toward Lukasz)

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@kristinwood8884

29w

How on earth have I never been recommended a single video by this phenomenal gentleman? 😮
Amazing content and well told.

@Skyhex

49w↑3

Thanks wendigoon for all this relaxing content to watch during my 12 hour shifts.

@sueellencenac8994

3y↑3K

He swam 10 miles in a sea storm and made it on shore with his glasses on

@michaelmiller1060

3y↑23

Right.lol

@lefishe6611

3y↑298

It's called dedication

@twatquat3322

3y↑9

🤔

@TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n

3y↑209

they didn't necessarily have to be on, he could have stored them in a sealable pocket during the swim

@swaglevi4315

3y↑310

@@TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n the ol' prison wallet

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@blaizecunningham6080

3y↑4.1K

The smile in the thumbnail is the unmistakable look of a satisfied Uber-Eats customer.

@SafeBurrito5465

2y↑89

bruh

@thewhiteknightman

2y↑158

I'm dying...literally he's got me in a cauldron right now...

@imethan7831

2y↑11

Lol

@salmanmosharraf5847

2y↑86

Even in terrible and distressful video such as this, you can still find great comedians in comment section

@jeremybeadleslefthand480

2y↑12

White human spirit...BRING IT

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@mikeshardd6668

38w

This is why I love Wendigoon; I search an obscureish topic that I’ve never heard on YouTube and Wendi always has a video on it lmao

@fasteddie9055

1y↑5

I remember the NY News reports about Michael's disappearance back in '61. There was plenty of hoopla over the incident. I've always wondered why Rockerfeller didn't arm himself with automatic weapons and employ several bodyguards to guard him. His early demise seems to be able to have easily been prevented.

@user-jj4ux9gj7d

Yes.

@dustinb8781

3y↑2.8K

I'm pretty sure both theories are true. If he was found by a tribe that was friendly with him from his time on the island and integrated with them for some time (long enough to have appeared on that film), he very well could have gotten involved in a tribal skirmish, been killed, and summarily eaten as was the custom

@grantlong6586

3y↑287

The part that doesn't make sense to me is why they would use his bones for spear heads if they viewed him as an enemy. I remember learning that they would mainly use cassowary bones, and when they did make bone spears and daggers they would use the bones of their father or a warrior from their tribe. The whole point of using human bones was to gain the power of the person who died.

@GoatedBradley

3y↑438

@@grantlong6586 I’d assume since they viewed outsiders as “spirits” they would use his bones to gain the power of the spirits

@amandawright5163

3y↑43

im p sure it was a different tribe he came across, they all had the same customs but they werent rlly acquainted with the guy

@readein

3y↑120

I think "pretty sure" is a large stretch. These people were weary of white people and had issues communicating with them. I think it'd be strange for them to take one in under any circumstance at the time. Not to mention one blurry picture is the only evidence that points to him joining the tribe. The photo to me looks like an albino tribesman. I'm not going to say it's completely impossible, but the facts support him either dying in the storm, or being eaten by the cannibals.

Also if he truly did survive don't you think he'd make some effort to reach out to say he's alright, or at the very least try to get help to the boat he left in the water? He would've had plenty of opportunities to talk to the white people on the island throughout the remainder of his life.

In order to believe that he joined the tribe, you'd also have to believe: he survived the storm, was found by tribesmen, the tribesmen took him to their village, he was able to communicate with them atleast semi-fluently without an interpreter, gave no attempt to help the boat he left, was able to gain the tribe's trust, wanted to spend his life with them, avoided white men for the rest of his life, had no interest in letting his family/the world know he was alive, and also convinced anyone who knew about him in the tribe not to tell anyone. With how enamored the tribes are with legends/passing down history; I think it's unlikely that a white man making his way through the ranks wouldn't be passed down in legend, or atleast become a rumor. Especially if if he died a warrior's death like you assumed.

Idk man I'm a huge believer in Occom's razor and believing that with practically no evidence requires an insane amount of assumptions. Most of which aren't very likely to have happened at the time.

@anv0rgu3sa2

3y↑23

@@readein he would'nt make that effort you assumed about raching out, if he didn't wanted to come back, you think a family like that would let a son live the life he wants, in a tribe?

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@gamebloxs

2y↑6.7K

I love the idea that the whole tribe was in on it and saved him of the coast and then there was just Rockefeller and the tribes people in a circle giggling as they lied about him being eaten as a cover so he didn't have to go back. Absolutely Chad behavior

@vtsuki120

2y↑288

king shit

@caseystradley4660

1y↑539

There was a released photo of a white man in the tribe rowing a boat with the tribe. People say it was an albino tribe member but if you look at the picture the guy has glasses and hair that kind of looked like michaels

@hieras

1y↑165

@@caseystradley4660that’s mentioned at the end of the video fam-

@caseystradley4660

1y↑87

@@hieras obviously I wasn’t that far in the video 🤦‍♂️

@hieras

1y↑66

@@caseystradley4660 yeah, I could tell

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@Papopip

30w↑1

Congrats on 3 mil subs!

@vipervickan

Love your vids! Keep it up and don’t let the haters get to you!

@GlassesnMouthplates

1y↑4.3K

I like the "Big Michael" theory the most. Just imagine the search teams and the private investigator going to the island in hopes of finding Michael's remains, only to turn out that all those times Michael and the natives were acting like a group of party bros hiding their homie behind the curtains while his angry spouse barges in screaming and trying to drag him back to her annoying family's Thanksgiving dinner.

@ochuspin

1y↑149

The Big Michael sitcom

@thecharredwitch

1y↑106

That is insanely specific….

@NEKSTA

46w↑57

He def got eaten tho

@nillehessy

43w↑19

@@NEKSTA down the hatch

@revolverrambles

38w↑10

I don’t think that’s the only google result you’d get for big mike 😂

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@Angel-2006

3y↑1.2K

" the white spirit?"

Looks at nearby hut with elderly white man

" Yeah we ate him don't worry about it"

@splendidmended9476

3y↑12

"Don't worry he wasn't tastey"

"Now go home"

"We are getting really hungry"

@KALComm

1y↑31

I'd seen the documentary about him going native. I believe that the family helped to spread the sto5ries about him getting eaten just because they knew the outside world would descend upon them to find him. It may be romanticizing it to think he left our world and found happiness in a much simpler one. But, the short length of video of the white guy on the canoe paddling through the rapids is compelling. Thanks for doing this one. It is a very cool story. I hope he found peace instead of ending up in pieces...

@ZwalistyDrwal

1y↑5

Why did I laugh uncontrollably at many points throught this entire video 😅 I guess Wendigoon's storytelling is just too good

@maryagnes3169

3y↑2.5K

I dropped everything when this video came up. I work at the American Museum of Asmat Art and you can probably imagine my surprise when I first heard this story. It's surprising that it's not more well known, considering that this happened to a member of the Rockefeller family. I will say, though, if it turns out that Michael is still alive and joined the Asmat people, I wouldn't blame him. They're a fascinating people and their art is incredible!

@lucaswallo8127

3y↑15

what

@oofbonk9741

3y↑170

@@lucaswallo8127 weird way of saying you can't read

@dalpaengi

3y↑3

I wish I had that job! Are their virtual tours of that museum?

@lucaswallo8127

3y↑6

@@oofbonk9741 has nothing to do with ability, ''oofbonk''

@oofbonk9741

3y↑71

@@lucaswallo8127 what is there not to understand about the comment? Saying "what" implies you don't understand, making people think you lack the ability to read, "Whallop."

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@thomasafrica9724

3y↑1K

In the end both endings are heartwarming. One ending because the literally cooked his heart on a fire, and the second because it's a great story of a man coming from wealth who left his past behind to live the life he wanted.

@nyameyedanquah2317

3y↑37

DUDE 😭

@HateFuckingMinors

3y↑5

Come on ;-;

@Slop_Dogg

3y↑5

hilarious

@cryofrostrs3856

3y↑2

@Leon S. Kennedy "vegetarian cannibal"

either that is a vegetable who eats another vegetable or that just makes absolutely so sense

@tammytate579

3y↑1

Both not funny and hilarious

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@Limelightning

38w↑4

Me, flabbergasted, as I thought wendigoon condoned cannibalism

@zannchristo

38w

Truly one of the plot twists of all time

@DBoone123

29w↑2

Imagine having vast wealth and choosing cannibals instead of high society only to be eaten by the very ppl you chose.

@ReynoldHughes

3y↑927

well the title alone already sounds absolutely horrifying.

@yanstein8464

3y↑19

the thumbnail is nightmare fuel as well

@obi-wan-pierogi

3y↑1.6K

Tribes like this have verbal histories they pass down for generations, it’s unlikely they wouldn’t remember and pass down a story that’s important to them. Rockefeller made an impression on them so they’d make sure to pass that story down.

@Iudicatio

3y↑217

Yes I hate how everyone in the story, even Wendigoon himself, assume that the fact they don't write anything down means that they can not remember things accurately. Your ability to remember things accurately actually decreases when you learn to read.

I have a friend who didn't know how to read for a large portion of his life and he has the whole Quran memorized, even though he doesn't speak Arabic much and isn't educated. I was also reading an interesting book recently about how Indian singers memorize long epics (like hundreds of thousands of lines) when they don't know how to read. I sure couldn't do something like that lol.

@yosephbuitrago897

3y↑128

Lynn R no but when things are told verbally they get changed slightly with each telling and they get dramatized. When things are written down from the original yelling they stay that way. It is a very well known and well observed occurrence. Sure, this event will remain in the local populations memory for a long time through story telling, but many details will be changed over time and the original story will not be the same as the a possible version in the future. Things like rituals and hymns and holy books as you described are different in this case. Those can be remembered straight from memory word for word because they are always told to the younger generations the same exact way since they are religiously important and are carefully kept concise, unlike everyday stories.

@iago110

3y↑66

@@yosephbuitrago897 as much as it gets dramatized the fact that Michael Rockefeller died by their tribe's hands is a constant, how he died and when might be lost, but it's good to trust their oral tradition, take Iliad and Odyssey by Homer, both were orally told before being written

@omarb7164

3y↑22

@@yosephbuitrago897 a counterpoint is that there’s not much to change about this particular narrative. In verbal tradition of Native Americans many stories are shared and e.g. origin stories could be near identical between two neighboring tribes, but each tribe would have centered themselves in the story even if the same story otherwise appears widely.

Not too sure on the details but I believe the competing Incan ruling families also agreed on the exact same ancestry story except they each believed themselves to be the true descendants.

Whereas in this story, you have a pretty insulated island, beliefs of white spirits, and the jist of it is that a white man appeared and was killed. I don’t see much potential to transform the story, especially with the group nature of indigenous islander that viewed white people as such a strong contrast. So I agree that oral stories tend to change but in this instance I don’t really see how.

@OsKarMike1306

3y↑19

@@iago110 I don't know how you could trust the Iliad and the Odyssey honestly, there's outright magic and mythical creatures. It might be inspired by real life events, but it's definitely not a trustworthy source of history.

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@truthful805

31w↑1

I heard that they found him in the water while he was swimming. They were offended that he was trying to take their art which was the reason for his return trip. They paddled the canoes out to a ceremonial place with him and then executed him.

@saranicole9267

26w

the way you tell the stories make me smile

@timtam3730

2y↑3.1K

It's not impossible for someone to integrate into a culture. In the 1800's a Russian anthropologist Nicholas Miklouho-Maclay visited a part of the island and stayed there for over 3 years where he studied the locals, learned their cultures was strongly against colonialist interests. Even in 2018 when his great great grandson visited the same area the people were still happy to see him.

@seriousidiotsavant1731

2y↑9

🔮

@larsonfamilyhouse

2y↑66

Exactly. Happens all the time.

@LetsGoGetThem

2y↑147

Didn't a Swedish man somehow seduce his way into becoming the consort to a monarchy there too?

@TheEternalGerman

2y↑100

Russians make friends with bears too, theres loads of videos on it. There is a finnish guy who lives there but I heard he chased the natives away and hasn't tried contacting anyone since he arrived.

@k-osmonaut8807

2y↑3

supposedly this also happened to some of the crew of hms terror and erebus

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@jhelp_the_fig

2y↑8.6K

“I do not condone or recommend any of the activities, including cannibalism, mentioned in the video.”

Well I hope not, Wendigoon, whose name is a play on the Native American folk monster, the wendigo, whose origin story has the central theme of cannibalism.

@mammadingo9165

2y↑51

Truth 😜

@yurmum2438

2y↑134

I am very uneducated, i thought wendigo was just this music producer that wendigoon liked, american school system failed to tell me what wendigo was

@noxturne16

2y↑212

@@yurmum2438 don’t worry man, i only learned about what wendigos were from my great interest in comics and fantasy tales so most schools wouldn’t touch on this

@juna8572

2y↑247

@@yurmum2438 I think it’d be a little weird if schools taught us about wendigos tho

@nell1251

2y↑2

That profile pic looks familiar, did you by any chance have it from the city pop compilation called homework cafe by Van Paugam? The the SoundCloud cover for it looks identical. If not where is is from? I have always been wondering where it actually originated from.

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@thewomaninr3d434

33w

Your commitment to trying to pronounce foreign words is inspiring 😂 great stuff goon!

@vertigo9364

32w↑2

it's funny to think my grandpa could've been one of the dutch soldiers. he didn't speak about this war a lot but he never went to sleep without his bushwhacker under his bed.

@Jhud69

2y↑5.3K

I love the "he was actually alive, the tribe just took him in and decided to cover for him" theory. Not that plausible admittedly, but pretty sweet if there's a slight chance it's true.

@5superhombre

2y↑538

I mean the US had a huge issue of soldiers leaving the military to join native tribes so it’s not unheard of, I definitely hope it’s that one but if he was eaten that’s ok too

@pebbles987

2y↑291

There is literal video footage of him alive and well with them

@06raimondi

2y↑408

@@pebbles987 i think i know which video you're referring to. Its just a video of the tribe with an unidentified white tribesman. Could it be him? Yea, but it's not definite proof.

@Leema101

2y↑414

@@06raimondi white, glasses, blond hair and especially in that tribe lol thats def him

@artisteric

2y↑136

He was enamored with tribal culture when he was a kid. He decided to pursue his passion to a point of becoming a god to them. Maybe they were going to make a meal of him but he convinced them otherwise. Maybe he pretended to be a god. Now he is one. His shlong is the only one allowed showing so he can be serviced at will

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@nicisthekshighqualitytrash8185

3y↑1.6K

If a cannibal came after me I would just eat him because I'm built different.

@chase2742

3y↑226

Throw some salt in the eyes. It’ll hurt him while also seasoning him.

@judrusuf6559

3y↑20

@@chase2742 or rocks

@Josh-oc7ib

3y↑54

@@chase2742 some 🌶️ for that added flavor

@gremloid

3y↑19

@Constantinos CHRISTODOULAKIS nah the rocks tenderize them

@greteb1951

3y↑3

@Constantinos CHRISTODOULAKIS ikr so many parts to work with

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@GoldRaven-oe4by

42w↑10

Its very possible he just drowned

@camilojimenez6216

I love this guy….I knew about this story from a story when I was a kid-and think of this every time I’m at the Met in the Palau New Guinea section of Art

@titansfan1274

1y↑1.1K

These guys took eat the rich way too literally

@hopelessromantic3786

1y↑100

Are we not meant to take that literally? slowly puts down fork

@buckchile614

1y↑18

Criminally underrated

@mikeoxsmal69

52w↑7

@@buckchile614 criminally underrated delicacy

@alexangel4758

49w↑8

They had the right idea

@janinebelleestrada7096

39w

Well there's a popular theory that he is still alive and that his family just sensationalized that he probably dead and shit and some people took a photo with a ginger white man in a canoe with a bunch of cannibals.

@lacountess

2y↑2.8K

Every story I hear when one guy decides to leave the group by himself to look for help, ends in tragedy for the guy. There was the father of the family whose car was caught in snow, the people whose boat was sunk by a hippo in Africa, and a dude in a flooded cave who left his wife to go find help. One thing I learned from these stories, always stay with the group if you don't know what you're doing. There's at least strength in numbers that way.

@hwitt2237

2y↑108

i feel like you just hear about the stories where the people who leave died. In the donner party, the ones who left were the ones who lived

@lacountess

2y↑236

@@hwitt2237 but you said "the ones" which means more than one person. That was my point, being in a group regardless of staying or leaving.

@crazydino4541

2y↑30

@@hwitt2237 yea but they also ate each other to keep alive

@brickhomiequan

2y↑14

You watch mrballen huh

@lacountess

2y↑9

@@brickhomiequan him and a few other disaster story channels. But he is my favorite. 😉

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@michaelfitzgerald1328

I saw "Deaad Birds" in my Penn State Anthropology class as a senior in 1969.❤ Best class in my four years thank you Professor Michael Steffey.

@starmnsixty1209

12w

I actually heard about this years ago when the newspapers were still super-common. They even hinted at this being Michael's actual fate, surprisingly, albeit in a very short item in a much larger article.
As an aside, my father's Army unit was in this area for a time in WW 2, and had some encounters with various tribes. Friendly, fortunately, but their being heavily armed perhaps had something to do with that.

@luckygallagladi

1y↑4.3K

A bit interesting how their whole spirit punishment thing was a self-fulfilling prophecy, even if they weren't actual spirits. They believed it, they did it and then the "white spirits" came in massive metal vehicles with mysterious weapons and possibly disease.

@benward3762

to be fair if anyone in any time were to say “the white man will be the end of us” they would probably be right eventually

@blclemons9598

1y↑46

Sounds familiar?

@amityislandchum

1y↑26

Yeah, he literally says that in the video.

@therealistintheboot8822

1y↑32

Glad they were wiped out too.

@oleanderkazzy_

1y↑102

@@therealistintheboot8822 how's the weather in Dresden, Quisling? Cloudy with a chance of incendiary bombs.

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@lolal2099

3y↑733

either way he swam TWELVE miles without losing his glasses. He is built different

@markfuckerturd5165

3y↑3

no hes not

@lolal2099

3y↑49

@@markfuckerturd5165 ?

@Dia06

3y↑34

@@markfuckerturd5165 ?

@Urd-Vidan

3y↑30

@@markfuckerturd5165 ?

@daHalog0d

3y↑19

Probably put them in his pocket

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@SSSavanti

45w↑3

"Guys, are you really sure you haven't seen Michael Rockefeller around here?"

Cannibal with suspiciously Michael Rockefeller shaped throat: burp Umm, nope, haha hic no trace man, haha burp

@MissouriPenny

41w

Wow .I heard this mentioned on the Carpetbagger wow....thankyou for sharing new subscriber

@OneTopic

3y↑5.2K

I saw LazyMasquerade cover this one a few years ago but you’ve brought a lot of additional new details! I appreciate you covering this mystery — it’s very intriguing.

@dew7555

3y↑45

Omg hai OT! Love you and your content, thanks for keeping it pride month all year long 💖

@frickomode985

3y↑10

ot ily

@frickomode985

3y↑30

kings supporting kings 😌🤌

@Curdled.milk1

3y↑8

It's great to see your interested in this type of stuff! Also I love your content

@applepi3703

3y↑20

Topicy-wopicy

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@omostim2385

2y↑1.4K

Man that Astroworld album in the background is adding to the creep factor of this content

@jamerikabarringer4501

2y↑18

Facts

@FrozenCement

2y↑9

Astroworld is great

@gillian_seed8358

2y↑30

I just commented on his most recent video asking him to cover the festival, all the occult imagery TS has been using in album artwork, promotional material and Lyrics would make for an easy hour-1.5 hour video. Here’s hoping he does, as he’s clearly a Travis fan as a good majority of his videos feature the Astroworld album and Wendigoon doesnt shy away from religious content.

@nexusobserve

2y↑62

f travis scotr

@clues6644

2y↑15

@Jadiel Banrey Its Travis, Its to be expected

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@chalupabatman1803

28w↑2

Small correction: Dutch New Guinea is now Indonesia. Papua New Guinea was a British colony that was transferred to Australia which is the country it got independence from. Both on the island of New Guinea

@andypandy7227

3y↑403

"Today we will be looking at the disappearance of this individual,
So.... GIANTS"

@dangerousd1312

3y↑12

imagine... giant cannibals

@locally_sourced_beans

3y↑25

@@dangerousd1312 attack on titan

@darol5966

3y↑3

@@locally_sourced_beans bruh 😳

@dangerousd1312

3y↑1

@@locally_sourced_beans yooo

@lexylotl6316

Also yadiyadiyata

@OriginalCatfish42

3y↑997

Him drowning trying to swim 12 miles seems more likely.

@sarahconner9433

3y↑69

Cooling death in the ocean happens in 1 hour... Olympic swimmers would only get. 2.5 miles .... Not 12 miles!!!

@megkay4385

3y↑111

It's not so much how how far it was, it was crocodile infested waters, not good for swimming.

@evonekky3672

3y↑57

I read that Olympic long distance swimmers do a marathon swim of 6 miles . So I agree with you ... it would be so hard for him and how would he know he was going in the right direction?

@beastmerc84

3y↑7

I agree

@GomulDart

3y↑41

@@sarahconner9433 he made a flotation device remember

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@neptunespirit5786

I love the way he addresses slander towards his hobbies and the things he enjoy while also disproving this slander in his videos

@Han_Gyu

25w↑2

Investigator:Do u know Michael rockfeller?
Old Guy:Nah
Investigator: You're wearing glasses, right?
Old Guy:Mhm
Investigator: where'd you get em?
Old guy: from his corp-...idk just found them on the ground

@kingofpilgrims368

3y↑2.5K

I actually lived in Papua New Guinea, and got to go interior with missionaries into the tribes. Of course I was going to tribes that had dropped ways of cannibalism, but I actually got to talk with an old man through a translator about how he had eaten people from neighboring tribes. To have gotten the chance to actually sit on the ground with that man and take in the culture with my own experience was life changing.

@nobodyburgen4594

3y↑91

Please elaborate. This sounds fascinating.

@kingofpilgrims368

3y↑306

@@nobodyburgen4594 Gladly, my parents after retiring had decided to go into missionary work, and had one day my freshmen year of high school asked how I felt about living overseas. My first response was “can we live in a rainforest?” And that was my only criteria. (We actually we’re on a fence between being sent to Indonesia or Italy, and I still wanted the former.) My parents worked under MAF in Sentani, Indonesia on the island of Java for a year, and we later moved even further interior into Papua. At my high school there they had this incredible trip planned for the whole school at the end of the year where we would all pack up bags, leave our phones, and move into interior villages for two weeks every year. In the villages we would either help the people with basic tasks, learn about their stories, or even get the chance to help build housing or dig water passageways to keep the runways safe for the airplanes. These areas were quite literally only accessible by plane, or by 3 week treks on feet through the mountains which is what all the tribes people do out there. One of these trips my senior year, we went to I believe the village of Pogapa, where I got to take part in a ceremony called a Bakar Bantu. They kill a pig and then bury a large hole in the ground. They layer it with leaves, vegetables, the pig in it’s entirety, and flat stones that they have set over fires. These rocks which they pick up with their bare hands are well over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, but these people have such incredible and callous hands that it doesn’t even bother them. They bury it with dirt and then hours later, we dig up and feast. I got the chance to eat a pig testicle with my homie lmao. But the whole time in this, I’m just sitting around all these people, who are speaking a language I’m loosely interpreting and have only learned three dozen words of, but despite that they still treated me as if I was family. It’s incredible how welcoming and caring these people are, as well as how willing they were to just share everything they had. My time in those tribes only amounts to about a month and a half of my life, but they were the most influential and life changing points I think I’ll ever experience.

@nobodyburgen4594

3y↑94

@@kingofpilgrims368 Thank you so much! I find other cultures absolutely fascinating, so this was a really interesting story. Also that pig thing sounds delicious.

@fabiana7157

3y↑98

@@kingofpilgrims368
Eating "balls" with your homie? That sounds pretty gay.

@fabiana7157

3y↑14

@@nobodyburgen4594
"Delicious "?? You're just disgusting.

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@I.AM.JUPITER

51w↑3

“You have to be a sociopath to enjoy these things, what about it” POETRY!

@tylerwilson3800

3y↑8.1K

I feel kind of bad for him honestly, everyone on here is just commentating on his social status and how that apparently justifies his death. The description of him paints him as a relatively kind person who was accepting of the natives and respected their wishes by not actually taking any of their art.

@thebrideofghostface

3y↑1.6K

Yeah, it seems that he was actually quite respectful and nice. And it didn't seem like the natives had an issue with white people coming onto their island at first either. I get people hating rich people, but from what we've seen of this guy, he never used his money to exploit people or anything.

Not to mention that he was literally willing to be the one to swim 12 miles to save others.

@beverlybalius9303

3y↑75

He was more interested in sex with them, he was discusting. I read a book on him decades ago

@gethaunted

3y↑354

@@beverlybalius9303 What was it called?

@moarhappy7675

3y↑545

@@gethaunted don’t believe the idiotic troll

@timcal2136

3y↑514

@@moarhappy7675 i dont think its about believing them, more about trying to get them to back up their claim

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@Studio_4

3y↑507

Sounds like the feller got rocked.

@medvehs4926

3y↑6

i almost choked on my goldfish when i read this

@gilly_axolotl

jesus christ 😭

@stupidass69420

Oh get out!

@choriipan

Dude 😭💀

@breadtos

3y↑2

@@medvehs4926 why was your goldfish in your mouth? Break the fishbowl?

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@mathewsiebuhr4760

28w↑2

Papua New Guinea is my birthplace and my home. My great grand father was a ‘head hunter’ (cannibal), parts of our village still includes relics of bones and skulls from ceremonious kills from other tribesman or travellers. Cannibalism is very well known in our culture, although most inner cities have become modernised and are some of my the most dangerous places to live in the world, more dangerous than the likes of New Mexico and South Africa.

@JessieBugg25

1y↑10

0:51 I had an anatomy class in high school and this kid I was often grouped up with during dissections (who would often leave me to do most of the cutting cause they would get 'woozy') once said it was "serial killer behavior" that I was enjoying the dissection of a cows eye I was doing.

I wish I would have seen this video with the knowledge to reply exactly with, "What about it?"

@jakedematteo2172

You’re a psycho

@infinitejinpachi

3y↑1.9K

Being able to kill and eat one of the ultra-elite while barely knowing of the world outside your tribe's area
100% sigma male grindset

@oofingberg

3y↑98

Tribal chad

@henotic.essence

3y↑33

This comment thread has processed, sent, and delivered me all at a low flat rate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@fightthesystem3588

3y↑4

Your damn right my friend... I was smiling and laughing during this video 😅 I love Karma...

@jonafrica5739

3y↑2

Brutal cannibalism mog

@RookieAssassin

3y↑17

Lol he literally could've been kidnapped and/or murdered for his money all over the world but no he just got killed and eaten by a random tribe cause he was white. It's sad but ironic.

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