The Wrong Hole
Middle Distance Runner Lyrics
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I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
We go to her place and we fool around
We throw all our clothes... to the ground.
We begin as she turns OFF the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ...
Cause i stuck it in the Wrong Hole!!!
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during, doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where i put my wood
I want to make things better want to make things alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't)
Last Night. Oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul...
Bridge
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics
The lyrics to Middle Distance Runner's song The Wrong Hole appear to be a humorous account of a sexual encounter gone wrong. The singer sets the scene by describing a promising date with a woman, only to reveal that things took a turn for the worse when they had sex. The woman became upset and in pain, leading the singer to realize that he had accidentally inserted his penis into the wrong orifice. Despite his apologies and attempts to make things right by suggesting remedies such as Preparation H and a strap-on, the singer acknowledges the gravity of his mistake and acknowledges the potential harm caused to the woman.
Although the lyrics may seem crass and insensitive, they are delivered with a light-hearted tone and should not be taken too seriously. Rather, they appear to be a comedic take on a common sexual mishap that can occur even between consenting partners. However, it is important to note that the lyrics do not condone or excuse non-consensual sexual activity or disrespect toward women.
Overall, The Wrong Hole is a humorous song that highlights the importance of communication and respect in sexual relationships. While it may not be for everyone, fans of comedy and satire may appreciate the tongue-in-cheek approach taken by Middle Distance Runner.
Line by Line Meaning
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
I went on a date with this girl and everything seemed to go really well
I knew i would not need my YouPorn tonight
I was hopeful that I wouldn't have to resort to watching porn since I had a date lined up
We go to her place and we fool around
We went back to her place and started getting intimate
We throw all our clothes... to the ground.
We became very passionate and started getting naked
We begin as she turns OFF the lights
We started having sex as she turned off the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I noticed that it felt tighter than usual
I hear her cry, and I see her frown
She started to cry and I could see that she was upset
I look at the condom, it is all brown
I realized that we had an accident and the condom was covered in feces
Last Night. oooo I stuck it in the Wrong Hole
I accidentally penetrated her anus instead of her vagina
I'm so sorry, oooo from the bottom of my soul ...
I felt terrible and apologized profusely
Cause i stuck it in the Wrong Hole!!!
I made a mistake and penetrated the wrong orifice
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
I suggested using Preparation H to ease any potential pain or discomfort
In my defense those holes are so close together
I tried to explain that the holes are quite close together and that it was an easy mistake
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
I urged her not to feel ashamed or embarrassed
It's a common accident during, doggy style
I informed her that this type of mistake can happen relatively easily during this particular sexual position
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
It was quite dark and difficult to see properly
I had no idea where i put my wood
I lost track of where I was going and didn't notice my mistake in time
I want to make things better want to make things alright
I wanted to do everything I could to make things better for her
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night (I'd rather if she didn't)
As a way to make things better, I suggested that she might want to use a strap on and penetrate me instead, though this wasn't something I was particularly interested in
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I never want to cause her any pain or discomfort
I guess thats why GOD made that hole not for inserting
I tried to use humor to alleviate the tension and suggest that perhaps the mistake was because of divine intention
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
I wanted her to feel comfortable communicating with me and let me know how she was feeling
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
I tried to empathize with people who might be victims of rape or sexual assault in prison, referencing the television show OZ
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix
As another suggestion to ease her discomfort, I recommended taking some Advil
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics
I used humor to make light of the situation and suggest that she was walking awkwardly as a result of the mistake
Writer(s): Stephen Jason Smith, Timothy Allan Chappelear, Stephen Patrick Kilroy, Anthony Acampora, Erik Stefan Dean
Contributed by Amelia I. Suggest a correction in the comments below.