Army
Midnight Ramblers Lyrics


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Well I thought about the army
Dad said, son you're fucking high
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice

Three sad semesters
It was only fifteen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead

Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at chic-fil-a
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in may

And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame

I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay
Oh, I think I'll take it to LA

Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection

God, please spare me more rejection
'cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me

But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today





I thought about the army...

Overall Meaning

The song "Army" by Midnight Ramblers is a reflection on one man's journey through life and his amusing thoughts and experiences along the way. The song starts off with the singer contemplating joining the army, however, his father is quick to dissuade him from it. Despite this, the singer feels that there's a first time for everything and is open to considering the idea. However, he eventually drops out of college and joins a band, which leads to a string of interesting events.


The singer then talks about growing a mustache and mullet and getting a job at Chick-fil-A. He also reveals how his band broke up due to artistic differences, and he was left "nuking another grandma's apple pie" in shame. The song takes a reflective tone, as the singer ponders on his life choices, his ex-wives' despise for him, and his struggle to leave his past behind. He hopes to get his screenplay done in LA and wishes to be spared more rejections from his peers.


The song's story is endearing and relatable, and the lyrics capture the trials and tribulations of everyday life. The song is a reminder that life can take us in unexpected directions, and we often have to make difficult choices that might lead to some regrets.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I thought about the army
I had considered joining the military


Dad said, son you're fucking high
My father disapproved of this decision and thought I was crazy


And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
I acknowledged that it was unusual for me to consider joining the army


So I took my old man's advice
I ultimately followed my father's suggestion and did not enlist


Three sad semesters
I spent three semesters in college, which ended up being a negative experience


It was only fifteen grand spent in bed
I wasted $15,000 on college and was unproductive during that time


I thought about the army
I reconsidered joining the military


I dropped out and joined a band instead
I left college and pursued a career in music


Grew a mustache and a mullet
I changed my appearance to fit the typical rockstar image


Got a job at chic-fil-a
I took on a part-time job to support myself while pursuing music


Citing artistic differences
The band broke up due to disagreements about our creative vision


The band broke up in may
The breakup happened in May


And in June reformed without me
The band reunited a month later without me


And they'd got a different name
The band had changed its name in my absence


I nuked another grandma's apple pie
I ruined someone else's baking


And hung my head in shame
I felt guilty for my actions


I've been thinking a lot today
Reflecting on my past


Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay
I have a new creative idea


Oh, I think I'll take it to LA
I plan to pursue this idea in Los Angeles


Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday
I am eager to get started on this project


In this time of introspection
During this period of self-reflection


On the eve of my election
As I approach a new phase of my life


I say to my reflection
I speak to myself


God, please spare me more rejection
I am afraid of facing more failure and criticism


'cause my peers, they criticize me
My colleagues judge me harshly


And my ex-wives all despise me
My former wives have negative opinions of me


Try to put it all behind me
I attempt to move forward from my past mistakes


But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
My past lifestyle and actions continue to affect me


I've been thinking a lot today
Reflecting on my past


I've been thinking a lot today
Reflecting on my past


I've been thinking a lot today
Reflecting on my past




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Written by: BEN FOLDS

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Josh McGough, MD

this makes my heart happy

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