Don't Mind If I Do
Midnight Spaghetti Lyrics

basking on the beach snacking on some plantains
I am having a relaxing time eating plantains at the beach.

With a pen and paper jotting down my quatrains
I am writing poems with a writing utensil and paper.

Island girl bringing guava juice
A girl from the island is bringing me guava juice.

Don't mind if I do
I am accepting the guava juice offer.

Sneaking off to the sauna, stepping over the iguana
I am going to the sauna while trying not to disturb the iguana.

Sweat drips like so much candy from piñatas
I'm sweating a lot, like the candy that collects in piñatas.

Conversing with a cutie cockatoo
I am having a conversation with an attractive cockatoo.

If the sun gets too hot, I've got just the remedy
If it gets too hot, I know how to cool down.

We could go back to my sea anemone
We could go to my cabana (which is often called my sea anemone).

I mean my cabana, see, I get them confused
I sometimes mix up the words 'sea anemone' and 'cabana'.

Because there's 88 tendrils protruding from the roof
My cabana has 88 tendrils on the roof.

At the tip of each one there's a tiny little room
Each tendril has a small room at its end.

With cushions so soft, they just consume you
The cushions in the tiny rooms are very comfortable.

Specifically designed for the comfort of two
The tiny rooms were made for the comfort of two people.

pick your sister up after work from her cubicle
I am getting your sister from her office after she finishes work.

Lick her cuticle, tickle with a warm popsicle
I will lick her cuticle and tickle her with a popsicle.

Every word you heard about the triple ripple's true
Everything you have heard about the triple ripple is accurate.

Don't mind if I do
I am accepting something that was offered to me.

I got a schlong so long it comes out of your mouth when we screw
My reproductive organ is so long that it extends out of your mouth during coitus.

Like a second tongue, so a third one
It's like I have a second tongue (referring to the length of my genitalia).

Can be giving me head while she's kissing on you
A third person can pleasure me while kissing you.

Ruckus when I can't remember which end my rump is
I am confused about which end is which when it comes to my posterior.

Had two poodles and a nude model in my rumpus room
In my rumpus room, there were two poodles and a nude model.

You better clean the Vaseline off the beauty queen
Make sure the beauty queen does not have Vaseline on her.

And refill the condom dispenser in the den 'cause
I need the condom dispenser in the den to be refilled.

Fifty beefy ladies and fifty chunky men
50 fat women and 50 heavyset men.

All just confirmed their reservation
They have all confirmed their plans to attend.

To spend Sunday skinny-dipping in Ragu
They will be swimming nude in the Ragu sauce on Sunday.

freaky-deaky vision been freed in my forehead
My forehead is presenting me with wild and crazy thoughts.

Paint the town red with some luck like a firetruck
We will have a great time partying and feeling lucky.

Dirty ass visions make a body want to ...
These thoughts are raunchy and make me want to...

I just a-want to friz-ique all over your physique
I want to be intimate with your body all over.

Making love to the rythym of this here beat
We will have sex to the rhythm of the music.

And do the things that we love to do
We will do the activities we both enjoy.

Don't mind if I do
I am accepting the opportunity.

Now here's a big girl from San Fransisco with nipple rings
Here is a large girl with nipple piercings from San Francisco.

Four tattoos on her body including
She has four tattoos on her, which include...

Mirror images of her posing in the nude
She has tattoos of herself nude in a mirror.

Slip back to my flat and we can sip on a nightcap
Come back to my apartment, and we can have a drink.

Despite that nervousness, I know you like that
I know you are shy about it, but you actually enjoy it.

If I bite you will you bite me back?
Will you nibble on me if I nibble on you?

keep on the mind-bending, this trip is never-ending
Let's keep doing drugs, and this high will never end.

Send my vessel with or without comprehending
Let's ride this out without understanding it.

The world's edge has such a lovely view
The edge of the world is beautiful.

Don't mind if I do
I am accepting the offer to look at the edge of the world.

but people always say, 'how come you don't do drugs?'
People ask me why I don't do drugs.

'cause I'm already just a little bit fucked up
I am already a little crazy and messed up.