Phillip My Dear
Mighty Sparrow Lyrics


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Phillip, my dear, last night I thought was you in here
Where did you go? Working for good old England,
Missing out all the action. My dear, do you know
There was a man in my bedroom wearing your shoe,
Trying on the royal costume, dipping in the royal perfume
I telling you true.
There was a man in my bedroom
Anxious for a rendezvous and I thought it was you.

He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He laylay like you but badder
A man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you.

The palace guards were playing hopscotch in the yard
Abandon the throne. Being with this perfect stranger
The jewel was in danger for I was alone
With a man in my bedroom loaded with brew
Yes, this malodorous urchin on top of my bed was perching like a cockatoo
A man in my bedroom
Sorry, dear, I misconstrued when I took him for you.

He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He laylay like you but badder
A man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you.

In Buckingham, no one respond to the alarm
So this plunderer displayed inside my boudoir
A tool made for agriculture. I stood there in awe
With a man in my bedroom, seven feet or more
He told me, "Come hither and foil." and all my good linen he soil
He was so obscene!
There was a man in my bedroom, so nasty and mean,
Singing to me, "God go save the queen!"

He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He laylay like you but badder
A man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you.

Evidently I've suffered great indignity from this commoner
Instead of being free in London
He should be put in a dungeon under the Tower
There was a man in my bedroom enjoying the view
This vicious, immoral scoundrel,
Son of a common mongrel, scared me through and through
There was a man in my bedroom
Your input was overdue and I thought it was you.

He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He laylay like you but badder
There was a man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou, and I took him for you.

Overall Meaning

The song "Phillip My Dear" by Mighty Sparrow is a story about a woman who mistook a stranger for her partner, Phillip. The playful tune disguises the scandalous and sexual nature of the situation that the woman finds herself in. She talks about how the man who entered her bedroom looked like Phillip, but younger, thicker, harder, and badder. She ends up sleeping with the stranger, mistaking him for her partner, and suffers "great indignity." She feels betrayed and angry, wanting the stranger to be punished for his reckless actions.


The song is a commentary on the power dynamics in relationships and the dangers of sex with strangers. The woman narrating the story feels powerless and violated by the stranger, who takes advantage of her to fulfill his desires. The song also touches on themes of betrayal, infidelity, and trust issues in a relationship. It tells a cautionary tale of the consequences of not being honest and faithful to one's partner.


Line by Line Meaning

Phillip, my dear, last night I thought was you in here
Referring to a mistaken identity where the singer believed her partner was with her last night but found someone else instead.


Where did you go? Working for good old England,
The singer questions where her partner is and jokingly suggests that they may be away on official business for the country.


Missing out all the action. My dear, do you know
The singer is disappointed that her partner is not around to enjoy the excitement and adventure of what she has experienced.


There was a man in my bedroom wearing your shoe,
The singer shockingly reveals that a man was in her bedroom and was wearing footwear belonging to her partner.


Trying on the royal costume, dipping in the royal perfume
The man, who entered the singer's bedroom, was not only wearing her partner's shoes but also trying on royal clothing and using royal perfume, leading to the singer's confusion.


I telling you true. There was a man in my bedroom
The singer assures her partner that she is not making up a story; there was indeed a man in her bedroom.


Anxious for a rendezvous and I thought it was you.
The man in the singer's bedroom seemed to be waiting for someone, leading her to assume it was her partner.


He big just like you but younger
The man in the bedroom was physically similar to the singer's partner, but younger, leading to her initial confusion.


He thick just like you but stronger
The man in the bedroom was well-built like the singer's partner but appeared to be stronger, again leading to the singer's confusion.


He lingay like you but harder
The singer notices similarities between the man in her bedroom and her partner's lingay (a Trinidadian word meaning walk or gait), but he had a more aggressive and intense demeanor.


He laylay like you but badder
The man even had a similar way of speech to the singer's partner, but with a rougher, more menacing tone.


The palace guards were playing hopscotch in the yard
The singer is highlighting the apparent lack of security and urgency from the palace guards despite a possible intruder on the loose.


Abandon the throne. Being with this perfect stranger
The term 'abandon the throne' implies that she would rather give up her royal status than be with someone besides her partner, whom she considers her perfect match.


The jewel was in danger for I was alone
The 'jewel' refers to her own life or her own self, which was in danger due to her being alone with the man in her bedroom.


With a man in my bedroom loaded with brew
The man in her bedroom was under the influence of alcohol, making the situation more dangerous and concerning.


Yes, this malodorous urchin on top of my bed was perching like a cockatoo
The man in her bedroom was not only drunk but also smelly and unhygienic and sitting on her bed, resembling a bird sitting on a branch.


Sorry, dear, I misconstrued when I took him for you.
The singer apologizes to her partner for the confusion and incorrectly identifying the man in her bedroom as him.


Evidently I've suffered great indignity from this commoner
The singer feels disrespected and offended by the man in her room, whom she considers beneath her social status and reflects her disdain for the man's actions.


Instead of being free in London
The singer muses that maybe the man would be better off living a life of freedom in London rather than sneaking into her bedroom.


He should be put in a dungeon under the Tower
The singer suggests that such behavior deserves a severe punishment, such as imprisonment in the Tower of London.


This vicious, immoral scoundrel, Son of a common mongrel, scared me through and through
The singer expresses her disgust and fear towards the man in her bedroom, whom she describes as a vicious, immoral man of low social status and with animal-like traits.


Your input was overdue and I thought it was you.
The singer is disappointed that her partner was not around and wishes that he had been with her when a stranger entered her bedroom.




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Lyrics

[Verse1)]
Phillip, my dear
Last night I thought was you in here
Where did you go?
Working for good old England
Missing out all the action
My dear, do you know?

[Chorus1)]
There was a man in my bedroom
Wearing your shoe
Trying on royal costume
Dipping in royal perfume
I telling you true
There was a man in my bedroom
Anxious for a rendezvous
And I thought it was you
He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He lay, lay like you but badder
A man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou
And I took him for you

[Verse 2)]
The palacΠ΅ guards
Were playing hopscotch in the yard
Abandon thΠ΅ throne
Being with this perfect stranger
The jewel was in danger, for I was alone

[Chorus 2)]
With a man in my bedroom
Loaded with brew
Yes, this malodorous urchin
On top of my bed was perching
Like a cockatoo
A man in my bedroom
Sorry, dear, I misconstrued
When I took him for you
He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He lay, lay like you but badder
A man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou
And I took him for you

[Verse 3)]
In Buckingham
No one respond to the alarm
So this plunderer
Displayed inside my boudoir
A tool made for agriculture
I stood there in awe

[Chorus 3)]
With a man in my bedroom
Seven feet or more
He told me, "Come hither and foil in all my good linen" he soil
He was so obscene!
There was a man in my bedroom
So nasty and mean
Singing to me, "God, go save the queen!"
He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He lay, lay like you but badder
A man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou
And I took him for you

[Verse 4)]
Evidently, I've suffered great indignity
From this commoner
Instead of being free in London
He should be put in a dungeon
Under the tower

[Chorus 4)]
There was a man in my bedroom
Enjoying the view
This vicious, immoral scoundrel
Son of a common mongrel
Scared me through and through
There was a man in my bedroom
Your input was overdue
And I thought it was you
He big just like you but younger
He thick just like you but stronger
He lingay like you but harder
He lay, lay like you but badder
There was a man in my bedroom
He came on the bed, doudou
And I took him for you



All comments from YouTube:

@RanjitSingh-lp8zc

A true masterpiece from Sparrow. This is real calypso

@dorethaweatherhead2324

Love it heard king Charles once said he loves this song

@leacock24lenard75

one of the sound that never die keep them coming long live the king

@shellyplunkett-forbes9126

The genius of Sparrow, Social commentary and playing on words at its best

@davidhinkson8856

I first heard this song when I was 13 years old and I still find myself singing it all the time. Very clever use of words as well.

@froglord451

This is actually one of the Queen's favourite songs from Sparrow.

@iayyam

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@mizzyroro

Not only was he a malodorous urchin, but he was also a viscious immoral scoundrel, son of a common mongrel. Now that's lyrics.

@mikelykan.9416

Oh man I haven’t heard this for years. Trini music.πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

@makedaalexander6276

Looking at the Crown on NETFLIX now..this song finally makes sense. Lol!!

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