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Xmas Moppers
Mighty Sparrow Lyrics


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Half the trouble in the world today
Comes from people who don't know what to say
They like to use words that's big and long
And they ain't know when they using it wrong
Some Moppers come by me last Christmas Day
Eat me out and drink me in the worst of way
"Ah had a swell time," they started to boast
"But before ah go let me make a toast"

And they tell me:

Here's to my good friend I wish that he
And everybody live in enmity
I wish him ill-health and adversity
Disaster and strife eternally

I second the motion!

Ah grab meh cutlass and I tell the louse
"You better get to hell out meh house!"
"You can't do him that!" a next one said to me
"What he said should make you feel happy"
I was shocked because this was a friend of mine
I tired lend him money, we just get along fine
So when he say he like the remark
I say he must be boozed and making skylark

But he start:

May your cup of sorrow never run dry
May misfortune follow you until the day you die
You are such a nice quiet illiterate lad
Your obnoxious company make me feel glad

I second the motion!

Ah long maga one they call D'arbreu
Say "Three cheers for insipid Sparrow
The fame and fortune that he has accomplished
I wish it all would rapidly diminish
He's a fella that I have always despised
Ah don't know why people does watch him and criticize
His stupidity is unsurpassed
In other words, he's a high hypothetical ass"

May his friends bring him joy and frustration
Impose on him and lift him to degradation
He's a jolly good fellow and a kind reprobate
Unscrupulous and always inconsiderate

May I second the motion?

I couldn't believe people could be so rude
Repaying kindness with ingratitude
Lord, well ah grinding like a sugar mill
I ain't know which one of them to kill
But ah grab meh cutlass and ah pelt a blow
I never see drunken people take off so
Meh wife laugh, she laugh 'til she choke
And telling me I must learn to take a joke

"Pompomloomically speaking you're a pussyistic man," she said
"Most elaquitably full of shitification
Your splendiferous views are too catsarstical
Too cuntimoratic and too bitchilistical!"

Overall Meaning

The song's opening suggests that half of the troubles in the world today come from people who are unsure of what to say, and as a consequence, they use big words that they don't understand in the context that they should be used, essentially using them inaccurately. This assertion is then supported by the Moppers who come by on Christmas Day and boast about their behaviour, suggesting that they had a great time and even offer odd toasts. The lyrics then delve into the kind of toasts these Moppers make, which are malicious and perverse. The lyrics detail the varying kinds of evil wishes that these Moppers had, from wishing their good friend and everyone else enmity, to wishing ill-health and adversity, and disaster and strife eternally. The lead singer then proceeds to call out the friends who had supported these remarks in disbelief and even grew defensive when they were challenged to give reasons why they genuinely believed these malicious wishes were good. The line "May your cup of sorrow never run dry" is one of the many examples of malicious wishes offered by the Moppers, showing clearly how people can sometimes use words that are big and long to disguise the real intentions behind them.


The song highlights the destructive power of words and insights into the importance of being mindful of what we say and how we say it. Furthermore, it underscores the price of ingratitude, reminding listeners that kindness shared ungratefully produces sour reactions. It also reflects the transformation of special occasions in contemporary times as what should have been a time of sharing love and affection among friends and family turned out to be a time of displaying drunkenness and insult. Lastly, the song encourages the audience to laugh and not take things too seriously.


Line by Line Meaning

Half the trouble in the world today
Many problems in the world come from people who do not communicate effectively


Comes from people who don't know what to say
Problems occur because people use big words without understanding their meanings


They like to use words that's big and long
People prefer using long words that make them sound smart, even when they don't make sense in the context


And they ain't know when they using it wrong
They don't know how to use these words properly in a sentence, leading to communication breakdowns


Some Moppers come by me last Christmas Day
Some acquaintances came by on Christmas Day


Eat me out and drink me in the worst of way
They consumed all of my food and drinks selfishly


"Ah had a swell time," they started to boast
They bragged about enjoying their time at my expense


"But before ah go let me make a toast"
Before leaving, they propose a toast


Here's to my good friend I wish that he
A false wish aimed at my health and happiness


And everybody live in enmity
He desires that everyone remains in constant conflict and hostility


I wish him ill-health and adversity
He wishes me to have bad health and face constant misfortunes


Disaster and strife eternally
A wish for bad luck and strife to follow me forever


Ah grab meh cutlass and I tell the louse
I react by grabbing my cutlass and confronting my guests


"You better get to hell out meh house!"
I ask them to leave and never come back


"You can't do him that!" a next one said to me
Someone objects to my reaction


"What he said should make you feel happy"
They argued that their statements intended humor and banter


I was shocked because this was a friend of mine
I was saddened as these individuals were once my friends


I tired lend him money, we just get along fine
I had previously loaned him money, and we have had a good relationship until now


"But when he say he like the remark"
His agreement with vulgar statements surprises me


I say he must be boozed and making skylark
I suggest he is drunk and not serious


May your cup of sorrow never run dry
A wish for me to be unhappy forever


May misfortune follow you until the day you die
A wish for me to face bad luck until I die


You are such a nice quiet illiterate lad
An ironic compliment intended as an insult


Your obnoxious company make me feel glad
They humor themselves with my company's expense


Ah long maga one they call D'arbreu
A thin-looking person named D'arbreu comments


Say "Three cheers for insipid Sparrow
He salutes but insults me indirectly


The fame and fortune that he has accomplished
He acknowledges my success but does not appreciate it


I wish it all would rapidly diminish
He desires my success to decline soon


He's a fella that I have always despised
He admits to hating me for no particular reason


Ah don't know why people does watch him and criticize
He wonders why others watch and condemn me despite my success


His stupidity is unsurpassed
He states my incompetence is unparalleled


In other words, he's a high hypothetical ass
A figure of speech to reinforce his insult


May his friends bring him joy and frustration
He wishes ill will even from those close to him


Impose on him and lift him to degradation
He assumes I am happy about my riches and seeks to bring me down


He's a jolly good fellow and a kind reprobate
He acknowledges my kindness but suggests it's for show only


Unscrupulous and always inconsiderate
He describes me as dishonest and selfish


I couldn't believe people could be so rude
I'm surprised at how nasty and uncivilized they have acted


Repaying kindness with ingratitude
They have not reciprocated my previous generosity


Lord, well ah grinding like a sugar mill
I am filled with anger


I ain't know which one of them to kill
I'm so filled with rage that I'm contemplating violence


Meh wife laugh, she laugh 'til she choke
My wife found the situation amusing


And telling me I must learn to take a joke
She suggests I learn to appreciate humor even if it's vulgar


"Pompomloomically speaking you're a pussyistic man," she said
My wife makes a sarcastic comment about my masculinity


"Most elaquitably full of shitification
An insult and a made-up word to mock my intelligence


Your splendiferous views are too catsarstical
My views are ridiculous according to her


Too cuntimoratic and too bitchilistical!"
The insults keep coming with this nonsensical tripe




Contributed by Wyatt L. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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Comments from YouTube:

@Jevezy

Damn, I love his play on the words. That is why He is the King.

@Jevezy

I love it when Sparrow play with words. I love this calypso, I usually end up laughing out loud.

@SuperSnk1

Fantastic. Just Wonderful. Very, Very Entertaining. Thank you Doc. You are surely the KING.

@bennettstehenson2138

he is such an intelligent person in the way how he write is lyrics. sparrow you an Bobmarley the greatest.

@mervyboy

The number if years i have been looking for this song, i almost thought i had made up hearing it

@elongreen8566

The best this man is so intelligent.

@ExodusPessoa

Great Lyrics

@candyf304

love it mmmm

@datrineebeautee1

ah just love it , nice too badd !

@alton31ellis

I second the motion!

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