Swish
Mike. Lyrics

My bitch got a body like Alba
My significant other has a physique comparable to that of Jessica Alba

What up dog? I'm the alpha
Greeting, my friend. I hold the position of leader within my group

So you better watch out, bruh
It would be wise for you to be cautious around me

And that goes for anyone around us
This advice applies to all those within our vicinity

Planted the money tree with my only fuckin' seed
I invested all of my resources into a venture with great potential for profit

Now it's sproutin'
It has started to produce returns

Never had a fuck to give, so I see
I have never cared much about anything

No fuckin' point in countin'
There is no reason to tally up any numbers

That's for my accountant, he's good at countin'
Counting is a task best suited for my professional financial advisor

Only thing the crib don't got is a fuckin' fountain
The only thing my home is lacking is a decorative water feature

So I need a fountain
I desire a fountain for my residence

Tuey so high up that I feel like I live on a mountain
I am currently in a state of being under the influence of a substance, causing me to feel elevated in altitude

And I'm so high right now I feel like I'm on a mountain
This substance has further amplified my sense of increased elevation

I'm ridin' 'round in a brand new town
I am traveling in a new area in my recently acquired vehicle

With the same old crew that I started with
I am accompanied by the same group of associates that I began my journey with

Yeah the same dudes that I started with
These individuals have remained consistent in their loyalty to me

I'm talkin' way back from the started with
These people were with me from the very beginning

That's the come-up starter kit
These individuals were a key component in my ascent to success

Yeah you gotta get it who you want it with
It is important to surround yourself with those who share your goals and vision

And I'm Mike Trout cause I don't strike out
I am successful and avoid failure, akin to the baseball player Mike Trout who is known for his low strikeout rate

I switched up, now I'm pitchin' hits
I have changed my approach and now I am creating successful and popular works

Now my agent send me scripts
My representative is now providing me with various creative projects to consider

And everybody say I need a deal soon
Many believe that I should sign a contract for my work in the near future

I ain't really gonna make a deal soon
I do not plan on agreeing to any contracts in the immediate future

Cause the TV show 'bout to pop off so
My television program is about to become very successful

I ain't really gotta make a deal soon, nah
There is currently no pressing need for me to enter into a contract

I went lookin' for trouble
I intentionally sought out conflict

Found nothin' I didn't like
I did not encounter anything that displeased me

So that's what I'm 'bout to get tonight
I am planning to engage in activities that satisfy my desires

Got damn
Exclamatory expression of surprise or excitement

Who you know got it like this?
Do you know anyone with a situation as favorable as mine?

Who you know party like this?
Do you know anyone with a party as lively as this?

Takin' shots at the bar like swish
I am successfully making all of my shots while drinking at the bar

Signin' deals without a label involved
I am entering into agreements without a record label intermediary

The size of the checks, you would think that I was still playin' some ball
The amount of money involved in these agreements is comparable to that of a professional athlete

That's a lot of money
The amount of money involved is significant

Baby that's a stretch
However, it is an exaggeration to some degree

Shit, maybe I should stretch cause you know I'm 'bout to run it
Perhaps I should limber up, because I am about to take on a great challenge

And if I ever said it then you know I prolly done it
If I express that I have accomplished something, it is safe to assume that I have indeed succeeded

And I'm still your favorite pitcher 'cause I'm keepin' it a hundred like yeah
I continue to be your preferred artist because I am honest and genuine in my music

I'm not a douche, I just do shit
I am not arrogant or unpleasant; I simply take action

This is more to me than music
My artistic output has greater significance and purpose for me

You can only run the game if the shoe fits
Successful participation in this industry requires a particular skillset

And the pen to the page is the blueprint
My writing and creation process is the foundation for the rest of my work

And when the game's on the line, I'm the stencil
When the stakes are high, I am the one who stands out and makes an impact

Left my prints on the field like I'm Cecil
I have made a significant impression on my chosen field of work, similar to Cecil Fielder's impact on baseball

Just touched down in Beantown like a lentil
I have just arrived in Boston, using lentils as a playful comparison to the city's nickname

Smokin' out the window in the rental, yeah
I am smoking while driving in a rented vehicle

And I'm wingin' it, you'd think I had a few Red Bulls, yeah
I am improvising and flying by the seat of my pants, with the energy of someone who has consumed energy drinks

And my schedule's hectic so that shit's essential, yeah
Due to my busy agenda, certain actions are crucial for my success

And I throw back so many drinks I'm feelin' retro, yeah
I am drinking a large amount of alcohol, to the point that I feel like I am living in a past era

But it's a new era, no Mitchell & Ness though
Despite my outdated feel, I am embracing the present and not wearing retro sports attire

You can see it all if the view's right
With the right perspective, all aspects of my life are easily visible

I've been goin' up quite a few flights
I have been experiencing a great deal of success and progress lately

Nah I ain't fallin' off but you might
Though I am achieving new heights, others may not fare as well

True life and I finally got the tunes right
This is my authentic life, and I have finally produced music that accurately reflects that

Better cop that shit, red and blue lights
I recommend obtaining my music, even if it means being caught by the police

Takin' bottles to the face like I'm Shoenice
I am drinking alcohol quickly, similar to internet personality Shoenice

Yeah that's that shit that I do like
This is an activity that brings me pleasure

Nah I ain't gonna puke but Blue might, you right, yeah
I do not anticipate vomiting, but one of my companions might

Pukes You good? (Yeah)
Are you feeling okay after vomiting? (Yes)

Turned my life into a lifestyle
I have made my way of living into a brand and image

That's my life now
This is what my existence revolves around

Got people tattin' up their skin with every word I write down
My lyrics have inspired fans to tattoo my words onto their bodies

Got me like, "Wow"
This shocks and amazes me

I guess I'm the one to keep your eye on
As a result of my success and growing popularity, it would be wise to follow my career

In my top five, I'm Dylan
When creating a list of the greatest artists, I am among the top five, compared to Bob Dylan

And Dylan and Dylan and Dylan
My ability and influence is comparable to three iterations of Bob Dylan

If my girl Giselle then I'm Tom
If my female companion is Giselle Bündchen, then I am Tom Brady

And now I'm on your TV screen like, "Hi mom"
I have achieved enough success to appear on television, saying hello to my mother

Got Gerry up on TMZ like, "Hi mom" (Hi mom)
My achievements have been significant enough to be discussed on entertainment news program TMZ, again greeting my mother

Swear to God I'm not high, mom
I assure you, mother, that I am in a sober state of mind

Wait, okay, sorry I lied, mom
Actually, I must admit I was being untruthful earlier

Man I told my father I'd be goin' farther
I previously promised my dad that I would achieve great things

Cause my flows are harder than a throw from Rowengarter
My rapping style is tougher and stronger than a powerful throw from former Major League Baseball player Jim Rowengartner

Broke both my arms and now they both are stronger
Even though I experienced adversity by injuring both of my arms, they have healed and are now more capable

Then I dip like Copenhagen, oh my God and...
I leave in a similar fashion to plugging a can of smokeless tobacco, and exclaim my amazement with an exclamation of the Lord's name

Tell them, you never know when they wanna listen, so
It is important to communicate your message, but you never know when people will want to listen, so be prepared for the opportunity