The legend of Mike Stud dates back to his days growing up (some even say bl… Read Full Bio ↴The legend of Mike Stud dates back to his days growing up (some even say blowing up) as one of Providence, Rhode Island’s greatest ball players of all time. As a highly touted high school Senior at Saint Raphael’s Academy, Stud’s work on the mound earned him Rhode Island’s 2006 Gatorade Player of the Year and Louisville Slugger Player of the Year honors. So when the Duke Blue Devils came knocking, he packed up his .354 batting average and 107 senior season strikeouts and headed to Durham.

But it was the heat Stud was tossing off the field that was raising eyebrows and bobbing heads. It wasn’t until the end of his Junior year that Stud would hone his hidden hip-hop skills. After two strong seasons at Duke, including an All-American Freshman year, Tommy John Surgery put Stud on the sidelines. Suddenly rhyming became an outlet to pass the time. But his flow was too impressive to be overlooked. Stud’s knack for clever rhymes and witty punches caught the attention of his peers and earned the respect of local artists. One in particular, Gerven, quickly noticed Stud’s swagger. One trip to Boston, four tracks and a photo shoot later, the duo launched Mike Stud as we know him. Now a graduate student at Georgetown University, Stud’s taking it day by day–a tough task when your hit single “Club Fantasy” is bumping non-stop on the radio in Providence and soon to be in Boston and D.C.

Bottom line, the kid’s just what his name suggests—-a Stud. Clearly the accomplishments he’s achieved in his life are a testament to his passions. Whether it’s baseball or his academics, Mike Stud has consistently found a way to do things bigger and better than most. With very little musical background, he’s already causing a stir in the industry. Armed with fresh beats and his signature flow, Stud’s bringing a smarter type of fresh to the hip-hop scene. The kid’s got it. Now it’s just a matter of time before everyone knows it.

College Humor
Mike Stud Lyrics

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Man I love college, I never wanna leave this place
Van Wilder, I got the keys to the gate
Hold up, hold up, yeah (I think it's my turn)
Let me get up in your ear (like a sad learn)
Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed
And if you don't like the track than you need to rewind
I stay going hard, I'm Cal Ripken boy
Leanin' on the cup I'm sippin boy, I'm gifted boy

Making money chips ahoy!
Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy
(I'm moving up) Yeah, and it's a quick decision
Fresh all my work is in mint condition
Peep the precision, surgeon on the track
Fuck goin' in, I'm 'bout to make a quick incision
And I go about my flow quite swiftly
Go fast, then I change it up like Cliff Lee

And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But I don't really mean a damn thing
I just wanna go home and fuck them
So I, I'm just tryin'' to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin'' to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin'' to have fun (Yeah)
Sorry girl, I'm just tryin'' to have fun

Now I love all the girls, but it's still cash first
'Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve
It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me
I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee
And I'm so hot right now it might melt her
And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker
Haha, God dammit I'm a douche
Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops
It's been two months and I might get famous, cocky
Talk more shit than Skip Bayless, sorry
And you really ain't living how I'm livin'
Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fittin' (Dam)
Nah, I'm just kidding, I swear I'm deserving
Comin' for the top spot quicker than a virgin
And it's over, checker the flag
Big heart mo'fucker, with a pecker to match

And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But I don't really mean a damn thing
I just wanna go home and fuck them
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
So I, I'm just tryin' to have fun
Sorry girl, I'm just tryin' to have fun

I'm tryin'' to have F-U-N
If you don't like it, F-U-then, bitch

Overall Meaning

The song "College Humor" by Mike Stud is an upbeat rap song that talks about the love for college life and partying. The first verse talks about how much the singer loves college and how he never wants to leave. He compares himself to Van Wilder, a comedy movie character known for throwing wild parties. The line "Hold up, hold up, yeah (I think it's my turn)" implies that he's about to take over the party and show off his rapping skills. He then compares himself to famous baseball player Derek Jeter, saying he just needs to be signed. He confidently boasts about his talent and says if you don't like his track, you need to rewind. He also compares his hard work and determination to Cal Ripken, a legendary baseball player known for his consecutive game streak. He talks about making money and moving up like Lane Kiffin, a football coach. The verse ends with him saying he's a surgeon on the track and is about to make a quick incision.

In the chorus, the singer repeats he's just trying to have fun and apologizes to the girls he meets for not really meaning anything he says. He mentions how he's just trying to enjoy his life and have a good time. He also addresses the negative criticism he's received and tells those who don't like it that they can leave.

The second verse starts with the singer saying that, as much as he loves girls, money is still his priority. He wants to live a luxurious lifestyle and compares himself to a "bad serve" in tennis, saying he just wants to "ball out." He brags about being famous and all over the internet like Brett Favre, a famous football player who was involved in a scandal. He also references Wes Welker, a famous football player known for catching balls. He then admits to being a jerk but claims that he deserves everything he's earned. He also mentions how he's getting more popular and is quicker than a "virgin" in terms of climbing the ranks. He ends the verse saying he has a big heart and a "pecker to match."

Overall, the song celebrates the college lifestyle and partying, but also acknowledges the singer's desire for fame and fortune.

Line by Line Meaning

Man I love college, I never wanna leave this place
I love everything college has to offer, and I don't want to leave this experience behind.

Van Wilder, I got the keys to the gate
I feel like Van Wilder in this world, I have the power to make things happen and I'm in control.

Hold up, hold up, yeah (I think it's my turn)
Excuse me for a second, I have something important to say and I should take center stage.

Let me get up in your ear (like a sad learn)
Let me share my thoughts with you, like a secret that only you and I can know about.

Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed
I am ready to take my talent to the next level, like Derek Jeter signing a deal with a team.

And if you don't like the track than you need to rewind
If you're not a fan of this track, you need to listen to it again and reconsider.

I stay going hard, I'm Cal Ripken boy
I always put in maximum effort, like Cal Ripken Jr. playing every game of his career.

Leanin' on the cup I'm sippin boy, I'm gifted boy
I am naturally talented and confident, casually sipping on my drink as I perform.

Making money chips ahoy!
I'm making a lot of money, like chips ahoy cookies stacking up in a pile.

Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy
I am always moving forward and improving, like Lane Kiffin's career as a coach.

(I'm moving up) Yeah, and it's a quick decision
I am making quick decisions and taking quick action to achieve my goals.

Fresh all my work is in mint condition
My work is fresh and in perfect condition, like a brand new mint.

Peep the precision, surgeon on the track
Notice the precision in my work, I am an expert when it comes to music like a surgeon is to operating on patients.

Fuck goin' in, I'm 'bout to make a quick incision
I am not going to hold back, I'm going to make a mark quickly and boldly like an incision made by a surgeon.

And I go about my flow quite swiftly
I move quickly and smoothly with my music, like a flowing river.

Go fast, then I change it up like Cliff Lee
I go fast with my music and then switch it up, like Cliff Lee changing his pitch strategy.

And I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls that I care about them the same, but it's not necessarily true.

I'm telling all the girls I love them
I am using the word 'love' loosely and not truly in love with anyone in particular.

But I don't really mean a damn thing
I don't really mean it when I talk about love or feelings, it's just words.

I just wanna go home and fuck them
I am only in it for sex, and not looking for a relationship.

So I, I'm just tryin'' to have fun
I am just trying to enjoy myself and have fun with no strings attached.

Sorry girl, I'm just tryin'' to have fun
I apologize if that's not what you're looking for, but I'm only looking for fun.

Now I love all the girls, but it's still cash first
I may love all the girls, but my top priority is still making money.

'Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve
I want to live lavishly and spend money recklessly, like hitting a terrible serve in tennis.

It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me
It's a fact that many girls are attracted to me and want to meet me.

I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee
I am everywhere and all over the internet, like Brett Favre's infamous scandal.

And I'm so hot right now it might melt her
I am very desirable and attractive right now, to the point of melting her heart.

And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker
She is able to 'catch' and handle my advances better than Wes Welker catches footballs.

Haha, God dammit I'm a douche
I am aware that my behavior can come off as douchey, but I can't help it.

Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops
I have been all over the world and living life to the fullest, but I'm not playing basketball.

It's been two months and I might get famous, cocky
I am feeling confident and arrogant about my chances of getting famous, despite it only being two months since my last hit.

Talk more shit than Skip Bayless, sorry
I talk a lot of trash, even more so than the controversial sports pundit Skip Bayless.

And you really ain't living how I'm livin'
You can't even imagine the lifestyle I'm living, it's on another level.

Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fittin' (Dam)
I am getting so much sexual action, that my hat (fitted) no longer fits my head properly.

Nah, I'm just kidding, I swear I'm deserving
I'm joking about getting too much action, but I assure you that I deserve everything I'm getting.

Comin' for the top spot quicker than a virgin
I am moving quickly towards the top spot, faster than someone who is a virgin (less experienced).

And it's over, checker the flag
The race is over and I've won, like when a checkered flag is waved at the end of a race.

Big heart mo'fucker, with a pecker to match
I have a big heart and a matching sexual organ, making me a desirable partner.

I'm tryin'' to have F-U-N
I am trying to have fun and enjoy myself.

If you don't like it, F-U-then, bitch
If you don't like what I'm doing, then you can go F-U-yourself, I don't care.

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