(Mike Will made it)
The song was created by the artist Mike Will Made-It.

I'm in the club, high off purp', with some shades on
I am currently at the nightclub and under the influence of purple drink, wearing sunglasses.

Tatted up, mini skirt, with my J's on
I have tattoos, I am wearing a short skirt, and I have Jordan brand shoes on.

J's on my feet
I am wearing Jordan brand shoes.

So get like me
You should emulate me by also wearing Jordan brand shoes.

I be in the club standing on the couch
I am standing on a couch in the night club.

In them Wolf Greys like it's my house
I am wearing a type of Jordan brand shoes while standing on the couch like it's my own property.

Drinking out the bottle, I got no respect
I am currently disrespecting norms by drinking alcohol straight out of the bottle.

Looking like a model, who just got a check
I resemble a model fresh off getting paid.

I back it up, cause I don't give a fuck
I move my body suggestively, because I do not care what others think about me.

If you a lame, that's a shame you can't hang with us
If you do not conform to our standards, that is too bad, as you cannot be a part of our group.

I'm MC Hammer fly, you can't touch
I am very stylish and trendy, and you cannot imitate my style.

J's so fly I should work at Flight Club
My Jordan brand shoes are so stylish that I could easily work at a store that sells them.

Put on my J's and dance the whole night away
I plan on taking advantage of the comfort of my Jordan brand shoes and dancing the entire evening.

I'm naughty by nature like I'm hip-hop hooray
I have a rebellious spirit akin to that of the hip-hop music group Naughty by Nature.

My hands in the sky, I wave 'em from side to side
I am raising my hands and waving them from side to side in a celebratory fashion.

My feet on the floor, I'm 'bout to turn up now
I am standing on the ground, and I am about to party hard.

I be rockin' J's or
I am typically wearing Jordan brand shoes, but I also wear other types of shoes.

I be rockin' Taylor's
I also wear a type of Converse shoes called Chuck Taylors.

I got lots of flavors, my kick game is major
I have a variety of different shoes and my shoe collection is impressive.

More kicks than the players, call me up I'm scorin'
I have more shoes than the athletes themselves, and I am winning at the shoe game.

Hit it like a free throw, tongue out like I'm Jordan
I am performing a sexual act with great accuracy and energy, and sticking my tongue out like Michael Jordan did during his basketball games.

Smiley, Miley, come swing the thing right by me
Smiley is my nickname, and I am requesting that Miley Cyrus come dance close to me.

Gotta a joint if you wanna get stoned, got choppers if they wanna try me
I have marijuana to share with anyone who wants to get high, but warn that I also have weapons to defend myself.

Pro athlete I'm not no wannabe
I am not a professional athletic player, but I do appreciate the athletic shoe style.

Waitress asked how many bottles? I said 23
The server asked me how many bottles of alcohol I wanted. I requested 23, which is also the same number on Michael Jordan's jersey.

I stay showin' out, my kick game is a beast
I enjoy showing off my shoe collection, which is incredibly impressive.

I got thirty pair of J's that ain't never been released
I have a collection of thirty pairs of Jordan brand shoes that have not yet been made available for sale.

Flu game twelve, Space Jam 11
I have a particular style of Jordan brand shoes called Flu Game 12s, and Space Jam 11s.

On the hype beast sick, they gon' need a paramedic
My shoe collection is so impressive that it generates a lot of hype in the fashion community, and those interested are becoming ill from excitement.

Turn up, turn up, turn up, I got trippy, I stay live
I am increasing the excitement and energy of the nightclub, and I am having a great time in the process.

All this purple in my cup, match them grape 5's
The liquor in my cup is purple and matches the color scheme of my Grape 5 Jordan brand shoes.

I'm so high, I got three bitches that go bi
I am currently extremely intoxicated and have three female companions who are bisexual.

I'm so fly, I'm gettin' head like a blow dryer
I am so stylish and appealing that I am receiving oral sex, likened to the function of a blow dryer.