Almond Milk Paradise
Milo Lyrics

When I was a boy, I collected old coins
I used to have a hobby in collecting old coins when I was young

I never knew which word to use
I am often indecisive when it comes to word usage

Patina, or verdigris
I was confused between the patina or verdigris when describing the coins

Who wants to talk about copper carbonates?
No one really wants to have a discussion on copper carbonates

Did you happen to catch that new show on prison inmates?
Did you see the new program about prisoners?

I had this really sophomoric idea that maybe it's a meta-commentary on the viewer
I once had an immature thought that the show might be a commentary on its viewers

And we, you know, you and I are actually the prisoners
I thought that the show was trying to convey that we are the prisoners

I didn't think that would impress you
I didn't expect that to impress you

I can rebuild castle Grayskull from a pile of dirty laundry
I am confident I can rebuild a structure from a seemingly random pile of materials

Pretty sure that'll keep those pesky demons from haunting me
I am convinced that rebuilding the castle will keep demons away from me

I am the logical conclusion of the Reading Rainbow generation
I am what can be considered the logical outcome of the people from the Reading Rainbow generation

Maybe I'm LeVar Burton
I am entertaining the possibility of being LeVar Burton

How can anyone be certain that they're not LeVar Burton
It's difficult to say for sure that you're not LeVar Burton

I rep those four eyes like Geordi La Forge
I proudly represent people who wear eyeglasses like Geordi La Forge

I swallowed a gorge of anguish
I had to swallow a large amount of emotional pain

Then I painted portraits which undersold on Craigslist
I painted portraits that didn't sell well on Craigslist

I've never begged for my life
I have never pleaded for my life

I've never used my last wish
I have never used my final wish

I've never been an ass kiss
I have never been a flatterer

I've broken my fair share of mattresses
I have broken a respectable number of mattresses

By jumping on them, doing back flips on them
I broke them by jumping and doing back flips on them

And pretending they were trampolines
I pretended that the mattresses were trampolines

I'm a nasty rapper, and I'll pop your spleen
I am a rapper who is aggressive and has the ability to hurt you

Make sure my casket's clean
Please make sure that my casket is kept clean

These bastards rocking lean
These people are consuming a lot of codeine-based cough syrup

And their pockets are stained with Aspercreme
Their pockets have spilled Aspercreme on them

While I'm in the back learning basket weave
While I'm at the back learning how to weave baskets

With Aquaman
I'm learning how to weave baskets with Aquaman

They sent postdated facsimiles of their hot demands
They sent future-dated copies of their requests

I am the type of nigga to blind you with pocket sand
I am the type of person who will throw pocket sand in your eyes

The papyrus scroll will rot on my igerator door
The papyrus scroll on my fridge door will eventually perish

They say I snore but I am dreaming of nice things
People say I snore, but I dream of pleasant and beautiful things

Like a black Pegasus with lightning wings
I dreamt of a black Pegasus with wings made of lightning

Blast it all
I'm frustrated

If I die, who will collect all of the remaining dragon balls
If I die, who will retrieve all the Dragon balls that remain?

You're a bad dude with those rad tattoos
You are a cool guy with your great tattoos

I remember your bible camp snafu
I remember the blunder you did at the bible camp

I'm an infinitely more handsome Dhalsim
I'm much more attractive than Dhalsim

You should sniff my ball skin
You should smell my scrotum

Some days I rap like Latyrx
Some days I rap like Latyrx does

Some days I rap like Rick Ross and them
Some days I perform rap like Rick Ross or other similar artists

Used to carry a moleskin with no sketches
I used to carry a Moleskine notebook without any drawing in it

When the pigs bolted in I was playing Tetris
When the cops came in, I was busy playing Tetris

My whole tribe feasts on rice and beans
My entire people consume rice and beans for their meal

I'll be in the library with the bummy jeans
I'll be at the library wearing scruffy jeans

Bummy face, bummy watch
I have an untidy face and also an untidy watch

Bummy rap style that you found on blogspot
My style of music is a bit scruffy and you can easily find it on Blogspot

Scribbling hegemonic ruminations
Writing down thoughts regarding dominant leadership and power structures

I need to eat more veggie bacon
I need to consume more vegetarian bacon

This is not a country for old heads
This location is not a place for outdated people

My pants are weaved of gold thread
My pants are made of woven gold thread

And my pockets are silk
The pockets of my clothes are made of silk

Find a kid getting sloppy drinking chocolate almond milk
Find a child who is drinking chocolate almond milk messily

Don't listen to music that's hard copy
Avoid listening to music in the form of CDs or cassettes

I'm scrubbing my palms of guilt
I'm trying to get rid of my guilty conscience

Praying your fauna wilt
I hope your animals/plants die

And your mom will memorialize your pet dog with a quilt
Your mother will make a memorial quilt for your deceased pet dog

Maybe if I learned to sing raspy like Gonjasufi
Perhaps if I knew how to sing in a raspy manner like Gonjasufi

I wouldn't always feel so fucking poopy
I'd avoid feeling so upset and exhausted all the time

This is the almond milk paradise
This is a kind of paradise where you drink almond milk

No way
Definitely not