Let Me Fix My Weave
Missy Elliott Lyrics


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What's up motherfuckers
I need to know is V-A up in this bitch
New York St. Louis Chicago Philly LA Atlanta
I'm diggin' that
But how about the ladies that got a head full of fake weave or braids
Holla at ya peoples
Oh see'mon
Ooh baby let me fix my weave
Touch me up and let me fix my weave
You could pick me up about a quarter to three
Before I walk in the club
I gotta fix my weave
(Oh) Baby fix my weave
Baby baby let me fix my weave
On the highway I do above ninety
(Woo-woo) pull me over get the fake ID

I met a guy named Tommy
Very charming
He was on me like cheese be on macaroni
His game real tight making me so horny
Fine enough for us to fuck and be his baby mommy
You really don't know me
So I moves it slowly
Brush up and let him hold me
Let me spit some baloney
Baby you could call me
If you go down on me
But you got to back up off me
Wearing cubic zirconium
I told him baby let me fix my weave
I got a hair out of place and use a fake ID
Pepe LePew voulez vous ooh oui
You want to misdemeanor me
You gotta spend more G's (ohhwee)

Ooh baby let me fix my weave
Touch me up and let me fix my weave
You could pick me up about a quarter to three
Before I walk in the club
I gotta fix my weave
(Oohwee) Baby fix my weave
Baby baby let me fix my weave
On the highway I do above ninety
(Woo-woo) pull me over get the fake ID

I used to date a guy named Chris
Sloppy with his kiss
But he was good with his tongue
I called him Mr. Young One
Mr. Young One had a big ding-dong
Balls the size of ping-pong
I had him souped like won-ton
I put the beat on
And on my ass he skeet on
I put the heat on young gun
Fresh meat he season
Yes yes we used to creep down the beach
He was insane like Rick James
And with a mask he's Superfreak
I told him gimme cash to fix my weave
And I don't want no excuses 'bout your baby mommy
Cause your child support money don't fix my weave
And you know nigga please me no fuck for free

Ooh baby let me fix my weave
Touch me up and let me fix my weave
You could pick me up about a quarter to three
Before I walk in the club
I gotta fix my weave
(Oh) Baby fix my weave
Baby baby let me fix my weave
On the highway I do above ninety
(Woo-woo) pull me over get the fake ID

I got a call from Joe
He used to call me J.Lo
Hey-lo how you doing
Used to ask who I was screwing
Joe was pursuing
Sex was good all ooh-in
Moan he was grown
He would fuck me 'til the mo'nin'
I used to get vex when he would sex another bitch
Said Baby don't trip just like Ben I'm rich
Jen don't bitch then Miss don't bitch
Lopez get rich call me Miss Affleck
I tell him baby I need a new weave
Because my tracks feel whack
I want to hit the party
You want to play like Ben then give me your keys
Cause even Jen drive a Benz to go fix a weave

Ooh baby let me fix my weave
Touch me up and let me fix my weave
You could pick me up about a quarter to three
Before I walk in the club
I gotta fix my weave
(Oh) Baby fix my weave
Baby baby let me fix my weave
On the highway I do above ninety
(Woo-woo) pull me over get the fake ID

To the heavy weave cities
Miami Jersey D.C. the Carolinas Detroit Louisville Ohio to all the projects
To the beauty salons
And curling irons stitching in that (?) hair




Okay oohwee yeah fix your weave
Straight up like a perm you heard

Overall Meaning

Missy Elliott's song Let Me Fix My Weave is a playful commentary on the lengths some women will go to fix their fake hair before going out to party. The song opens with an introduction calling out various cities and regions but specifically shouting out the ladies with braids and fake hair, before launching into the chorus. The chorus itself is quite catchy with Elliott singing about needing to fix her weave before she steps out. The verse starts with her recounting a story about a man who was trying to woo her and make her his "baby mommy", but she takes things slowly and makes him fix her weave before she considers taking things further. She then moves onto another story about a man who she calls Mr. Young One - who was great in bed but not so much with kissing. Elliott mentions that he had to provide cash to help her fix her weave and takes the opportunity to name-check Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.


Line by Line Meaning

What's up motherfuckers
Missy Elliott greets her listeners with an informal, cheery tone


I need to know is V-A up in this bitch
Missy Elliott asks if people from Virginia are present in the area


New York St. Louis Chicago Philly LA Atlanta
Missy Elliott names some of the cities where she has followers


I'm diggin' that
Missy Elliott expresses appreciation for her followers in different cities


But how about the ladies that got a head full of fake weave or braids
Missy Elliott talks about women who wear hair extensions or braids


Holla at ya peoples
Missy Elliott calls for attention and communication among women who wear hair extensions or braids


Oh see'mon
Missy Elliott urges women to join her


Ooh baby let me fix my weave
Missy Elliott asks for help to adjust her hair extension


Touch me up and let me fix my weave
Missy Elliott requests assistance to groom her hair extensions


You could pick me up about a quarter to three
Missy Elliott schedules a time for her appearance at a significant place


Before I walk in the club
Missy Elliott is going to a club


I gotta fix my weave
Missy Elliott needs to adjust her hair extension before going to the club


(Oh) Baby fix my weave
Missy Elliott repeats her request for her hair extension to be adjusted


On the highway I do above ninety
Missy Elliott drives fast on the highway


(Woo-woo) pull me over get the fake ID
Missy Elliott jokes about being pulled over and having a fake ID because of her hair extensions


I met a guy named Tommy
Missy Elliott shares a story about meeting a man named Tommy


Very charming
Missy Elliott compliments Tommy's personality


He was on me like cheese be on macaroni
Tommy was very interested in Missy Elliott


His game real tight making me so horny
Tommy's flirting made Missy Elliott sexually aroused


Fine enough for us to fuck and be his baby mommy
Tommy was attractive enough to have sex with and potentially have a child with Missy Elliott


You really don't know me
Missy Elliott reminds Tommy that he doesn't truly know her


So I moves it slowly
Missy Elliott takes things slow and cautiously with Tommy


Brush up and let him hold me
Missy Elliott embraces Tommy


Let me spit some baloney
Missy Elliott cheats by telling Tommy false stories


Baby you could call me
Missy Elliott tells Tommy to call her


If you go down on me
Missy Elliott negotiates a sexual act with Tommy


But you got to back up off me
Missy Elliott warns Tommy to respect her personal space


Wearing cubic zirconium
Missy Elliott mentions her fake jewelry


I told him baby let me fix my weave
Missy Elliott needs to fix her hair extension again


I got a hair out of place and use a fake ID
Missy Elliott offers an excuse for having a fake ID and needing to fix her hair extension again


Pepe LePew voulez vous ooh oui
Missy Elliott sings a line from a French cartoon character, which means nothing


You want to misdemeanor me
Missy Elliott jokes about getting in trouble for her appearance


You gotta spend more G's (ohhwee)
Missy Elliott jokes that getting out of trouble will cost a lot of money


I used to date a guy named Chris
Missy Elliott shares a story about a man named Chris she used to date


Sloppy with his kiss
Missy Elliott did not enjoy Chris's kissing style


But he was good with his tongue
Chris was good at performing oral sex


I called him Mr. Young One
Missy Elliott assigned Chris with a nickname


Mr. Young One had a big ding-dong
Chris had a large penis


Balls the size of ping-pong
Chris's testicles were exceptionally large


I had him souped like won-ton
Missy Elliott had Chris completely devoted to her


I put the beat on
Missy Elliott had sex with Chris


And on my ass he skeet on
Chris ejaculated on Missy Elliott's buttocks


I put the heat on young gun
Missy Elliott turned up the sexual tension with Chris


Fresh meat he season
Missy Elliott made a sexual pun about preparing fresh meat


Yes yes we used to creep down the beach
Missy Elliott shares a memory of intimate moments with Chris on the beach


He was insane like Rick James
Chris was sexually reckless like Rick James


And with a mask he's Superfreak
Chris wore a mask during sex


I told him gimme cash to fix my weave
Missy Elliott asked Chris for money to fix her hair extension


And I don't want no excuses 'bout your baby mommy
Missy Elliott made it clear Chris cannot use his kid as an excuse for not giving her money


Cause your child support money don't fix my weave
Missy Elliott explains that child support does not pay for her hair extensions


And you know nigga please me no fuck for free
Missy Elliott reminds Chris that she does not have sex for free


To the heavy weave cities
Missy Elliott shouts out cities known for having many people wearing hair extensions


Miami Jersey D.C. the Carolinas Detroit Louisville Ohio to all the projects
Missy Elliott names specific cities and areas where she thinks there are many people who wear hair extensions


To the beauty salons
Missy Elliott acknowledges the importance of hair salons in the process of wearing hair extensions


And curling irons stitching in that (?) hair
Missy Elliott mentions the type of tools and techniques used in hair salons to install hair extensions


Okay oohwee yeah fix your weave
Missy Elliott encourages people listening to fix their hair extensions like she does


Straight up like a perm you heard
Missy Elliott compares adjusting hair extensions to getting a perm




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: MELISSA A. ELLIOTT, TIMOTHY Z. MOSLEY

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