5. Be Our Guest
Mitchell Hope Lyrics

Ma cherie Mademoiselle,
We are addressing you with fondness and respect as a young lady.

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure
We take immense pride in having you here tonight and it brings us the greatest joy.

That we welcome you tonight
We extend our warmest welcome to you tonight.

And now, we invite you to relax
We would like to invite you to sit back and unwind.

Let us pull up a chair
We are happy to provide you with a seat.

As the dining room proudly presents
We take pride in presenting to you our dining room.

Your dinner!
We wish to present to you an exquisite dinner.

Be our guest
We would be honored if you would take part in this dining experience.

Put our service to the test
Allow us to demonstrate and showcase our exceptional service.

Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
We suggest that you place your napkin on your lap to avoid any spills.

And we'll provide the rest
We will take care of everything else.

Soup du jour
Today's soup

Hot hors d'oeuvres
Delicious appetizers

Why, we only live to serve
We are here solely to serve and accommodate your needs.

Try the grey stuff
We highly recommend trying the gray-colored dish.

It's delicious!
We assure you that it is absolutely delicious.

Don't believe me?
If you are doubtful,

Ask the dishes
You can ask the enchanted dishes if you need more convincing.

They can sing, sing sing
These delightful dishes can even sing for you.

They can dance dance dance
They can also dance for your entertainment.

After all, Miss, this is France
We are proud to showcase the best of French cuisine and hospitality.

And the dinner here is never second best
We take great care to ensure that our diners receive nothing but the best.

Go on, unfold your menu
Please feel free to peruse the menu.

Take a glance and then you'll
Once you have looked at the menu, you will

Be our guest
Be more than welcome to join us for dinner.

Oui, our guest
Yes, our guest.

Be our guest
You are most welcome to join us.

C'mon, yeah be our guest, guest guest
Come on and join us, we insist.

Beef ragout
A delicious beef stew

Cheese souffle
A savory dish made of cheese and eggs

Pie and pudding en flambe
A dessert that will be flambéed before serving.

We'll prepare and serve with flair
We will be sure to prepare and serve the meal with the utmost style and grace.

A culinary cabaret
We are putting on a show with our exceptional culinary skills.

You're alone
We understand that you may have come alone.

And you're scared
You may be feeling nervous.

But the banquet's all prepared
But rest assured, we have everything ready.

No one's gloomy or complaining
We strive to maintain a positive and welcoming environment.

While the flatware's entertaining
Even our silverware is working to bring you joy.

We tell jokes
We will entertain you with jokes.

I do tricks
We will impress you with tricks.

With my fellow candlesticks
Together with the other candlesticks.

And it's all in perfect taste
All of our entertainment is carried out in good, refined taste.

That you can bet
You can be certain of that.

Come on and lift your glass
We invite you to raise your glass.

You've won your own free pass
You have earned your right to be here because of your merit and good taste.

To be our guest
To enjoy this delightful dining experience.

If you're stressed
If you are feeling stressed out or unhappy.

It's fine dining we suggest
We wholeheartedly recommend fine dining as a solution to your worries.

Be our guest
Please join us for the evening.

Be our guest
We would be honored if you would be our guest.

Be our guest
Please come and enjoy this wonderful experience with us.

Be our guest
We insist that you allow us to entertain and serve you tonight.