Changüich a la Chichona
Molotov Lyrics

Al pastor me echo una gringa
I ordered a taco al pastor with pineapple and cilantro, but with a flour tortilla instead of corn

mas lechuga a la pechuga
I want extra lettuce on my grilled chicken

Muslo aqui muslo aca y papas a la francesa
I'll have the fried chicken drumsticks and thighs with French fries on the side

quisiera comer mas de esa
I really like this food and want more of it

pero esta mas buena la hamburguesa
However, the hamburger is even better

ella quiere un king de polla
My friend wants a Burger King chicken sandwich

sushilitto no la llena
The sushi burrito didn't fill her up

traiga un caldo pal Tlalpeño
I would like a spicy chicken soup from Tlalpan

un spagetti al albañil
Can I have spaghetti with chorizo and chile peppers?

traele un trio de Mac a Anita
Bring my friend Anita a trio of McDonald's cheeseburgers

y traete un combo para mi
And bring me a combo meal as well

pero mira nomas que tortas
Look at those sandwiches over there

oh se ven tan deliciosas
They look so delicious

cubana o una hawaiana sin chile y sin cebollas
I'll take either a Cuban or Hawaiian sandwich, without any peppers or onions

No quiero comer mas Kentuchy chota
I don't want to eat KFC anymore

o pincho a la española
Or Spanish-style skewers

la de Sanders mas discreta
The recipe for Sanders' fried chicken is a well-kept secret

no revela su receta
They won't reveal what's in their special seasoning

estan muy buenas sus garnachas
Their Mexican-style street food is delicious

pero quiero echar bailon
But I also want to dance

quiere su chorizo en papas
My friend wants his chorizo sausage with potatoes

o en barras de camaron
Or wrapped in shrimp skewers

Now if you´re hungry for some bologna
If you're in the mood for some fake meat

and you got some buns that you wanna show me
And you want to have sex with me

open up wide you can eat
Get ready to have sex with me

this Oscar Meyer that´s really boney
My penis is skinny

I want to get down into your juju bees
I want to perform oral sex on you

and I think i´m gonna flick em´
And I'll use my tongue to stimulate you

you tities are smelin like chocolate chip
Your breasts smell like chocolate

ice-cream n´ I think I wanna lick em.
And I want to lick them

I got some hot beef for that rump roast
I have an erection and want to have sex with you

but you gotta say please
But you have to ask nicely

I'll dig into that thigh everytime but
I'll have sex with your thigh, but

but hold the cottage cheese
Don't want to see any cellulite

And for dessert we can do the works
For dessert, we can do everything

I´ll put my whip cream in your pie hole
I want to put whipped cream in your mouth

and don´t flinch when you feel a pinch on
And don't be surprised when I pinch you on

that pretty litlle taco
Your small but beautiful vulva

Cuz I´ve tried to pry
And because I've tried

a bearded clam that would no budge
To have sex with a woman who didn't want to

so I went around the corner to keep on trying
So I found another woman to have sex with

and I got a little fudge
And I had a little bit of anal sex

Para papas las de Wendy´s
I prefer Wendy's French fries

pero no las presta
But my friend won't share hers

mas mueve un par de tetas
She's more interested in showing off her breasts

qur chinguero de carretas
Like a horny truck driver

traiga un espaggeti al burro
Can I have spaghetti with meat sauce?

con una cerveza en lata
And a beer in a can

la de malas que en la horchata
It's too bad that the horchata

le pisen su quinta pata
Has too much cinnamon in it

guardenle unos chilaquiles
Save some chilaquiles for breakfast

pa mañana el desayuno
For tomorrow's breakfast

y unos huevos divorciados
And some 'divorced' eggs with two sauces

no queremos enredarnos
We don't want to get complicated

bimbo blanco o integral
White or whole wheat bread

no me importa me da igual
It doesn't matter to me

papa chapata mama chapata
Dad wants a ciabatta bread sandwich, and so does Mom

y aqui estan sus chapatines
And here are your mini ciabatta rolls

dinotriple o brontodoble
Do you want a triple or double patty for your burger?

quarter pounder whopper doble
Or a double quarter-pounder or Whopper

quiero hacerle un sandwichito
I want to make you a little sandwich

baile mas apretadito
Let's dance more close together

mejor que la lambada
Better than the lambada dance

una pecada a la italiana
Let's have some sinful Italian food

quiero bailar con la bola
I want to dance with the lady with big boobs

pero con la mas chichona
But especially with the one with the biggest

Changuich a changuich a
Sandwich after sandwich

changuich a la chichona
I want sandwiches from the woman with the big breasts

(Changuich) Changuich a
I need more sandwiches

(changuich) Changuicha
Make me another sandwich

(Changuich) changuicha la chichona.
I want sandwiches, from the woman with the big breasts.