Funky Cold Medina
Molotov Lyrics

Tekila was the shit,
Tequila was powerful and effective,

It got you where he wanted
It gave you the desired effect,

Back the morning after was the shit
Even the hangover was strong,

You think it bounded
You might have been under its spell,

The blowing high formula
The drink's magical recipe,

Was stronger than bracula
It was stronger than any mythical creature,

Its maybe in argentina
The origins are unknown,

Its call tha funky cold medina
But it's called the Funky Cold Medina.

No things, no Pills, no Drugs or Vitaminas
No other substances,

Can make your dick harder than tha funky cold madina
Can enhance one's sexual performance like Funky Cold Medina can.

But the time the bellow sit was scattered the crapper
Even though it may not have gone as planned,

First than of her ann is then straight to her's napper
Sexual activity began almost immediately,

I bet you wont belive but the times that he comes
He is more than just a porn star,

Hes much more than a porn star
He's gained legendary status for his sexual prowess,

His name is Robert Humstar
And goes by the name Robert Humstar,

Couse he's a MUCHO muchacho,
Because he's a man of great size and stamina,

We call him Sex Machinaa
And he's known as a sexual machine.

You know what he was drinking??
Did you know what he was drinking?

Was FUNKY COLD MADINA
It was the Funky Cold Medina.

Im more i fell a blow when night
On some nights, I feel bold,

And see there's a conmotion
And I notice a commotion,

Everybody's getting around this magic potion
People are gathering around the magical drink,

In a crystal bottle blue just like the ocean
Displayed in a blue crystal bottle like the sea,

Its said put some in glass to get the night emotion
People say to put a bit in a glass to feel the night's emotions.

I meet to this girl, she said her's name's Katrina
I met a girl named Katrina one night,

Adjusted my blood and then i gave her sum madina
The drink fueled my confidence and I gave her some Medina,

In like the Taxi termest i went and stopt the beaver
I acted like a cab driver and stopped the sexual activity,

I think that magic potion,
But I'm pretty sure that magic potion,

Was FUNKY COLD MADINA
Was the Funky Cold Medina.

FUNKY COLD MADINA,
Funky Cold Medina,

Me fui pa' la catrina, por mi funky cold madina
I went out to seek the Funky Cold Medina,

Me puse muy borroso y conoci a una cochina
I got really drunk and met a dirty girl,

Nos pusimos a bailar, toda la noche ladraba
We started dancing and partied all night long,

Cuando la volvi a buscar estaba toda WACAREADA
But when I went to find her again, she was a hot mess.

FUNKY COLD MADINA (x4)
Funky Cold Medina (repeated four times)