The Wind
Mom Dad and the Kids Lyrics

Ahh…
Expression of exasperation

I`m here and it`s clear I`m gonna flow so yo black
I am here and it is clear that I will rap fluently, so listen up

Just get on up or yo get the bozak
Just stand up or else you will be in trouble

'Cause it ain`t Kojak or Dr. Suess
It is not going to be something ordinary like a children's storybook or a detective television series

It`s the kid mother fucker and I`m gonna get loose
The young artist is here and he is about to set himself free

'Cause I got the juice to spruce and get nice and
He is capable of energizing and improving his style

So enticing strong like a bison
His music is attractive and powerful

Ruff like brandy and no one knows
His approach is rough like an alcoholic beverage but he is still mysterious

That I got more riffs than Randy Rhoads
He has a lot more musical moves than the renowned Randy Rhoads

Smash, slash and when I trash I bash
He attacks, breaks down, and aggressively crushes his competition

I get ill I chill but you don`t know the half
He is talented and composed, but there's so much more to his ability than what's on the surface

I trip I rip and though I think I`m slick
He stumbles, tears apart his rivals and is a shrewd fellow

I`m nothin but a funky country hick
He is nothing but an unrefined, funky rural fellow

But I still get down with a sound that pumps
He still manages to make music that is lively and infectious

And you can hear me from the trucks and the trunks that bump
Those listening to his tunes can feel them from the vibrating speakers of vehicles

Never been questioned by the F.B.I
He has never been interrogated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation

Although I`ve tried every method just to get high
He has tried several different ways to get himself high

L.S.D. is what I`m trippin on
He is currently high on LSD

And O.E. bitch is what I`m sippin on
He is sipping on a bottle of 'Old English', a brand of malt liquor

A big fat booty`s what I`m grippin on
He is currently holding on tightly to a large, curvaceous derriere

But for now I`m gonna rock and keep rippin on
He will continue to perform and provide entertainment

Down to the mother fuckin A.M.
He will keep going until early in the morning

As I co bump and jump and keep the crowd in mayhem
He energizes and excites his audience, keeps them rowdy

No brain no pain…Now c`mon why'all and tell me what`s my name
No perception, no hassle... now everyone please tell me what I should be called

3 sheets 2 the wind is the state I`m in
He is very drunk

Half off the wagon with my feet draggin'
He is barely hanging on and is mentally and physically exhausted

Taggin' hoes gettin' lots of trim
He is currently enjoying sexual interactions with women

Gettin' jocks and props for all the spots I rock
He is getting positive feedback and attention for all of his shows and performances

I`m true I`m blue like Captain Kangaroo
He is dependable and trustworthy, like a children's TV icon

And for the few who knew yo I`m a bang for you
For those who are aware of who he is, he's going to make them happy with his art

Because the Kid Rock ain`t no bitch yo
He is a tough guy and is not scared of challenges

And I ain't no radio want to get rich ho
He does not want to become famous through radio but through his talent

So count my props you can`t get with me and fuck all you cops you ain`t shit to me
Appreciate all the good things about me and ignore the irrelevant police force

But hoes with guns playin hard for fun
Women who carry firearms are playing dangerous games for their entertainment

So stay off my dick becuz I ain`t the one
Stay away from him and stop bothering him

And for anyone tryin to bust me up
To anybody who wants to hurt him

You better chill with that tryin to fuck me up
No one should harm or threaten him

And if you`re talkin shit I`m gonna shut ya up
He will silence anyone who speaks ill of him

And all ya wack D.J.`s I`m gonna cut ya up
He will show up and outdo all mediocre Disc Jockeys

'Cause I don`t give a fuck about no one
He could not care less about anyone other than himself

And when I wax I tax and that`s just how it goes son
Whenever there are wax and records, he will commemorate and be paid for his work

Yo ain`t no sucker
He will not be fooled by anyone

'Cause I`m the kid..``rock mother fucker``
Because he is the young Kid Rock, who is capable of great things

Straight from Mo-town and I won`t slow down
He comes from Motor City and he will not slow down

I cease the cheese M.C,`s I moe down
He leaves cheese MCs behind and defeats them

And I show no shame 'cause I`m down for mine
He takes pride in his work and is willing to defend it

Now tell me what`s my name
What am I to be called?

It ain`t Eric Clapton and this ain`t slowhand
He is not Eric Clapton, and his tunes are not like Slowhand's music

I`m the kid ya dig and I`m a rock the whole land
He is the Kid Rock, and he will rock the entire country

'Cause no man can make a track this grand
No one has ever created a song with such excellence as his

And if you know what I know than just…
If you are knowledgeable and understand like me, then just....