You Can't Eat Cats Kevin
Mom Jeans Lyrics

Well I can't make you (Make you)
I don't have the power to control your actions or decisions.

Do anything that you don't wanna do
Force you to engage in activities you're unwilling to participate in.

And you can't make me (Make me)
You don't possess the ability to compel me to do something against my will.

Say anything to put myself in a position
Speak words that would portray myself in a manner

To make me seem like just another spoiled fuckface
That would make me appear as an entitled individual with no understanding of reality.

With no idea how things work in the real world
Lacking knowledge and comprehension of how things operate in actuality.

Where you have no control
A realm where you don't hold authority or dominance.

Well you think (You think)
You believe

That I don't care enough and that I'm lazy
That I lack sufficient concern and effort, and that I exhibit laziness.

Well I think (I think)
On the contrary, I believe

That you're just building up a wall to try and protect yourself
That you're constructing emotional barriers as a defense mechanism

From the fact that I'm going to spend
To shield yourself from the reality that I will dedicate

The rest of my dumb fucking life loving you
The entirety of my foolish existence adoring you.

And it feels weird
This situation elicits an uncomfortable sensation.

Let's just smoke a bowl and talk about this later
Let's calmly consume marijuana and discuss this matter at a later time.

I just wanna watch the office and turn in early
I simply desire to watch the television show 'The Office' and retire for the night at an early hour.

Tomorrow morning is a whole new fucking problem
The forthcoming morning will bring an entirely different set of challenging issues.

And I just might not survive the night
I may not endure the night without experiencing great difficulty.

If you can't find the time to be nice to me
If you are unable to allocate some time to be kind towards me.

TO ME
Directed specifically at me.