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"Nicky" Suppose one day in Bromley, Kent I live my nightmare and…
2PM Post morning, pre-mortem I promised the ghost of Meleager …
3D Corporation (3D Corporation) (3D Corporation) Did you ever fall in l…
7000 BC Solve a Chinese puzzle Make a Chinese box Pour ink into th…
A Dull Documentary The little girl plays chopsticks Wears Mummy's lipstick Th…
A Lapdog Powerless, with my talk of Guy Debord and Gide To rival…
A Little Schubert Beendet ist mein sommer Mein winter hier anfängt Auf Wiede…
A Monkey for Sallie I bought a monkey for Sallie And let it run amok I…
A White Oriental Flower The life of someone promiscuous is unfocused, unclear Forge…
Adam Green If my name were Howard I'd dress up in a cummerbund…
Adoration There are people who always say They cherish life in a…
Afterglow Welcome to the afterglow Welcome to the show We welcome to t…
Akiko Masuda Daidai iro no wakusei no ue de Midori no zubon wo…
Amongst Women Only And when she left me I felt no jealousy For company…
Angels Reprise The pervert and his angels hide amongst the stars and…
Appalachia Appalachian mountain girl Coming home to me Appalachian moun…
Ashes to Ashes Do you remember a guy that's been In such an early…
Bantam Boys O Africa and orient bring gifts Spigot weed and egg of…
Belvedere Children of the New Republic all revere Belvedere the child…
Beowulf I have come with my sword Naegling And the usual aches…
Bibliotek They said that I'd get over you And life would go…
Birocracy Can you play electric organ? Can you play the lie of…
Bishonen I was born in the town of Paisley in early…
Bluestocking I love you, you're so well read Blue stockings well spread …
Born to be Adored I was created in the fleshpots of Araby My mother was…
Breathless Over the moon for now Only because you're near Though ther…
Brent Busboom This chronicle purports to be A true account for all to…
Bubble Music I'm making my notebook about the kids in America Showing de…
Cape and Stick Gang Word comes down on the party line All the suckers on…
Cheekbone Professor Cheekbone Is your uncle Living underground In a…
Christmas on Earth Well I know that on Earth it is Christmas now And…
Closer to You And maybe you're the Circle Line girl trying so hard not…
Cockle Pickers (NARRATOR) - Yu Hui came from Yangbian, a village in…
Coming in a Girl's Mouth What is the cultural meaning of coming in a girl's…
Complicated Over the room you are my puzzling creature Through the smok…
Confiance Absolue Non, non tu dois me croire Non, non je jure je…
Core Pack me a trunk, book me a bunk I'm going on…
Corkscrew King Bakatono bakemono henna ojisan Gamushara sekuhara henna ojis…
Count Ossie in China Spring husband Bright plum journey Bright plum generation …
Datapanik My computer broke down today I'm going to throw my old…
Death Ruins Everything We all get low, you have no clothes Your sack is…
Deliverance Who's that car in your driveway? I left a message on…
Dialtone Eyes clear as dialtone Are you at home? Are you alone? I…
Don't Leave Don't go away If you can't forgive Believe, just to live …
Don't Stop the Night (Don't stop the night) (Don't stop the night) Don't stop…
Dr Cat Dr Cat is disillusioned with A new cloud arriving Cock-a-l…
Dracula (KYOKA) - Dracula, you are my lovely murderer, wherever you…
Dunes A little ice enters the room As the woman of the…
Electrosexual Sewing Machine "Electrosexual Sewing Machine" The noise of the street en…
Eleven Executioners Eleven top hats In the club vestibule Eleven gentlemen's c…
Erase Show me the key to press To undo this mess Erase the…
Erostratus On the night of July 21st, 356 BC I, Erostratus, burned…
Everyone I Have Ever Slept With I'd like to thank everyone I have ever slept with This awa…
Evil Genius Oh what fun it is to be An evil genius Best friend…
Ex-Erotomane Ex-fake, ex-rake Ex-charmer of the snake Ex-libertine, ex-on…
Fade To White In the slaughterhouse the Braw Puts down his bloody horror s…
Farther Farther away Can't understand a thing you're saying Hallo …
Finnegan The Folk Hero In a field of corn Is a master's shoe Click the master's…
Flame into Being Now the weight of the books has crushed my delicate…
Florence Manlik Dandy lovers come and see Manly Madame Spaghetti Sprouting…
Folk Me Amadeus There's no infinite reckoning in this eternal line No deeper…
Frilly Military I'll be your frilly military lady Your long-haired lover fro…
Germania There are blood hounds and burial mounds upon these metal…
Giapponese a Roma Sono piccola com'e Lolita (Sono Giapponese a Roma) Sono un…
Gibbous Moon Why not believe Christianity If it helps you through the da…
Girlie Action Look at Dawn, she's strapped on A pair of inflatable David…
Girlish Boy I was born to be a girlish boy And my lover…
Going For A Walk With A Line There's trouble up at Cowbell Barn The Shadoks are going ba…
Good Morning World Putting on my best face Running with a suitcase I'll lead …
Goodiepal Who killed the eskimos Who understood the rules of happiness…
Handheld My favourite handheld You're my favourite handheld device Vi…
Hang Low I've set my heart on being good Very friendly And I will…
Harry K-Tel I hate your famous guts I know girls are sitting ducks I…
Heliogabalus The deaths he caused were accidents He committed no murder …
Helogabalus The deaths he caused were accidents He committed no murder O…
Hippopotamomus I come from the jungle From Popocatepetl Chief of the clan…
His Majesty the Baby Crooked smiles, mongol eyes and a toothless grin I hate h…
Homosexual I love women but I'm thinking of giving in I love…
Hotel Marquis De Sade There were three of us always Walking abreast Towards a s…
How Do You Find My Sister? The four Fs: Find him, feel him, fuck him, forget him I…
How to Spot an Invert How to spot an invert Amongst the vertebrates: Good groomin…
Howard Hughes Spending my days in old hotels Where did the time go?…
Huge I never thought you'd mean everything to me Huge as the…
Hypnoprism In the era of the hypnoprism In the wake of the…
I Am a Kitten When you caress your little cat And stroke me with your…
I Am The Law When you caress your little cat And stroke me with your…
I Ate a Girl Right Up I ate a girl right up, forgive me I don't know…
I Had a Girl I had a girl I lost to the world Because my…
I Refuse To Die Death comes for all But I plan to be out when…
I Want You But I Don't Need You I like you, and I'd like you to like me…
I was a maoist intellectual I was a Maoist intellectual in the music industry I always…
Ice King If ever emotional defences open wide If ever you see me…
Ichabod Crane This prissy, skinny lanky-liver calculating fool Has come t…
In the Sanatorium In the sanatorium I've booked a private room Where you can f…
Indiepop List Queens, goons, pigeons and baboons I met them on the indiep…
International Beijing to Seoul, Beirut to London A red flag's hoisting to…
Is It Because I'm a Pirate? Is it because I'm a pirate? Now I've done a string…
Is There Sex In Marriage? When women come and see me for sex tips The one…
Isaak Stella mater Light is failing Making such a fool of thee …
Islington John This part of town is all flatfish tramps Beautiful women be…
It's Important To Be Trendy When the fashion's to be friendly When the fashion's to be…
Jackdaw The world beyond the rhubarb patch No-one seems to know Wh…
Jahwise Hammer of the Babylon King Oh by Jove Glistering gold and blistering sores Catch him in…
Jarre In Hicksville Jean Michel Jarre came to Hicksville, too ra loo ra…
Jeff Koons He has come to bring you things that make you…
Jesus In Furs The tragedy is The audience is getting bored And up on the…
John The Baptist Jones I was ahead I was a seer I left for Babylon You and…
K's Diary Hope, vague hope, but waking fears Pride, but proud of wast…
Karin Komoto I will dress you in a looser flowing silk Androgynous herma…
Keigo Oyamada When the ape's bineural microphones are pointed out to sea …
King Solomon's Song and Mine Solomon took a census, and we were just passing through But…
Kinski Gets Angry Asshole, I'm the whole show I am the world's greatest actor …
Klaxon Je suis conducteur de taxi (Je vais te claquer) Dans les r…
Kokoro Hirai Kokoro Hirai cannot write today She's in hospital, reason i…
La Catrina La Catrina has come back from the dead And is searching…
Lady Fancy Knickers Lady Fancy Knickers Gee up, ya ya! Dressed in your post-of…
Landrover Four in the morning on October the third The year you…
Last of the Window Cleaners I was the last of the window-cleaners I was sacrificed as…
Life of the Fields Your eyes are flat, the city's hot Night falls over the…
Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous When you're up Everybody wants your babies Photographs b…
Little Apples Lying in the nude with my Apple G4 cube I am…
Little Lord Obedience Faceless when he docks, faceless when he's lost at sea The…
Lolitapop Dollhouse Tell me I'm allowed to play the Fender Jaguar Like the…
London 1888 Cellophane grandfather clock I hope your hands will never s…
Lord of the Dance It's like a vision I see the Saviour (The Lord is…
Love Isn't A Right Love isn't a right, it's got to be earned. Love isn't…
Love On Ice We're all cuddles and smiles At the press photocall Though y…
Love Wakes The Devil Love makes you dribble And love makes for trouble And love…
Lovely Tree Keep, lovely tree, your leaves in wintertime Stand strongly…
Lucky like St. Sebastian Once upon a time there was a man called Saul Who…
Lucretia Borgia I'm sorry I fucked your best friend, Lucretia Borgia Though…
Lute Score You locked me in the bathroom long ago, you bloody…
Lycidas You'll get what I want in the end and give…
Maf Read all about it! Murder in Whitechapel Down the Grave Mau…
Mai Noda I am Mai Noda's strawberry iMac Switch on my screen A strawb…
Marquis of Sadness They've announced the new writer in residence They've annou…
MC Escher The conventions of rap dictate that every MC who takes…
Michelin Man Pump, pump it up Pump it up if ever it goes…
Microworlds From microworld to microworld Never knew which way the wind…
Mika Akutsu When Truman Capote spent just one day with Marilyn Monroe …
Miles Franklin All the lovers I've had I seemed to mislay One went…
Milton Jacobson Make yourself like Milton Jacobson To get ahead in vaudevil…
Minty Fresh When that I was but a little tiny boy With a…
Minus 5 Who can now remember Zebediah Lane? The great singing sensa…
Miss X An Ex-Lover Miss X is now just an ex-lover As time goes by…
Mistaken Memories I took a drug One hundred times stronger than acid I took…
Moop Bears Oh wow wow wow Ca sent si bon Kimochi ii Wood: to the…
Morality Is Vanity Nobody is evil, nobody is good All the guilty people have…
Mountain Music I've got that mountain music in me But not since I…
Mr Consistency I say the opposite of what I say They call me…
Mr Proctor Sticky piggy wam wam Fluffy on a cig jam Bringing in the…
Mr Ulysses Porcupine razor Palatine Mill Garbage on a laser Monkey o…
Muderers the Hope of Women With this knife I cut the cake Who will be my…
Multiplying Love If love is good As most agree Loving two must be Twice as…
my pervert doppelganger I've got a pervert doppelganger He came from over the sea …
My Sperm Is Not Your Enemy My sperm is not your enemy In it glistens destiny Some day…
Natsuko Tayama I am Natsuko Tayama The shy soul sister I got a whole…
Nervous Heartbeat Crying, shiku shiku Reluctantly, shibu shibu Repeatedly, t…
Nicky Suppose one day in Bromley, Kent I live my nightmare and…
Nicky My Friend I'd like to suck your cock From its bottom to its…
Nikon 2 Je suis photographice Tu es gigolo Tu prends des actrices …
Noah Brill Well there's a kid in San Fransisco Who has really got…
Nobody One memory Is one too much There in the dark Where strang…
Old Friend New Flame I went with a friend of mine I hadn't seen in…
Old Friend New Flame . I went with a friend of mine I hadn't seen in…
Old Friend, New Flame I went with a friend of mine I hadn't seen in…
Orgasm Addict You tried it just for once Found it all right for…
Oskar Tennis Champion Uncle Oskar, an intensely idealistic tennis star Goes to se…
Other Music Mad music, sad music Totally bad and crazy music Brave mus…
Palm Deathtop The house of the dead becomes more and more real…
Paolo Paolo why do your lovers caress in the bows of…
Paolo Rumi I am a theme park Paolo Rumi Here are my gates Come into…
Paper Wraps Rock You can never overestimate Garbo You can never undress Monr…
Paranoid Acoustic Seduction Machine Seduction machine Electrostatic seduction machine Seductio…
Permagasm Your own Torquato Tasso Born to treat you well With his Hiaw…
Pierrot Lunaire The string to his head The boss makes it nod The string…
Ping Pong With Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong, the album Comedy cabaret Futuristic vaudevillains…
Platinum If I told the truth I'd like to live my…
Pleasantness Pleasantness Today there was no heat You pose as evil beca…
Pornography (Poo poo pi doo) Pornography It's just the stuff of ever…
Professor Shaftenberg He's a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne He likes to hand…
Protestant Art No more decoration No more piss Christs Or donkey shit vir…
Psychopathia Sexualis Twilight's falling peacefully across the railway line The l…
Pygmalism Sometimes when it rains I get pictures in my brain My prog…
Radiant Night I'm in love with Witold Gombrowicz That sombre Polish man …
Reckless Records The most beautiful people in the world Were two rows ahead…
Red Pyjamas Time after time the hands on my watch spin around And…
Rhetoric I'll love you 'til they figure out the way that…
Righthand Heart I meet this girl with a righthand heart I notice nothing…
Robert Dye They say the Prince Consort was afflicted, you know With me…
Robin Hood This is the tale of Robin Hood Kind and fair, brave…




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shrew972

Too good!

Vyshka

I had to break up with my boyfriend because he wouldn't let me put his eye out so I could pretend he was Momus.

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