For more than twenty years he has been releasing, to only marginal commercial and critical success, playful and transgressive albums on labels in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Japan. In his lyrics and his other writing he makes seemingly random use of decontextualized pieces of continental (mostly French) philosophy, and has built up a personal world he says is "dominated by values like diversity, orientalism, and a respect for otherness." He is also known in certain circles outside the U.S. as a producer. He is fascinated by identity, Japan, the avant-garde, time travel and sex. Live Momus shows are rare but when he does perform he often sings the crowd favourite 'maf' from the Stars Forever LP.
He wears a patch over his right eye because he lost the use of it after contracting acanthamoeba keratitis from a contact lens case washed with Greek tap water.
Nick Currie currently resides in Osaka, Japan.
The Penis Song
Momus Lyrics
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Once gave a lecture he entitled 'everything I know'
Taking the title literally, he spoke four years or so
And I intend to do the same, so make yourself at home
(Pull up a chair, smoke a cigar or something)
Cynthia Plaster Caster once took my cast and showed me
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
They recognise my penis now before my face
The subject for today: does knowledge elevate or demean us?
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
A baker has a penis thing for flattening the dough
But stick it in the oven and it rises up, like so
The man who chops the melons up with a long and pointed knife
Has a penis with a mottled skin, I know, I asked his wife
(Very curious)
A priest beneath his cassock has a penis just the same
Some call the hypothalamus the penis of the brain
One man's sport is fly fishing, and the other's, pocket billiards
Congratulations, Watson, on your almost-Freudian brilliance
The comedian from hell always thinks he can entertain us
With everything we didn't want to know about his penis
Like the heather of the Highlands, mine is tipped with flecks of purple
With a head as wise as Solomon, although shaped like a turtle
It wears a flesh-tone roll-neck and the neck goes up and down
It comes out in the evenings and on Friday paints the town
Obsessively, compulsively, it only wants one thing
To fill your chosen orifice with ropes of pearly string
Delivering its message to your womb or to your tongue
And then going slack and flaccid when its pressing work is done
In witty conversation, by drip or intravenus
I drop everything you didn't want to know about my penis
(Some sort of Tourettes Syndrome)
It's a very fine philosopher, debating right and wrong
Shows promise as a songwriter (it writes most of my songs)
Don't bury it in boxer shorts but wear it like a tie
Or avant garde jewellery hanging from your fly
(Very chic!)
Jean Luc Godard once declared, to gales of mystified laughter
That some men wash their hands before they touch it, others after
And if you slot it carefully where the sun will never shine
You'll feel what's mine becoming yours, what's yours becoming mine
Well ladies and hermaphrodites, my tender-hearted readers
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
There was a bohemian monk
Who went to bed in a bunk
He dreamt that Venus
Was stroking his penis
And woke up all covered in
Thought for the day: does abstinence dirty us or clean us?
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
It's a tribute to the power of something otherwise mundane
That waving it under a stranger's nose is said to scar his brain
I'm doing my bit to see the power of taboo remains intact:
I keep a penis on my head but never lift my hat
(I keep a penis on my head but never lift my hat)
And if I've bored you stiff with this riff about my penis
I wouldn't let a little thing like that come between us
And if you can think of another song even more atrocious
Well supercalifragilisiticexpifuckingdocious
The lyrics of "The Penis Song" by Momus are a humorous take on the male anatomy and its cultural significance. The song seems to be rooted in Momus's own experiences with his penis and the associations he makes between the organ and various professions or activities. For example, he suggests that a baker's rolling pin resembles his penis and that a fly fisherman's rod is a phallic symbol. Momus also references Buckminster Fuller's long lecture on "everything I know," which he claims to be emulating. In addition, he alludes to various cultural figures like Jean-Luc Godard and Cynthia Plaster Caster to add humorous anecdotes to the song.
Overall, the song seems to be a critique of the societal taboos surrounding discussions of sex and the male anatomy. Momus challenges the idea that discussing the penis is inherently dirty or shameful by making light of it in a humorous and irreverent way. By doing so, he highlights the absurdity of the taboo surrounding the topic.
Line by Line Meaning
Buckminster Fuller, inventor of the geodesic dome
A reference to Buckminster Fuller, a renowned inventor who gave a lecture entitled 'everything I know'
Once gave a lecture he entitled 'everything I know'
Continuation of the reference to Buckminster Fuller giving a lecture with the title 'everything I know'
Taking the title literally, he spoke four years or so
Buckminster Fuller literally spoke about everything he knew for around four years
And I intend to do the same, so make yourself at home
The singer intends to do the same as Buckminster Fuller, and speak about everything he knows, so the listener should make themselves comfortable
(Pull up a chair, smoke a cigar or something)
Suggestion to the listener to relax and get comfortable while listening to the singer speak about everything he knows
Cynthia Plaster Caster once took my cast and showed me
Reference to a woman named Cynthia Plaster Caster who took a cast of the singer's penis and showed it in an exhibition
In a penis exhibition in a gallery on Broadway
Explanation of where Cynthia Plaster Caster showed the cast of the singer's penis
So many people saw my penis in its glass case
The cast of the singer's penis was seen by many people in the exhibition
They recognise my penis now before my face
The singer's penis is now recognisable to people who saw it in the exhibition, even before they recognise the singer's face
The subject for today: does knowledge elevate or demean us?
The singer introduces the topic of the song, questioning whether knowledge elevates or demeans us
Everything you didn't want to know about my penis
The singer reveals that the song is about sharing details about his penis that the listener may not have wanted to know
A baker has a penis thing for flattening the dough
A baker has a tool for flattening dough that resembles a penis
But stick it in the oven and it rises up, like so
When the baker puts the dough in the oven, it rises up
The man who chops the melons up with a long and pointed knife
Reference to a man who cuts melons with a knife that resembles a penis
Has a penis with a mottled skin, I know, I asked his wife
The singer claims to know that the man who cuts melons has a penis with a mottled skin, as he asked his wife
(Very curious)
The singer adds an aside expressing his curiosity about the man's penis
A priest beneath his cassock has a penis just the same
Like any other man, a priest has a penis beneath his cassock
Some call the hypothalamus the penis of the brain
The hypothalamus is sometimes referred to as the 'penis of the brain'
One man's sport is fly fishing, and the other's, pocket billiards
Men have different hobbies, from fly fishing to pocket billiards
Congratulations, Watson, on your almost-Freudian brilliance
A sarcastic congratulations to someone on their supposed Freudian insight
The comedian from hell always thinks he can entertain us
A reference to a comedian who often shares details about his penis, thinking it will entertain his audience
Like the heather of the Highlands, mine is tipped with flecks of purple
The singer describes his penis as having purple flecks on its tip, like the heather of the Scottish Highlands
With a head as wise as Solomon, although shaped like a turtle
The singer compares the head of his penis to that of King Solomon, despite it being shaped like a turtle
It wears a flesh-tone roll-neck and the neck goes up and down
Description of the singer's penis, which resembles a turtleneck sweater that can go up and down
It comes out in the evenings and on Friday paints the town
The singer's penis is active in the evenings and on Fridays, going out and socialising
Obsessively, compulsively, it only wants one thing
The singer claims that his penis is obsessed and compulsively wants only one thing
To fill your chosen orifice with ropes of pearly string
The singer's penis desires to fill its partner's orifice with semen, which resembles pearly strings
Delivering its message to your womb or to your tongue
The message of the singer's penis is delivered either to the womb during intercourse, or to the tongue during oral sex
And then going slack and flaccid when its pressing work is done
The singer's penis becomes flaccid after its 'work' is done
In witty conversation, by drip or intravenus
The singer shares details about his penis in witty conversations, with a suggestion that it is like a drug that can be delivered through a needle or IV
I drop everything you didn't want to know about my penis
The singer reveals that he often shares details about his penis in conversations, even if people didn't want to know
(Some sort of Tourettes Syndrome)
The singer makes a reference to Tourettes Syndrome, which causes involuntary tics and outbursts, as a possibility for his need to share details about his penis
It's a very fine philosopher, debating right and wrong
The singer compares his penis to a philosopher, being able to debate moral concepts of right and wrong
Shows promise as a songwriter (it writes most of my songs)
The singer claims that his penis shows promise as a songwriter, writing most of his songs
Don't bury it in boxer shorts but wear it like a tie
The singer suggests that men shouldn't hide their penis in boxer shorts, but should wear it like a tie as a bold accessory
Or avant garde jewellery hanging from your fly
Another suggestion for men to showcase their penis as an avant garde piece of jewellery that hangs from their fly
(Very chic!)
The singer adds an aside that this avant garde style is very fashionable
Jean Luc Godard once declared, to gales of mystified laughter
Reference to Jean Luc Godard, a French filmmaker, who made a declarative statement that caused laughter and confusion
That some men wash their hands before they touch it, others after
Godard's statement was that some men wash their hands before touching their penis, while others do so after
And if you slot it carefully where the sun will never shine
A suggestion to carefully insert the penis in a place where the sun will never shine, indicating it should be used discreetly
You'll feel what's mine becoming yours, what's yours becoming mine
The singer suggests that through intercourse, partners share their bodies with each other
Well ladies and hermaphrodites, my tender-hearted readers
The singer addresses his audience, including females and hermaphrodites, as his tender-hearted readers
There was a bohemian monk
The singer begins a story about a bohemian monk
Who went to bed in a bunk
The bohemian monk went to bed in a bunk bed
He dreamt that Venus
In the bohemian monk's dream, he saw the goddess Venus
Was stroking his penis
In the bohemian monk's dream, Venus was stroking his penis
And woke up all covered in
The bohemian monk woke up covered in something, which is left to the listener's imagination
Thought for the day: does abstinence dirty us or clean us?
The singer poses a philosophical question about the effects of abstinence on a person's moral cleanliness
It's a tribute to the power of something otherwise mundane
The singer reflects on the taboo nature of discussing one's own penis and how it can have power, despite being mundane
That waving it under a stranger's nose is said to scar his brain
The singer makes a reference to the idea that exposing a stranger to one's penis can be a traumatic experience for them
I'm doing my bit to see the power of taboo remains intact:
The singer suggests that he is intentionally keeping the taboo nature of discussing one's penis alive
I keep a penis on my head but never lift my hat
The singer makes a provocative statement about wearing a prosthetic penis on his head, but never revealing it by removing his hat
And if I've bored you stiff with this riff about my penis
The singer acknowledges that his song may be boring to some listeners who aren't interested in the topic of penises
I wouldn't let a little thing like that come between us
The singer assures his listeners that their differing interests won't come between them
And if you can think of another song even more atrocious
The singer invites his listeners to think of a song even more terrible than his
Well supercalifragilisiticexpifuckingdocious
An exclamation indicating that the singer doesn't think anything can be worse than his own song
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Written by: NICHOLAS CURRIE
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Aldo Charles
on Morality Is Vanity
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