Vogue Bambini
Momus Lyrics


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A barrel full of monkies would be
Quite a lot of fun
So won't you tell me
Where I can get some?
Maybe there's a baby I can dress
Comme des Garcons
Oh yes I want one
A really cute one

There's a Vivienne Westwood baby
Here on page sixteen
Of the new edition of my favourite magazine

Keep reading Vogue Bambini
Drink a glass of dry Martini
Lie down and go BAM BAM!'

Boys are just like babies
They do things that babies do
They go BAM BAM!
And bring the house down
I've got Johnson's bubble bath
I've got baby shampoo
But not the baby
The monkey won't do

With my pop star boyfriend
Sitting in our little flat
Hoping that my tummy will just suddenly go fat

Keep reading Vogue Bambini
Drink a glass of dry Martini
Lie down and go BAM BAM!

Est ce que ce petit bebe est a toi mademoiselle?
Parce que, si ce n'est pas a toi, je veux l'emporter chez moi.
Ah oui, j'aime tellement les enfants, je les aime vachement.
Regardez, dans ce mensuel Italien, les bambinis fantastiques!

Keep reading Vogue Bambini
Drinking lots of dry Martini
Lying down and going BAM BAM!

I keep reading Vogue Bambini
In my little flat
Hoping that my tummy will just suddenly go fat

Vogue Italia Bambini




Shake and stir me like Martini
Lie down, BAM BAM!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Momus's song Vogue Bambini seem to present a whimsical and satirical perspective on parenting and fashion. In the first verse, the singer expresses his desire to have a barrel full of monkeys, which he considers to be a lot of fun. He also mentions his aspiration to dress a baby in Comme des Garcons clothing, which reflects his fixation on high-end fashion and the desire to have a 'really cute' baby. The second verse alludes to the influence of the media, with the singer suggesting that reading Vogue Bambini and drinking dry Martini can have an impact on one's dreams and aspirations.


In the third verse, Momus portrays a comical and stereotypical view of men and babies, stating that "boys are just like babies," and they go "BAM BAM" and bring the house down. He then mentions that he has Johnson's bubble bath and baby shampoo, but not the baby, and concludes by referring to his desire to have a child with his "pop star boyfriend." In the final verse, he continues to make fun of the fashion-savvy culture and the obsession with children, with a whimsical dialogue that suggests stealing a baby from a stranger.


Overall, the song appears to mock the idea of parenthood as a fashion accessory and the obsession with materialism and consumerism. The lyrics suggest that people are more interested in the image of having a child than the reality of parenting. Furthermore, the song satirizes the fashion industry and the hyper-sexualization of children in advertising.


Line by Line Meaning

A barrel full of monkies would be Quite a lot of fun So won't you tell me Where I can get some?
I wish to obtain some monkeys, and I believe it would be a great time if I had a bunch of them in a barrel. Can you direct me to where I can acquire some?


Maybe there's a baby I can dress Comme des Garcons Oh yes I want one A really cute one
If I can find a young child that I can clothe in the style of Comme des Garcons, I would really enjoy that. It would be even better if the baby was really adorable.


There's a Vivienne Westwood baby Here on page sixteen Of the new edition of my favourite magazine
I've spotted a baby donning Vivienne Westwood attire in my favourite magazine; it's featured on page sixteen of the latest issue.


Keep reading Vogue Bambini Drink a glass of dry Martini Lie down and go BAM BAM!'
If you want to relax and enjoy yourself, all you have to do is read Vogue Bambini, drink a dry Martini, and shout 'BAM BAM!' while lying down.


Boys are just like babies They do things that babies do They go BAM BAM! And bring the house down I've got Johnson's bubble bath I've got baby shampoo But not the baby The monkey won't do
Male individuals act like infants at times; they tend to engage in activities that babies would. They create chaos and havoc and scream 'BAM BAM!' while doing so. Although I possess Johnson's bubble bath and infant shampoo, I do not possess a baby to use them with, and using them with a monkey is not suitable.


With my pop star boyfriend Sitting in our little flat Hoping that my tummy will just suddenly go fat
Me and my boyfriend, who is a famous musician, are in our cramped flat, and I am wishing that my stomach will inexplicably expand, indicating that I am pregnant.


Est ce que ce petit bebe est a toi mademoiselle? Parce que, si ce n'est pas a toi, je veux l'emporter chez moi. Ah oui, j'aime tellement les enfants, je les aime vachement. Regardez, dans ce mensuel Italien, les bambinis fantastiques!
Excuse me miss, but is this adorable baby in your care? Because if not, I would love to take it home. Yes, I adore children, and I find them highly appealing. In fact, look at how fantastic they look in this Italian magazine!


Vogue Italia Bambini Shake and stir me like Martini Lie down, BAM BAM!
The Vogue Italia Bambini publication inspires and excites me similarly to how a martini would. I'm exhilarated and vocalize 'BAM BAM!' while lying down.




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