Women Lose Weight
Morcheeba Lyrics


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[Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor

[Verse 1]
The name of this entertainement is 'Women lose weight'
Our first years of mariage everything was just great
But after two kids And a weight gain factor
The fact is Now she's completely unattractive
Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym And don't eat so much food
But no Your shallow
You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth
But how if desire's is not there That's just delayment
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
My happiness I doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed
When you gonna leave your wife I tell her soon mommy soon, I assume
Or my destiny is blue Interestingly The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

[Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[Verse 2]
My plans against or shenanigans Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning And I can't swim
Bad intentions pumping Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this
Who can I get to help me murder this fat chick
I guess I'll have to play a dude robbin
On Wednesday The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler
And sent her clean over the divider
"You bastard" she said
As the wreck went tumblin down the hill I thought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call (from a) Lieutenant O'Rourke
(had me) leapin like a frog We need you at the morgue
So I selfishly pursue
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do I had to kill her

[Chorus]
What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
C'mon ya'll know I had to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss Kill her
What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I had to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss

[Verse 3]
So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids?
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside I just can't believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir Please
Screamin "who done took my heart" acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like I did it
Like I was the reason my mates slain murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want I doubt could address,
Clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside
How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal they indicted me, and gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking back I realised I didn't have to kill her

[Chorus]
What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
I killed her
What a surpriser Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue miss

Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your mariage healthy Do you know what I mean?




Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler
Peace

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Morcheeba's song "Women Who Lose Weight" tell the story of a man who is unhappy with his wife's weight gain after having two children. The man suggests his wife hit the gym and eat less food, but when she doesn't comply, he considers murder as a way out of the marriage. He ultimately causes her death in a hit and run accident, but is later arrested and put on trial for her murder. He realizes in hindsight that he didn't have to resort to violence and that desire is crucial in a healthy marriage.


The lyrics not only touch on the societal pressure for women to maintain a certain body type, but also highlight the dangers of toxic masculinity and the belief that violence is an acceptable solution to relationship problems. The lyrics throughout the song also showcase the man's misogyny, as he refers to his wife as a "fat chick" and objectifies his secretary.


Despite the dark themes present in the lyrics, the use of Slick Rick's signature storytelling style and Morcheeba's groovy trip-hop beats create an interesting musical juxtaposition.


Line by Line Meaning

What a surpriser, Open your eyes, A Woman advisor
Pay attention to the advice of women, they might surprise you with their wisdom and insights.


The name of this entertainement is 'Women lose weight'
The expectation on women to be thin and beautiful is oppressive and treated as a form of entertainment or obsession.


Our first years of mariage everything was just great
The relationship between the couple started out well, but it deteriorated over time due to various circumstances.


But after two kids And a weight gain factor
The woman gained weight due to pregnancy and the challenges of motherhood.


The fact is Now she's completely unattractive
The man no longer finds his wife attractive due to her weight gain and other factors.


Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude
The man is addressing overweight women in general, but it is still hurtful and insensitive.


My happiness I doubt discouraged
The man's happiness is being affected by his wife's appearance and he is becoming increasingly unhappy.


Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed
The man is emotionally cheating on his wife with his attractive secretary, June.


Or my destiny is blue Interestingly The only thing left for me to do is to kill her
The man is considering murder as a way out of his unhappy marriage, which is extreme and violent.


Of course there's laws which enforces divorces Send that ass right to the morgue miss
The man is considering the option of divorce, but he still speaks disrespectfully and cruelly about his wife.


My plans against or shenanigans Kinda ran thin
The man is struggling to come up with a viable plan to kill his wife and is lacking in criminal knowledge and skills.


But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this
The man is unsure if he has the courage to actually go through with killing his wife.


Catch the person who did this We're gonna try sir Please
The detective is trying to help the man solve his wife's case, unaware that the man is actually the killer.


Moral of the story is Desire is important
The lesson is that desire and attraction are important in relationships, but killing your partner is not the answer.


So watch your weight It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
The man is suggesting that women should watch their weight to keep their partner attracted to them, which perpetuates the harmful societal expectation for women to be thin and beautiful at all times.


Well there you have it Keep thin trim Keep your mariage healthy Do you know what I mean?
The man uses the song to give superficial advice to women to keep their marriages healthy by staying thin and attractive, perpetuating harmful gender stereotypes and expectations.


Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler Peace
The song ends with a message of peace from the artists, despite the violent and disturbing content of the lyrics.




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: PAUL CORFIELD GODFREY, RICKY M. L. WALTERS, ROSS CHARLES GODFREY, SKYE EDWARDS

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