Animals Can't Laugh
Moriarty Lyrics


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Try to understand this
Chalk rubs off easily
A person, a smart cookie like you
I wish your good luck
Would rub off on me

Try to remember this
Connective tissues
Leakproof thinking
Whatever it is be sure
the one-eyed are kings

Immunosuppression or
immaculate conception,
a doggy bag is all you need
and also, a dominatrix
is that car your baby ?

well animals can't laugh
and you're an animal, too.
sorry for you
animals can't laugh
and you're an animal, too.

Sometimes offensive
if you were immortal
you wouldn't know it,
howling into town
after a long drive.

I will now bumlash you





My dearie
My dear appetite

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Moriarty's song Animals Can't Laugh are cryptic and surreal, with a mix of seemingly unrelated phrases that mystify the listener. The song presents a playful and whimsical tone that is best approached with an open mind, ready to access the hidden message behind the words.


The song seems to be a meditation about the limits of communication and understanding, with a focus on the inability of animals to experience laughter. The opening lines "Try to understand this, chalk rubs off easily" may refer to the fleeting nature of knowledge and memory, and how easily it can be erased or forgotten. The line "A person, a smart cookie like you, I wish your good luck would rub off on me" may express a wish for guidance and support, with the singer suggesting that there is someone wise and capable nearby who could help them.


The song then moves on to a series of enigmatic lines that touch on a range of topics, from biology ("connective tissues") to religion ("immaculate conception") and sexuality ("dominatrix"). The chorus – "well animals can't laugh, and you're an animal, too. sorry for you, animals can't laugh, and you're an animal, too" – repeats this central idea, that laughter is a uniquely human experience that is denied to animals. The song's final lines – "I will now bumlash you, my dearie, my dear appetite" – further complicate the meaning of the song, hinting at either a violent or erotic encounter between the singer and their subject.


Overall, Moriarty's Animals Can't Laugh is a thought-provoking work that challenges the listener to think deeply about the nature of communication, empathy, and the animal-human divide. Its surreal lyrics and whimsical melody make it an engaging and entertaining piece of music that rewards repeated listens and careful attention to its hidden meanings.


Line by Line Meaning

Try to understand this
Attempt to comprehend what I am telling you


Chalk rubs off easily
Things are not permanent and can change or disappear easily


A person, a smart cookie like you
Addressing someone intelligent or clever


I wish your good luck
Expressing a desire for someone to have success


Would rub off on me
Hoping that someone else's fortune will also benefit oneself


Try to remember this
Attempt to retain the knowledge or advice given


Connective tissues
The bonds or connections between things or people


Leakproof thinking
Thoughts that are well-organized and secure


Whatever it is be sure
No matter what it is, ensure that it is certain or definite


the one-eyed are kings
Individuals with limited abilities or resources can still achieve great success


Immunosuppression or
Weakening of the immune system or


immaculate conception,
A pregnancy without the involvement of a sperm


a doggy bag is all you need
Takeaway food is all that is necessary


and also, a dominatrix
In addition, someone who takes control or commands others


is that car your baby ?
Do you care for or prioritize your vehicle excessively?


well animals can't laugh
Animals lack the ability to express humor


and you're an animal, too.
Addressing the listener as a member of the animal kingdom


sorry for you
An expression of regret or sympathy for the listener's limitations


Sometimes offensive
Occasionally insensitive or inappropriate


if you were immortal
If you were incapable of dying or living indefinitely


you wouldn't know it,
You would not be aware of your immunity to death


howling into town
Arriving in a noisy or attention-seeking manner


after a long drive.
Following an extended period of travel


I will now bumlash you
I will criticize or chastise you


My dearie
A term of endearment for the listener


My dear appetite
Addressing the listener's love of food or desire




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Elle est passé sur FIP à l'instant, excellente musique