Alsatian Cousin
Morrissey Lyrics


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Were you and he lovers?
And would you say so if you were?
On a forecourt
On a Friday
Passing my way
Oh...

Were you and he lovers?
And if you were, then say that you were!
On a groundsheet
Under canvas
With your tent-flap
Open wide

A note upon his desk
"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
Leather elbows on a tweed coat
-Oh!-
Is that the best you can do ?
So came his reply :
"But on the desk is where I want you!"





So I ask (even though I know):
Were you and he lovers ?

Overall Meaning

In Morrissey's song Alsatian Cousin, he confronts someone with whom he shares history, perhaps a former friend or lover, and asks them a very personal question: were they involved in a romantic relationship with somebody else? Morrissey is looking for honesty and transparency as he asks, “Were you and he lovers?” twice in the song. He challenges the person to speak up and admit the truth, to speak their truth even if it is difficult for him or for others to hear. The choice of words is loaded with meaning, as the word "lover" suggests the intimacy between two people that extends beyond just physicality.


The song also touches on themes of insecurity and vulnerability as Morrissey admits that he already has his mind made up but he wants to be sure. Meanwhile, the other person is hesitant to tell the truth and tries to skirt around the question. Morrissey feels that the honesty would allow him to move on from the situation but instead, the other person continues with insincere language and a lack of transparency, which only continues to fuel Morrissey's obsession with finding the truth.


Overall, "Alsatian Cousin" is a song that explores the complexities of relationships, the importance of honesty, and the way that insecurities can influence our perceptions of others.


Line by Line Meaning

Were you and he lovers?
Did you and that man have a romantic relationship?


And would you say so if you were?
If you were his lover, would you admit it?


On a forecourt
In a public space


On a Friday
Specifically on a Friday


Passing my way
Crossing my path


Oh...
Expressing surprise or disbelief


On a groundsheet
On a piece of fabric on the ground


Under canvas
Under a tent


With your tent-flap
With the entrance of your tent


Open wide
Fully open


A note upon his desk
A message written on his desk


"P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!"
A postscript with a request for sexual activity


Leather elbows on a tweed coat
Elbow patches made of leather on a jacket made of tweed


-Oh!-
Exclamation of surprise or shock


Is that the best you can do ?
Are you capable of doing anything better?


So came his reply :
This was his response:


"But on the desk is where I want you!"
He wants sexual activity to take place on the desk


So I ask (even though I know):
I already know the answer, but I will still ask:


Were you and he lovers ?
Did you and that man have a romantic relationship?




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: STEPHEN BRIAN STREET, STEVEN MORRISSEY, STEVEN PATRICK MORRISSEY

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