Confession
Mr. Evil Lyrics

These are my confessions
Mr. Evil is about to reveal his true feelings about a past relationship.

I'm sorry if I'm not the one
Mr. Evil apologizes for not living up to his ex-partner's expectations.

The man that you wanted
Mr. Evil realizes that he wasn't the type of man his partner was looking for.

Just know that you're the only girl that I ever thought of
Despite the end of the relationship, Mr. Evil still has strong feelings for his ex-partner.

When I think of you the world I knew somehow became a reflection
Mr. Evil's entire perspective was changed due to his feelings for his ex-partner.

A once so happy place flipped into newfound rejection
Mr. Evil went from a happy state of mind to experiencing feelings of rejection.

It's like I'm forced to be sad
Mr. Evil feels like he has no choice but to be sad about the end of the relationship.

Don't wanna be mad
Mr. Evil would rather not experience anger towards his ex-partner.

I just thought that one day we'd have kids to call me dad and I'd be proud
Mr. Evil had hoped that his relationship would progress to the point of having children together.

No need to be loud except for screams of joy and pleasure
Mr. Evil imagines a romantic, happy future with his partner.

You knew I was the only one there when you were under the weather
Mr. Evil reminds his ex-partner of times when he was there for her during difficult moments.

But I guess it's whatever
Despite his feelings, Mr. Evil accepts that his ex-partner has moved on from the relationship.

You made your choice and moved on
Mr. Evil acknowledges that his ex-partner has chosen to end the relationship and move forward.

I told my feelings I'd prove em wrong
Mr. Evil had hoped that his feelings for his ex-partner would lead to a successful relationship, but he was proven wrong.

Now here's this blue song
Mr. Evil sings a sad song about his heartbreak, which he refers to as a 'blue song.'

You came up to a shy guy and changed his point of view
Mr. Evil's ex-partner helped him to grow and change in positive ways.

The only thing inside his mind is broken memories of you
Mr. Evil is plagued by memories of his ex-partner despite the end of the relationship.

Why'd you have to do it
Mr. Evil questions why his ex-partner ended their relationship.

You broke my heart in two
Mr. Evil's ex-partner caused him to experience severe emotional pain.

You left me for another guy who'd rather have new shoes than you
Mr. Evil's ex-partner left him for someone who values material possessions over love.

But fuck it, we're through
Mr. Evil has accepted that the relationship is over and is moving forward.

I never mattered much to you
Mr. Evil realizes that he didn't hold as much importance to his ex-partner as he thought.

Three words love, trust, and loyalty
Mr. Evil values qualities such as love, trust, and loyalty in a relationship.

They stick to me like glue ooh
Mr. Evil strongly believes in the importance of love, trust, and loyalty in a relationship.

I hope you're having a revelation
Mr. Evil hopes that his ex-partner is reflecting on their relationship and has learned important lessons.

I'm throwing up more words than our average conversation
Mr. Evil is expressing himself more than he typically would in conversation with his ex-partner.

Remember that time we went to the train station
Mr. Evil remembers a specific moment with his ex-partner.

You pushed me on the tracks
Mr. Evil uses a metaphor of being pushed onto the train tracks to describe how his ex-partner hurt him emotionally.

Had me decapitated
Mr. Evil imagines a gruesome end to his emotional pain.

Wait nevermind that was final destination
Mr. Evil makes a joke, referencing a popular horror movie.

Every time you said you loved me
Mr. Evil remembers his ex-partner's declarations of love.

Hesitation
Mr. Evil questions whether his ex-partner meant what she said when she professed love for him.

In the bed room you had no imagination
Mr. Evil was not satisfied with his ex-partner's behavior in the bedroom.

It was borderline solo masturbation
Mr. Evil implies that his ex-partner was selfish in the bedroom and didn't focus on their mutual pleasure.

Attention everyone quick it's an evacuation
Mr. Evil imagines a sense of urgency and chaos due to his heartbreak.

There's a heartbroken man swinging swords with anticipation
Mr. Evil pictures himself as a warrior fighting against his heartbreak.

He can't help himself
Mr. Evil feels powerless against his heartbreak.

He's screaming words of affirmation
Mr. Evil is trying to convince himself of positive thoughts in order to cope with his heartbreak.

He must have cracked the code
Mr. Evil feels like he's learned valuable lessons about love and relationships through his heartbreak.

Learned the meaning of loves creation
Mr. Evil feels like he's gained a greater understanding of what love truly means.

But wait how could that be
Despite his newfound understanding, Mr. Evil is still surprised that he's gained so much insight from his heartbreak.

How could a mere mortal hold secrets such as these
Mr. Evil is amazed that a regular person like himself can have such a deep understanding of love and relationships.

Was it in the prophecy for Mr.E to discover
Mr. Evil wonders if his heartbreak and subsequent lessons were fated to happen to him.

There's no way man
Mr. Evil doesn't believe that he could have learned so much from his heartbreak.

He can't even write a love letter
Mr. Evil doesn't see himself as being able to express his feelings in writing.

Well you're wrong there
Despite his doubts, Mr. Evil is capable of expressing his feelings in ways other than writing.

It just takes more than words to get her
Mr. Evil acknowledges that expressing feelings through action is more important than simply using words.

You gotta put in work and learn to show effort
Mr. Evil realizes that relationships require hard work and effort in order to be successful.

Treat her like a princess and in the future like a queen
Mr. Evil advocates for treating a partner with love and respect.

Give her all the love you have and never be mean and never have greed
Mr. Evil believes in showing love without selfishness or cruelty.

What's hers is hers and yours is hers because once you're the king she'll value your worth
Mr. Evil believes that in a successful relationship, both partners value and care for each other without selfishness or possessiveness.

Well I haven't gotten that far
Despite his newfound understanding of relationships, Mr. Evil admits that he hasn't yet put it into practice.

The farthest I've gotten is past her house in my car because I'm broken hearted
Mr. Evil is still struggling to move on from his previous relationship and hasn't made progress in finding a new partner.

She left me in the dark so I'm just gonna move on and try to forget about her
Mr. Evil has accepted that his previous relationship is over and is trying to move forward with his life.

Gunna find myself a princess who does no wrong
Mr. Evil imagines finding a perfect partner who doesn't have flaws or make mistakes.

Gunna lay next to me wearing no thong
Mr. Evil fantasizes about having sexual relations with his perfect partner.

I promise you my life's gonna go on strong
Mr. Evil is determined to move forward and live a full life after his heartbreak.

I'll keep spending every day
Mr. Evil is continuing to work on moving forward with his life.

Tryna pick up the pieces
Mr. Evil is trying to mentally and emotionally heal from his previous heartbreak.

Cuz my heart is just a puzzle that's been abandoned in the rubble
Mr. Evil's heart and emotions are scattered and difficult to piece together after his heartbreak.

Now I might be forever incomplete
Mr. Evil worries that he may never fully recover from his previous heartbreak.

I accepted this defeat but I couldn't keep it all discreet
Mr. Evil is acknowledging his previous heartbreak, but can't hide his emotions about it.

You weighed me down with the chains of your lies
Mr. Evil blames his ex-partner for their relationship's end due to her dishonesty.

And your beauty was nothing but a disguise to heartbreak
Mr. Evil believes that his ex-partner's physical attractiveness masked the pain she would cause him in their relationship.

You can't fake
Mr. Evil believes that true emotions can't be faked or hidden forever.

This love was not a mistake
Despite the end of the relationship, Mr. Evil still believes that the love he felt for his ex-partner was real and not a mistake.

I don't regret our time together and I gotta get this off my chest cuz honestly you were the best
Mr. Evil feels grateful for the time he spent with his ex-partner and believes that she was the best partner he ever had.

You stood up high above the rest with the way you made me feel
Mr. Evil recognizes that his ex-partner held a special place in his heart due to how she made him feel.

But honestly that was years ago so its not that big a deal
Mr. Evil acknowledges that the relationship is in the past and is now moving forward in his life.